₦airaland Forum

*MURDER?
*MANSLAUGHTER?
*NEGLIGENCE?
*ATTEMPTED MURDER?

*If they are to be Charged to Court, what will their Offence be tagged/named?

Nice one, OP.👍

When I was a corper, i used to order each of my students to bring 1 tuber of yam for me every month.

A teacher cannot be teaching with Hungry Belle.

No LIES.

Under this USELESS, Hopeless tinibu govt, Nigerians have seen Unprecedented premium SHEGE!

Even in Covid 19 era of the year 2020, Nigerians did NOT suffer as we have done in this Ebola Tinibu regime.

Like for Covid-19 era, Share for Ebola Tinibu era.

Lol,
Too many cvnts like you in this country.

I am not supposed to laugh, but the Insultive word is Funny though.

Solofresh2:
United’s appeal among Nigerian ladies might be a mix of Ronaldo’s charm, the club's legacy, and how its fans present themselves

Ok, but most Man u fans (the Males) do NOT have interest in Football again.

The club's recent WOES don tire Dem.

AllBlack:
Elder wey dey drag part of bread. wonderful.

Lols,
Yes, it happens.

Just like GoatHead (Isi-ewu), our fathers believe It is theirs, maybe bcus they are the Head of the family.

Flows001:
Nasarawa State.
1. Michael Jackson
2. 50cent
3. Westlife
4. Shakira

Make nobody follow me argue abeg, na my state

Lols.

GiftedOnyiye:
These days only food consume all the money payed for work done. I'm a site worker, I serve as Tyler and earn 4k on daily bases but If I miss work for one day, the next day will be hunger....imagine carrying bags of cement and countless bucket of sand every single day and only food accounts for the money....

Kai,
It is really sad.

Workers spending every Penny of their Salary/wage on food,
without having any reserve for other bills.

Ladies like Fair complexion Guys for just SHORT term/casual relationship,
Just like Guys like Girls with Big YANCH for same reason.

Fair Guys are mostly in High demand.
Sugar mommies, Rich men daughters,etc are always after them,
so ladies know it's unwise to expect serious relationship from such Guys.

So They just want to use such Fair Guys for Fcvk and snapping of Photos and Selfies.

For serious relationship leading to Marriage, they like Dark Guys with some muscles and masculinity.

RealLordZeus:
There's an element of truth here coz most Filling station petrol price has go down below the #1000 mark while I still bought 1015 from NNPC yesterday..

I bought 1100 yesterday's Night.

This APC Govt of Ebola Tinibu is not making any headway at all.

Just running round circles, spreading Lies and attacking Imaginary enemies.

This APC/Tinibu kalokalo govt Sha.

They only Sabi Propaganda and Peddling of Lies!

Congrats to Him and God bless those who made this happen!

Evil-minded APC Agbad0rians like Yarimo and Helinius Boy, can finally rest!

Our Single Ladies will not listen.

They rather continue to Date Married men or secretly fcvk their Friend's husband for cheap gains.

chatinent:
It actually depends on who buys the bread.

How about when the Bread is a Gift from someone to the Family?🤨

Most Fathers/Seniors will still want that part reserved for them.🤷

During the days of Awolowo, Y0rubas were renowned in Academics and High Intellect.

But since Ebola Tinibu entered the Political scene, It is Agberoism and SkullerShip that has taken y0rubaland.

The last time I said those 3 words sentence, was either when Obasanjo or Yaradua was president of this country.

dawnomike:
Customary tradition

Who made this Tradition?

Bcus our forefathers certainly did NOT eat slice bread o.

Sonnobax15:

Well,my biggest achievement was supposed to be the fact that I almost got married but my keke engine broke down a month before the actual month I had plans to do that

Lolss.
Abeg, sorry for laughing but this comment funny Sha.

So, the Girl is still waiting for the Keke to be repaired?

richmond500:
This is just some things I did in school

Back in school, we stole a goat from the school farm, we couldn't roast it cos the smoke will raise alarm, we thought we could use shaving stick to remove the hairs so we tried but it wasn't easy, we decided to put the goat in a bag and go out to cook it in our friends house, we were caught and I received the biggest flogging I have ever received in my life, 76 strokes of the cain and that is after I did some severe punishment like pick pin for some minutes.
I got sick and couldn't come to class through out that week.

