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jubrilELsudan:
JESUS CHRIST

So Jesus Christ is a Celebrity, Abi? 😏😕

Mumusaphire:
MJ, follow by CR7, follow by Beyonce. Wait, who put Eminem there?

Beyonce is NOT popular at all.

Outside USA, Canada and some European countries, she is NOT known.

Wizkid and Davido have more Popularity than her, Worldwide.

Michael Jackson obviously.

But if Cristiano Ronaldo had a Noisy personality like Muhammed Ali or Davido,
He would have beaten MJ by now.

Ronaldo is too Quiet, for his Fame!

Lols.

The current one in Aso Rock is good in the Mathematics of STEALING, Empowering Agberos and Rigging elections.

ponishah:
You are asking the No 1 citizen of Anioma, who made him the spokesman for Anioma.
How you want take know say you no get sense?
He is representing Anioma people and he is representing us well.
I don't even know the name of your senator.
Anioma have been seeking Anioma state as far back as 2nd republic.

Anioma people love to have Anioma state

SHUT up, u Ignoramus!

Ndokwa (Kwale and Obiaruku) and Ika Pple are NOT into this Anioma Agenda Nwoko is Pushing.

They are Happy being in Delta state.

Only FOOLS underestimate El-Rufai and we have many of them on this Thread.

Tinibu, even though he is a FAILURE in governance, is smart and is Afraid to Badmouth him.

Druggie is still watching the Man's moves.

This Mischievous Tinibu govt claimed they appointment to the North Central but the Ojulari and Lateef Fagbemi names we saw are Yoruba men.

Tinibu and his Zombies Supporters think other Pple are as Foolish as they are.

As for the JOBLESS dude above me, I always Pity him.

A 35yr old Mommy's Boy who still eats Free Food from his Parents house,
lives all his Life on Nairaland, hop from thread to thread and constitute Nuisance.

ruggedtimi:
na everyday dem dey appoint yoruba man.

Ojulari and Lateef Fagbemi are Yorubas but Sunday Dare Mischievously presented them under North Central.

90% of Tinibu's appointees are Yorubas, yet some Mumu South south peeps will be hailing him,
That he is tackling the North and Favouring the south.

RuggedBiafran:


Legendhero!!!!!

So na you be @Sunday Dare!!!!


See as you cast yasef...

Nairaland is truly RUGGED in exposing the useless TINUBU propagandist that litter this platform with fake News

Legendhero...as A TINUBU aide, you are a disgrace and shameless charlatan.

Spits!!

v

LegendHero ought to bury his head in SHAME.

See the deceitful thread he created which made FP.

Ojulari and Lateef Fagbemi were under North Central when we know they are Yoruba men.

Tinibu and his Zombie supporters think everyone is Foolish as they are.

USELESS APC govt.

According to Erigga, this country need Ijaw massage.

We have too much Deficiencies in our System.

And Tinibu and his Bogus, FAKE promises has not helped matters at all.

spiSeyi:
Most adult guys that are supporting this treatment will gladly cut the young kpomo if the opportunity present itself

Lols,
Ur PREEK and most of us own are not the same.

Zonefree:
I think there's evil spirit inside that particular gown she's wearing. Most girls on that gown don't have sense.

In a saner clime, government suppose reward the family of this girl for trying to eradicate foolishness in our society.

Lols,
The Badmouth Master.

You are Right though.
Dat Gown, any girl that puts it on can NEVER be Chaste or Morally upright.
Ashawo must dey her Eyes.

But the Gown brings out the Shape and Yanch of the Girls that puts it on.

For Men (and even women), Only Weaklings amongst them eat Cornflakes, Golden morn and Cocopops.

Those Stuffs are for Babies and Invalids in the Hospital.

Ha!
This is graphic for me.

BTW, Obembet, no Cristiano Ronaldo posts again?
Or are you not following Saudi League?

Bcus those Days you did NOT allow us Hear word.
Ronaldo scores 2 Banger goals as Man Utd loses 5 2 to Liverpool.

According to Erigga, If Rat die ontop Bag of rice, no be Hunger nai kill am but over Overexcite.

