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OP
It could be the Guilt associated with Masturbation.

The Guilt invites Negative Energy into your being and causes badluck.

If you Masturbate and you are Happy or Feeling Fly about it,
Might Surprise you that you will not experience any Badluck.🤔

Try to STOP it all the act.

This Water Supply business is Lucrative In Northern Nigeria.

As the Guy above me has said
The Job is better than being a Terrorist and Slaughtering Pple
while Waiting for Tinibu's Useless Govt to integrate you into the Nigerian Army.

This is a SHAME and Indictment of the Tinibu Govt.

After all his Criticism of GEJ, he has FAILED woefully in the Security sector.

But Seriously, Tinibu is paying for his Past wickedness.

Baba was always Barking and Criticizing Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan during GEJ's administration
and Claimed his party APC will Defeat BOKO Haram and Tackle our Security issues in 3months.

Now he has gotten Power but has become POWERLESS.

Lolsss
Very Great Guy.

Trump should come into Nigeria and plz order Governor Sheriff Oborewvori to prohibit collection of House Agent fees in Delta State.

Some Agents wants to use Salary earners MONEY to be buying Landed properties and be living Large like Davido and BurnaBoy.

madridguy:
It is always hurt me that the FG will only send few ministers there to take photos and that is all.

You are Honest today!

It's like you have decided to stop supporting RUBBISH.👍

Anyways, you should also Blame ur Lord Tinibu.

When he went to Benue State on that Yelwata Massacre Memorial, instead of him to Talk Tough and give the Military a Deadline to fish out the Terrorists
He was busy saying the Killers are Farmers from Neighbouring villages.

Tinubu proved to be very INCOMPETENT and Clueless president at the Point.

Lolsss.
This Fani Kayode thinks this is PETER OBI and IPOB matter.

Very LoudMouthed DingBat.

Lols
Onanuga, Tinubu and Reno Omockery will be Cornfused and Scared now.

This one no be PETER OBI matter o.

This ishaq Akintola sees everything with Religion lenses.

He said Tinibu gave Christians lots of Appointments.
So only Muslims should have Appointments in Nigeria or What?

I Always tell Pple that Left for Radical Y0ruba Muslims like this MUMURIC Akintola
No Christian will ever be President of Nigeria.

There are the ones that HATED Ex Pres Goodluck Jonathan and spread FAKE PROPAGANDA that he Favoured Igbos!

Omockery is fast becoming a National NUISANCE.

And He won't see these Statements to reply to.

Like an Village Witch, the Yeye Man will sit and be monitoring PETER OBI.

All diz our Nigerian Girls are something else.

No wonder, Sonnobax calls them Native Hens.

Single Ladies in their late 20's should NOT just sit down and be waiting for husbands.

Be busy, find a Job and also Continue to Mingle with Guys.
Give Coochies to any Good one among them.

Maybe the Brother can even get Trapped if the Coochie is Poporicious

ImoleNaija:
Dem dey fry beans? Abi fried eggs?

I no understand.

Yeah
Beans cooked with Groundnut Oil.

When the Beans is about to be cooked, Transfer to another Pot with steamed Groundnut oil.

Taste is Great.

Nazgul:
Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
22. Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments.
Message:

You don Join them in doing this, abi?

Una dey draw una Match o.

I see Nothingham scoring a late goal to make it 3 2.

With sugared Tea,
4 to 6 Slices.

But with well cooked Fried Beans, the Whole Loaf is NOT even enough.

OP
Blame the USELESS govt of Tinibu/APC for pampering Terrorists/Bandits in the first place.

Who said 'I will tackle Security while Tinibu will tackle economy'?.
But ends up recruiting Boko Haram boys into the Army?

VOsimhen144:
The name of the school is SOLID FOUNDATION at orile Lagos, it’s one of the best private school in Orile that year.
The owner of the school was a professor in English education (blessed memory), he paid all his staffs well.
I heard the man was assassinated, the children sold the school, last time I went to the area I saw it has been converted to hotel.

