₦airaland Forum

SpencerForbes:
Even the compound sef na threat. I prefer make I sleep on the road. Even the gateman sef na suspect where I Dey. Best option na to go back to the street or sleep for hotel.

If you decide to sleep on the road in this HUNGER,Banditry and Kidnapping and Ritualism era,
The result might not be favourable.

Just sleep on the Snake's Bed.

Afterall, Adam was with Serpent in the Garden of Eden.

Jennyclay:
It’s nothing, it’s just a sculpture frame

I can comfortably sleep there.

Sculpture frame
But might be surprised when at 2am, you see ur Head going inside the Cobra's mouth.

Plz RUN if such an offer was given to you and lodge in a five Star Hotel.

Afterall, you are a Big Classy Girl.🤔😒

As a Stranded stranger in a town at Night, If a Good Samaritan offers you this room to have a good night rest,
Will you Accept the kind Offer?

pansophist:
Last time I ate fufu. (It feels like eating raw dough).

Last time I did my birthday (I consider it so feminine. I only celebrate achievements and things that takes effort, not base on calendar).

Last time I insulted someone face-to-face (I have insulted you already in my mind lol)

Last time I convinced a girl to be my babe (high school stuff, and the girl use my head back then, chai )

Last time I cried (I dont know how to cry. I'm I the only one in this boat? I can grieve, tears will drop, but crying the way women and children do with the noise and drama? I have lost that ability)

Buying designers. (I have never bought one and will never buy one. A quality products regardless of the brand is the ideal).

A Freshly made Fufu with a Delicious Egusi soup is bae, Bro.

Kai
The incident will be like Dream in their eyes.

U wake up in the Midnight and see Pple carrying your bed away.

This one just dey Advertise herself.

Where is Concoction Oil Rice?

She is looking for a Rich Man to price her KongoMeat.

I will handle security while Tinibu will handle the economy-Shettima.

APC RASCALS were criticizing GEJ, thinking dat Governance is by Mouth.

Gerontocracy.

This Man wants to rule till he meet his Ancestors.

Where is Helinues Boy?

Has he Finally gotten a Job?

Or is looking for Apartment after being asked by his parents to Leave their House?

Where is Helinues Boy?☹️

CoronaVirusPro:
Exactly!

Same with criminals, kidnappers, ritualist and cultists.

These people have talents that the government can always harness.

We probably should close all our correctional centers and harness the talents of all inmates.

@Least Naija YAHOO BOYS have not killed anyone directly.

The Bandits which ur Terrorist party APC and Tinibu releases and romances
Slit their victims Throats, Stab them in the stomach and Kill most of them.

You prefer to support Evil KILLERS, than hungry fraudsters who don't succeed most time.😏😕

Appletek:
Very good.

So, you know a President should be for all tribes but you Ibos were cheering when Okonjo was made coordinating Minister.

Have you forgotten when Ojo Madueke was Minister for Transportation and his daughter's husband was Minister of Aviation?

You Ibos didn't know a President should belong to all Nigerians.

Under Jonathan, the most senior portfolio gotten by Yorubas was Minister of Agriculture. You Ibos didn't know then.

Today now, Peter Obi is using Ibos as campaign coordinators in Lagos, Sokoto, Plateau and Bauchi. You Ibos were defending it.

Ibos don't hate injustice, they only lament their lack of opportunity to perpetrate injustice.

Strong Tribalism/IGBOPHOBIA has eaten deep into your head.

Allison Madueke is from Bayelsa.
Okonjo Iweala is from Ogwuashi-ukwu in Delta State.
While Stella Oduah is from Anambra.

Igbos NEVER dominated Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan Govt.

You APC boys tell Cheap LIES shamelessly.

Lols
This OP no say some Craze Pple dey this Nigeria.

After all, we have those that supported Buhari for 8yrs
But now claim he is a FAILURE.

Appletek:
GEJ openly said Igbos are the pillars of his administration.
Mention a single thing GEJ did for Bayelsa as President.
Was it not Buhari who gave Otueke pipe borne water?
It was NDDC contracts you people were selling about

Today, una dey cry.

What did Obasanjo do for Ogun state Pple?
What did Yaradua do for Katsina Pple?🤔

A True President is supposed to be for all Citizens
Not for his state or his Tribe.

So Jettison this your myopic reasoning.

Phranx1:
Apc sha ! You can't re educate yahoo youths in positive direction but you can negotiate & arrange settlement Peace deals with blood Thirsty bandits and terrorists.

Don't the Gangaweed APC Party.

If you check these APC Chieftains, their Children are even YAHOO boys.☹️

Very hypocritical buffoons.

What HE Peter Obi said is 100% Percent correct.👍👍

YAHOO BOYS are very intelligent and their talents can be Harnessed.

Afterall, Tinibu/APC govt embraces BOKO HARAM Terrorists and Bandits, and claim to reform them.

Smartcitizen:
So much bad blood and negative minded young people in Nigeria, that's why they will never make good spouses in a relationship.

How can you have negative mindset and live a positive life?

It's not possible abeg.


🥱🥱🥱

Blame the Tinibu economy Plz.

During Goodluck Jonathan and Yaradua time, Nigerians no dey Quick vex.

