Fried Plantain

Sorry there is no list on why people engage in sexual immorality. There is just one reason and that is, people do not know their body is not theirs to do as they please. Until we realize this, we'll keep seeing threads and posts on people auctioning Virginity, begging to be disvirgined, body no be firewood, konji na bastard, testing the drive and safe sex.

Every other reason that pushes people to commit fornication is nullified when you consider this reason.

You cannot give out what is not yours, can you?

We are nothing but souls occupying a body we are not permitted to use for intercourse till we've been rightly joined in marriage. Our body is not ours. It belongs to God and when married, our spouse. Easy as ABC. Don't let the world confuse you.

Lalasticl.ala, help these people hear.

LMAO. After the civil war, the Nigerian government realized the power of Biafrans in producing obunigwe so no Chemical Engineering

It's sometimes baffling the kind of research Nairalanders put energy into.

On second thoughts

FortuneTeller:


Do you not understand when I say I tried everything? You don't think I've tried being the initiator. There are some things he does not want to do. There are some ways that you cannot touch him because it is deemed as being sinful. Can you imagine a man who does not believe the woman should be on top? Can you imagine a man that believes a wife giving him mouth action is sinful? My husband is old-fashioned and he does not want to try anything that is new.

Erm, obviously you engaged in several kinds of pre-intimacy in your previous relationships that's why there is a standard here. Keeping the marriage bed undefiled does not mean engaging in all sexual acts except penetration. If you had kept to that scripture in its entirety, you'd have seen this type of your husband's sex as the norm.h

He looks too relaxed for someone who just got a major body swap.

FortuneTeller:


LOL. My husband is an avid reader. It's part of his career. I have books for him on this. He took one look at them and put them back in the closet. My husband is not going to change. So the only thing I have the power to change is me. Surprisingly I met someone but I'm pregnant. So I will have to wait until delivery. Enjoy your day.

Don't. Trust me, do not. You'll forever regret it.

TheKingIsHere:
Check ur box and confirm

Link please.

Cersei: So are you gonna punish him for betraying you?
Jamie: Tyrion?
Cersei: Bronn
LOL. This woman doesn't understand friendship

You need Commerce and you may need Fin.Accounting in the future

vivlyvivian@gmail.com

Is R kelly still relevant. This would have been if it were remixed by maybe my boy the weeknd or Ed sheeran or even Bieber

Dear life.
Na wa

If you met your spouse on facebook, then we are all your inlaws.

ChiefSweetus:
OP sounds like a silver spoon entitled petulant nag with snobbish mother who didnt work hard but became proud when her gentle husband hit gold.

Mother wants society wedding with Chief & Mrs Bleep's rich and handsome son.

OPs boyfriend is selfmade. His monthly earning is about 600k right now.. but they dont know he's going to be way more successful in 10yrs. Even if they know, they dont care.. they want their sweet and intelligent USA PHD daughter to marry into old money or "pedigree".

OPs boyfriend is finally realising the truth. There will be no happiness with an insatiable horror of a mother in law.. and a naive nagging entitled sanctimonous princess bride who doesnt even suck dïckkk.

His ego has kept him in the relationship thus far because he enjoys his friends telling oboy your babe set.. fine girl, rich family, even if she no sabi cook baba una go hire maid.

Also, OP is Roman Catholic and boyfriend isnt.

If I'm wrong on any of these I'll delete my NL.

Yuzedo Yuzedo. Your love for Old money new money debates always stands out. Why does her story sound so familiar to you?

So Wole ojo was just a friend zoned nigga all these while. Same dude I was hoping would end up with Ivie Okujaye but she got married to someone else. Now Adesua. Wole look somewhere else o. Like my direction for instance.

The person below me has the right advice.
Dont thank him later, thank him now.

What are the documents we have to upload during registration?

nobsalis:


Yeah.

how are we to pay?

Hello, is the 3k to be paid on the day of registration?

cherr:
I am a 23 year old female and i have borderline personality disorder.
I am ashamed to talk to anyone about it. I don't think therapy would work because I can't make a full sentence without telling lies.
I am very manipulative, I only make friends with people I can benefit from. I can go to extreme lengths to get what I want which includes stealing,lying. I easily discard friends when I don't need them. I am good looking and people tend to love me easily but I don't treat them right.
I have multiple sex partners just to feel loved. I am constantly afraid of getting dumped but I easily dump people.
I have stolen multiple times from people especially my closest friend even her clothes I would later wear them in her presence and manipulate her into believing someone else did it. I am not poor or hungry. I don't know why I steal. I go as far as stealing pants and bras . I can even steal N5 if I have 1 million in my account. The worse part of that I don't feel any remorse. I haven't gotten caught until recently (I am that good ) even when I got caught I still denied even though it was very obvious and still got out of it because I had a lot of people on my side.
I feel emotions to the extreme, when I'm happy it feels like I'm high on cocaine and when I'm sad I feel suicidal I even make nasty cuts on my body . If someone offends me I pretend to forgive them but I always make nasty revenge, my parents suffered this a lot,if I get beaten or scolded I make sure they fight, I even got my dad to kick out my mum multiple times.
I feel sorry for the people who love and care about me. Sometimes I treat them like they are all I've got and other times I treat them like trash, I don't even know why they still stick around. I see a you as the most amazing person in the world today and the next day you are a worthless piece of shit.
I have experimented with hard drugs to escape from myself but it just made things worse.
Sometimes I feel inferior and lack self confidence and other times I look down on people and make them feel like a nobody.
I know I sound like a terrible person but I try as much as possible to be there for people and help them. I'm not stingy.
I don't believe in God.
There are a lot of things I didn't mention. Please is there anyone like me here? Kindly share and I need advice. Thanks

Are you in Nigeria?
If you are, bear in my mind that if you're caught stealing, no one would run a psychological test on you before beating you blue black.
This really doesn't sound like a disorder sha. Someone just forgot to flog you properly when you were a misbehaving little kid and now, you've carried that attitude into adulthood.

IBBG:
what of unical

Unical here too. Unical hasnt uploaded hers yet

IamAirforce1:


Seems the reply I gave you ain't enough for you.

I guess you were expecting me to get down the mud with you
But sorry, I've grown pass that shiit.

Olihilistic, airforce1 has replied you and you have run away. I think sey you get mouth.

www.nairaland.com/3587307/big-brother-naija-2017-live/3092
The official thread.

Season 6 would bring Bellick back from dead. Anything to keep spinning the series fox.

sulpur:
Hi everyone, pls any malabite or malabress here ?

yeah

Dear Efe fans, Endeavour to split your votes between Efe and Marvis. It will be a shame really to vote Efe and ignore his bbn wife. That'll be so unreal.
P.S. Drop solidarity votes for Bisola, Mother of Marfe. Loyalty counts for a lot o.

My girls made it through!!! Is there any whatsapp group chat for Tboss or debie rise fans. I've got dibs