There was another day we were having sex party in school chapel hall, there was empty room which we normally do the do while I was in SS3, I really don't know how but we got caught and suspended for 3weeks, I couldn't tell my parents sha.
School was fun o.

Then I left that school and went to one private school, my only time of going to principal office was that we (the entire class) refused to bring our practical specimen and the teacher reported us, we got flogged

Classic APC Agbad0rian.

Na so so Bad Things una dey do/Support.

Biggest Achievement This Year of HUNGER, Inflation and Tinibulation

Anyways, to be able to log in Nairaland, Type and Battle APC Agbad0rians is my biggest achievement dis year.

Elders, particularly AFRICAN FATHERS do not Joke with this last end of Sliced Bread.

One Guy said him Papa pressed his Neck and almost disowned him
For eating that part bcus he didn't know the Man will return from Travel that day.

So Really, What's THE FUSS OF AFRICAN ELDERS, WITH THAT ENDPART OF SLICED BREAD?
Is it how things are with Oyibo Men?

Nplfmod.

Why are our Politicians not visiting MannaVultureGrills Papa. I.e. Buhari?

fergie001:
It's Kyase, not me ooooo.

Been a Merseysider like 20 years now.

Loss.
Dis Ur denial PASS Peter own o!

You Staunch Man UTD fan that said that once Eric Ten Haag is sacked, you will now start supporting the team.

Dem don sack ETH and as you see say him Replacement dey mess up,
You still dey hide and now claim Liverpool.

fergie001:
As a Liverpool fan, a draw is fine.

Are you a Liverpool fan now?😕

Are you not the Fergie that always Lambast Ten Haag like no Man's business? 🤨

Manchester City 6 Man UTD 2

More tears for Man U fans.

Sonnobax15:

Manchester United are considered as the red devils,and you and I know bannies generally have a correlation with devil right from Adam......

Devils link-up things bruh...

Los.
This Guy ehn, very funny.

Love800:
Bread and beans that use to be my usual outside food, is now very expensive. Surviving in my workplace is now hectic!

Los
But really, I wonder.

If you calculate the monthly Feeding expenses of a Grown man,
it could gulp up to 70K-90K or even 100k currently.

Yet some are on a 45K, 50K salary.

Meaning there are some days they Don't eat or What?

Afe Babalola is NOT a smart man.

Fighting with a Man he is almost 45, 50years older than.

At such Elderly Age, he should have learned to let go of things like this,
Instead of Acting like a BULLY.

All these our Nigerian Pastors Sha.

Anyways, Mugu fall, Guyman chop.

Sonnobax15:
. Spare parts price don skyrocket... plus say many of the parts come be fake join...

My keke get fault for now,so I just park am leave for one corner first.

Don't despair, Bros.

Better Days ahead.

Unexpected Miracles and Opportunities will come up for you.

If you come Across a Nigerian Girl or Lady who is a football Fan,
Ask her which club do you support, In 80% cases, It's always MANCHESTER UTD.

I have seen up to 5,6 Ladies who are strong Manchester UTD fans.

One or two Ladies tend to support my Great Club Arsenal,
but you see Chelsea, It is very HARD to see a Lady supporting Chelsea.
Maybe bcus of the Shepeteri connections or their JAGUDA fans.

But Man UTD seems to have lots of Female Fans!
*IS IT BCUS OF CRISTIANO RONALDO INFLUENCE?
*OR ARE MAN U GUYS THE MOST ROMANTIC OR MONEY SPENDING?
*NA DEM HANDSOME PASS OR WHAT EXACTLY?
A Club that has not won any Good trophy since 2017!

Sonnobax15:

Being a salary earner is even better....have you ever considered or thought about the unemployed,the jobless people?🤔

I have been at home for a month now,and I can tell you for free that it's not easy for a Nigerian, especially a man,to be without a job......

It's hectic I must really say..

Haba Mana, you when be Big Man b4?

Wetin come do ur Keke (Tricycle) na?

Bcus the Kind SHEGE most Salary earners are seeing in this economy,
Business owners, Artisans or Transporters like you are not seeing it as much!