No wonder.

Bcus around the 2000's, Most Private Schools paid 2000-4000 naira as salary to Sec Sch leavers.

VOsimhen144:
long time ago, year 1999 - 2000 when I finished my secondary school education I was almost his age, i got a teaching job that paid me my first ever salary which was 7k. I taught primary 3 class.
Yes, u can get a job teaching Job with that age.

A Secondary School Leaver collecting 7K as Salary in the year 2000.

Na Big Boy you be those Days o.

Which State is this Plz?🤔

One BAD Boy has smashed the Kpenkus and poured his Thick Akamu into her.

And She had to terminate a 5months Pregnancy.

Na Wa.

Many Naija Single Guys go Marry RUBBISH Sha.

Grass to Grace- Bcus It is one of Earliest Recognized Succesful Albums in Nigeria.

SuperStar- Bcus It started Swag culture amongst the youth and Danceable beats kind of songs.🙂

True Story- Bcus it focused on Pains of a Young Struggling Nigerian who finally makes it Big.😊

Those were the Days of Talented Artistes!

Currently, we Have Shallipopi and his younger Brothers,
Who at 19,20, 21years of age are sipping Martels, Smoking Cana and Lodging and Banging Olosh0s in Hotels.

This OP's Story is TOO LONG.

Make I go find Eba and Egusi Soup chop, b4 I try to read it.

Tinubu is a USELESS president Walahi.

Nothing to Add plz.

Dat's why it is said A Good name is Better than Silver and Gold.

Imagine employing a Worker and he tells you 'I am the Son of MannaVultureGrills of Nairaland'.

Won't you be worried'?

CoochiesFlower.

When chewed by a woman, It helps to boost her Libido and make her Kpenkus to be active.

Sonnobax15:
. What's the essence of breaking our records,only to end up as second on the table?

Second behind who?😕

Arsenal will soon Run away with the Title and give the 2nd position holder a 12-15 points Gap.

I see Bournemouth beating or Drawing Man City this weekend.

The Only way to Stop this Arsenal Team from running away with the Title is to Injure the Main Defenders Saliba and Gabriel and the Full backs too.

Fiscus105:
2nd week of December, they will start dancing backward and finally end, in their usual position.

Hehehehe
Don't deceive yourself Plz.

The way Arsenal is going, they will run away with Title soon .

Man City still misses Kevin De Bruyne
Liverpool have problems with their Attack and Salah will go to AFCON in early 2026.
Chelsea are missing Cole Palmer.

So who will Challenge them?

This Arsenal side reminds me of Jose Mourihno's Chelsea of 2004/2005 and 2005/2006 season.

They Played Defensively and used 1 0 wins to give their Rivals Man u and Arsenal,15-18Gap in the EPL table.

This Arsenal FC Defence is the strongest I have seen in the Last 20years.

But the most important part in the Defence is MARTIN ZUBIMENDI.😊

He is very Disciplined, focussed and makes Timely Tackles.👍👍

I see Arsenal breaking Chelsea's Defence record of conceding only 15goals in the 2004/2005.

OredoPikin:
lolz
u have zero knowledge of what played out
Wike was the one that said the ticket should be thrown open.
he thought he had all the governors backing him and he could use rivers state money to buy all delegates. Atiku specifically ask them to micro zone it to south east since APC may likely go to south west and he will step aside but Wike clearly said the ticket should be thrown open. Atiku and tambuwal served him breakfast baba started begging for VP slot. Atiku told them no and settled for okowa, and then wike started barking

Kudos you.👍

Wike the DESPERADO wanted to be president by using Financial Muscles.

But Atiku told him 'You are a Small Boy'.

I know he still has ambition of contesting Presidency in the Future.
He will FAIL woefully.

Redemption88:
It's doing me like giving you blow!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡



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