Maybe one big Oga or Politician had promised Massive Give-aways at the Police station the next day.

APC/tinibu Tribalistic m1screants like Yarimo, LegendHero and others will try to link the protest to Igbos or IPOB.

While their secretary Helinius will be on Politics section,
Creating his Normal Mumu threads on the protest.

Tinibu and this Egbetokun man wants to play Expensive play with Kano Pple.

I Pity him.

They want to Infuriate the already Angry Northerners to a Revolution.

The Day the Revolution will materialize, the way They will Invade Aso rock,
Tinibu will remove his Agbada and Vamose out of the Villa with his underpants.

Tophamer:
The truth of the matter is that they overpriced themselves out of the market.

Their prices compared to MSQ and Justrite, etc are too much
And people are now very price sensitive

Stop this LAME defence.

From 2015-2022, the ShopRite in Warri was always Filled to the Brim.

Currently, If you go on Sundays, you can count the number of people there.

The blame is on this USELESS APC/tinibu Govt, which have Impoverish Nigerians.

Pple still do NOT know the level of collateral DAMAGES Buhari and this Overrated Tinibu guy in Aso Rock has done to Nigeria.

Lols,
See Chelsea fans complaining that the Coach did not start Jackson.

Same Jackson dey always Abuse.

If Extreme hunger dey Wire a child, he would beg his Mama for the KpoKpogari he once rejected.

Those days, Senators had respect and Hardly spoke publicly.

See how the Woman Wrapper man called Akpabio has turned the current Senate into a Gathering of MotorPark men.

That swimming that your friends are swimming,
If Dem tell you wetin inside the River, you will SHUT your mouth.

U better continue your hustle and Re-strategize.

God's time is the Best.

This OP,
Is that you celebrate your birthday every 3 months?

Didn't you celebrate like 5,6 months ago?

or Am I the one that's getting old?

Anyway, Try Marry. Let Nairalanders come chop Jollof rice for the Ceremony.

Olachase:
I was privileged to meet one she's in her 23years at first it was a long distance relationship

She came all the way from Abuja to check on me in Lagos

First day of my life seeing what a virgin pus*y looks like

The stress to penetrate is too much, it comes with agony and pain

To cut the story short, for me not to end my life in jail for the murder of someone daughter I let her go without being dis-virgin by me

Funniest thing when this girl returned back to Abuja, she was telling me I should have forced it without me looking at her face, person way I day pity 🥹🥹

This girl later gain admission, Na he's just like a brother to me later take her virginity

You were so NAIVE.

For Ladies and Sex, there is NOTHING like Pain or too much Pain for them.

Dat's why no matter how Big your Dicck is and you are fuccking a Lady, even If it's paining her, she will NEVER tell you to stop.

They love the Pain mixed with the Pleasure!

OP,.
Most Guys that deflowered Girls did so, as Kids or Teenagers.
U know those Kids and Teenage neighbours/ compound sex.

Then Again, most Nigerian Girls loses their Virginity to Masturbation (candles, cucumber, Fingers,etc) or to an Alhaji/Aristo when they went to Runs for the First time.

If you are intent on deflowering a Girl, meaning you want to walk into the part of paedophilia.
I.e. having Sex with 11,12,13 year old Girls, bcus all the 18+ naija girls are not Virgins again.

OP,
Can you put on a Cap in the palace of Oba of Benin or Olu of Warri?

Nice Question.

Hardly visits States, like Goodluck Jonathan those days

Let me see what kind of Defense his Agbad0rians m1screants will put up in this thread.

And FOOLS were saying Peter Obi abandoned him.
Someone after Dining with APC/Tinibu, yet you should Goan kelp him.

BTW, look how that Salewa and his alternate Tundegan account keep spamming threads.
Why does Seun the Owner of this site condone such RUBBISH?

Agbad0rian z0mbies will invade this thread to yarn Trash as usual.

Their Punctuality Prefect Helinius don Wake up to do the needful.

Very JOBLESS fellow.

The way this FAILED Tinibu/APC govt rush to Respond to Opposition Sha.

If they did same to many comatose areas of our Economy,
the country for better small.