SQLmastar:
Even if they are 10 points ahead of all, they must surely bottle.
Manutd stand a better chance to win EPL this season.
Saliba is now injured. Wait and watch what happens in the next couple of games. I'm not witch-hunting them, but...

Hehehehe
You are quite Ignorant here.

This current Arsenal side are not dependent on Individual players.

If Saliba is injured, Christian Mosquera will fill in for him.
With proper Motivation, The Boy is as Good as Saliba.

Treasure17:
One thing is certain this season, it's either arsenal wins the champion league or the premier league.

Arsenal FC can actually win Both, with some level of Luck on our side.

This Arsenal Side reminds me of Mourihno's Chelsea of 2004/2005.

Very compact and hardly conceded Goals.

In the EPL,They gave a Gap of like 15-20 points to their rivals, Man utd and Arsenal.

Then, they focussed on the UEFA Champions league and only Luis Garcia illegal goal vs Liverpool stopped them for reaching the Finals.

Sonnobax15:

Noodles....I can't remember the last time I ate that..

Then again,movie.....It's been a very long time since I switched ON my TV........

Do Pple still watch TV?🤔

The only time I watch Television is when I go to Viewing centre to watch Football.

With electricity issues in the country plus Online Skits on Mobile phones
Nigerians nor get time for TV again.

Question to ask her is

Can you use N500 to cook soup or make Tasty Jollof rice?

Lol
This OP is naive and rejoicing over nothing.

70% of those couple will still go home and continue to do their Cunning cunning.

The woman will still take 5k from the 15k Food Allowance money the man gives her, to make her Nails.

While the Man will be calling one small Fine Girl, to meet him for Hotel Toronto by 7pm.

Nazgul:
Most of the yourbas doing this are the ones wallowing in abject poverty.

Enlightened yourbas socialize with all Nigerians. The hungry ones with no voice hide behind their phones and type hate from data they borrowed from mtn.

Best is to ignore them.

NO
It's mostly the Kamorus, Muslius, Tajudeens and Bashirus.
They are most IgboPhobic.

The Pedros, Doherty's and Williams and Cardozo's AREN'T.

Hemanwel:
Nairaland sef! Una go bring this kind topic come front page still dey hide people lustful contribution.

Anyways, for the waist bead picture: I doubt the lady wear paaaant.

Lols
I tire for Nairaland diz days. ☹️

Dey can't allow someone type YAN.CH in peace again.
As if this is a Children's site.

It's like Righteousness2 has become a Mod.🤔

Bcus this level of Morality, I don't understand.🤨

FarahAideed:
Septum ring is the greatest red flag a woman can possibly give off

Lol
Dis is the Signature style of Rapper Cynthia Morgan those days.

Any Babe that has such piercings are NOT for serious relationship or Marriage.

They just want to Flex, have a Short-time Affair with a Guy.

You as the Guy just need to 'Chop' whatever you can from her
B4 she moves on to the next Guy.

For Girlfriend purposes, all are Sexy on a Girl or Babe.

But for Wife purposes, NONE of them should be recommended.

As a Man, If your Wife fix any of these and (you no get Money),
Just know that that her Coochies will be chopped by another Man.

bunnae:
He spoke in tongues. Let's just end it there.

NO,
St. Paul spoke in tongues (languages of Ethnic groups around that region),

Dat's why he talked about the need for Interpreters in the book of Corinthians.

He did not do the Chikorobo Chikaraba of Nigerian Christian Pentecostals today.

Infact, Nigerian tongues are Satanic.

It is this same Tinubu that some Pple claim South east and South south will vote come 2027.

A Tribalistic president that favour only his Y0ruba Pple.☹️

Later, some Mischievous dingBats will say 'we Southerners' should support him.

femi4:
Infact, there are some churches that now have anger Michael day, apostle Peter day etc...It's beyond worshipping Mary now

Catholic Church is a Traditional and Historical church
So if they say they know Peter's or John the Baptist Birthday, do NOT argue.

Black men CANNOT compete with Oyibo in terms of Record keeping.

Pple that knows the birthday of Shakespeare, Hitler, Napoleon, Isaac Newton, etc.

As for Praying to Saints, Catholic Church believe in Intercession.
Just like Abraham tried to make God not Destroy Sodom and Gomorrah.

Mary and the Saints can Intercede on behalf of the Sinful Pple of the world.

bunnae:
I kind of hate threads like this sha.

I just wanted to respond based on your question at the end. Paul spoke in tongues. Th3y actually did. Paul even thanked God for speaking in tongues more than the rest.

Hehehehe
Are you sure Paul spoke in ChikaroboChikaraba tongues Nigerian christians of today are speaking?😏

Pls where is Helinues?

Has he finally gotten a JOB?

Or he is struggling to look for Accommodation after finally being Asked by his Parents to leave their house?

Polynek:
I can't remember the last time I fight

The last time I fought was, with a girl in Junior sec school.

Thought I would have it easy but I was beaten up by her.

blueghost:
Adolf Hitler imagine causing world war 2

Agreed
But France and some other European led him on,
due to their Weakness and Cowardly disposition towards him.

If they had checkmated him early on, WW2 wouldn't have happened.