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adaobi123: Part 1

Pick one

FOOD
Fried rice or Jollof rice Jollof rice
Efo riro or Egusi Egusi
Pap or Custard pap
Moi-Moi or Akara Moi Moi
Ewedu or Ila (okra) Hate both
Semovita or Pounded yam Pounded Yam
Puff puff or buns Buns
Dodo or dun-dun Dodo. What is dun dun?
Kuli-Kuli or Chin-chin chin chin
Meatpie or sausage roll both Meatpie
Palmwine or zobo Tombo. Palmwine
Nkowbi or suya Nkwobi
Ogbono or gbegiri Hate both

CELEBRITIES
Omotola or Genevieve Genevieve
Tiwa or Niyola Tiwa
Banky w or Darey Banky w
Ini edo or Mercy Johnson Mercy
Flavour or Iyanya Flavour. We love our brother
Basket Mouth or AY Basket mouth
Tonto dike or Rita dominic Rita
Burnaboy or Ice prince Ice prince
Wizkid or Davido
Wizkid
PLACES AND RANDOM
City or village City
Abuja or Lagos Lagos
Ankara or lace Ankara

rill: Well, i can vividly say u have nothing in ur skull.

rill: And this is coming from sum1 whose iq is directly propotional to the number of alphabets in her moniker

spikes C: Yeah, my stup.dity is diminishing, yours is the reverse

Cathaliya: I said you should make me proud...thought you Igbo?

spikes C: yeah, the girl in question is just too short she could be hidden under my 12 packs

spikes C: ginger ur spirit?

Insults don't ginger ones spirit, flirting do

Cathaliya: dont tell me you edited my post o?

spikes C: Atleast my mom loves me, why don't u ask why u grew up in a motherless (and fatherless) babies home

spikes C: sadly, i do, atleast, she hasn't allowed me to meet the most fugly female on NL

Cathaliya: Asa make proud nah...kwuonu okwu.

spikes C: yeah, ur parents must be real stu.pid they couldn't find a good reason to convince them

spikes C: yeah, she forgot not to allow me see this kinda ugliness called a female

Cathaliya: Ike agwugom sef...... I will just read on from now

spikes C: Yeah i know, they forgot to tell ur parents to abort the mission

spikes C: Nope, she's not. The part of her brain that understands humor is currently damaged.
She'll get it by next week

spikes C: Yeah, your mom wasn't sure which one is ur dad

Cathaliya: South....I get.
Adios
I knew you were humourless.

Cathaliya: I know, its an eye sore..... Igbo right?

Cathaliya: answer the second question first, then we shall know whose brain is dancing atilogwu.....





Badt girl.

Cathaliya: That was a rhetorics, right?
You didnt just ask that...where you born humourless?

Cathaliya: Cmon, another set should take their turn nah.....will love to see something creative from people.......you can do it, dont doubt yourself.

You dont have to always go the traditional i..diot, goat, ram....no, the polite insult is the way forward now.

No more raw insults....thats childish.

Danhumprey: Good. Hope we ain't fighting?? Truce?

Danhumprey: Wetin be my business with that? Abi you think say I don carry the matter for head All I'm saying is learn to be firm and serious with what you say.

Uyi Iredia: I should say the same of you, apparently you discriminate against atheists since you said you won't marry one. Other than that you are okay.

kagari: wow

babe i avoided insulting you directly like the op said
but i tell you i could insult you to the state that you would opt to be my best friend to avoid future insults

i am just having fun

dont ever repeat what you just said up there

Danhumprey: You better say the truth! You've at one time confessed that he is your Nairaland crush. And I even know the exact thread on which you said it! Stop denying it and learn to accept it. It's not a crime to 'crush' on someone.

kagari: babe for the benefit of doubt

in 10 hours recite the 10 commandments

kagari: babe u cant say a word without the word MONKEY,
are u really missing your cousins this bad

kagari: wow

it took you close to 1 hour to compose 7 and the half words

babe u just broke your own record