₦airaland Forum

Everybody sister is the best sister in the world.
So na who get dis one?

advanceDNA:
Lol.....lazy, entitled bannies don't want jobs....they want free money.... That's what their heart translate as loving and caring

I swear bro, real definition of loving and caring to 9ja girls means a guy giving dem free money… dem no knw say nothing is free in Free-town..
Meanwhile, me I like girls wit a good heart, when I mean good heart I mean…

jmoore:
When was the last time you recharged?

How many platforms are showing that the account doesn't exist?

the last time i recharged was like 3 weeks ago.
I use OPay to recharge steadily nd E never give me issue before

I use Eko electric prepaid meter, Since yesterday I can’t buy unit, it says “account doesn’t exist” whenever I try to purchase units and my meter number is correct.
E dey pain me say Light just dey my compound and I no get for my flat

cassidy1996:
Up Chelsea

guy.. ur game enter

Sporty bet go soon send me back to my village

Verbtips:
like......,
Explain more.i no get ur point

I speak in proverb.
If u don’t understand, I’m sorry.

God is about to make you fishers of men.
This I have seen.

If E reach ur turn, arrest the terrorist wey dey terrorize ur state.

Nice one Nigerian government

Emmy000seun:
Wahala....which one b Dix again..e get glue or watin go hold ham🙄🙄😂😂

gbola condom no dey get glue naa
Just wear the tongue condom and E go fit u

Emmy000seun:
Talk watin you hear ooo...😂😂😂watin den tell you say e happen

it’s true bro.. I also hear the same thing.
Tinubu help us greet Da’grin and Michael Jackson.. tell dem we still vibes to their songs.

For those of us wey like to dey lick honey pot, I present to u raincoat for the tongue in order to play safe and protect urself.
STI is real so protect urself.

LordIsaac:
If not lies, how could a public servant earn $9.6B per annum?

bro Saudi money long pass blood money.
Why u think say footballers dey run go Saudi league

Nigerian are everywhere round the world

When the Bible was speaking in the book of genesis 1:28 “go ye and multiply" na Nigerians God Dey follow talk

Make I shock you, it appears two times in the Bible Genesis 1:28 and Genesis 9:7

Jack and Rose in the movie titled “Titanic”

These wrinkles you see are harsh reminder that NOTHING LAST FOREVER! Not even you!

Marry a woman with a good heart and not for beauty alone… If u like fine pass mami water, that beauty will fade one day.

Kobicove:
He is now an upcoming artist! 🤣

jst like the way ur wizkid is now an upcoming artist abi

Kobicove:
This guy wants to re-launch his career

no underrate patoranking.
Baba is bigger than you and favorite artist join together

Achraf Hakimi deserves this award

Atleast we all can testify Peter Obi went to school and acquired a certificate.
I give U 2 weeks to provide Mr Agbado aka Bulaba certificate with atleast one of his classmate or forever bury ur face in disgrace.

Xcel22:
The lawyer is. It not supposed to be part

Don’t say what you don’t understand.
Kanu’s lawyer has been on this case since day 1, he fought so hard for Kanu and the court granted Kanu bail.. so tell me what’s delaying the bail for over few months now?

He has the right to protest and know what’s delaying the bail up till now.

Edo don finally be Lagos 😂😂😂

This book and Jehovah witness na 5 & 6

lightwind:
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No be expensive clothes i de talk about here bro, flavour nabania no be musician, Olamide baddo no be musician abi psquare no be musician U no de see their skin, looks and dressings Wetin u de talk sef
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if na looks, Rema na fresh guy, dark shining skin. Abi make baba go bleach E skin like Michael Jackson? I no understand you.
To me, Rema is looking good and he’s making Nigeria proud in the industry.

lightwind:
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First to drop a comment in almost a decade on nairaland.

I really like this girl very classy how come Rhema keep looking so unkept always. How can you be so damn rich and look unkept and dirty

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Bro make u try dey calm down.
Dress according to ur profession, Rema is a musician and he dress like his profession

All wetin Rema wear from head to toe is very expensive..

One of my friend don order jst face cap 🧢 from Amazon for $500 (that’s over 700k in naira) in my presence. Made the payment in my presence too.

Now imagine big musician like Rema

Jennyclay:
Biko, whoever broke man that wants to hit his head on the wall by my comment should hit his head.

I’m not the reason they are broke, Biko

it’s very clear u aren’t even up to 25yrs old… E be like u dey ur prime age nd i go advice u to utilize ur prime age and learn carefully, else u gonna learn, nd u gonna learn d hard way. Everything is not about money, millionaires nd billionaires also faces tough challenges in marriage.
Nd again u need to take life easy, everybody eyes dey red, wit the way u are going,,, make dem no go use u count scores.

Abeg post her full picture of the fake BBL nyash I want to check something

MT:
Thank you for re-positioning the country. Thank you for venturing into areas where most past Presidents dare not.

Thank you for being honest with your intent. Thank you for creating hope for the Nation.

Lastly, thank you for being my President in a moment like this.

na wa 4 u oo

Una still dey lick this man nyash? The country neva spoil reach.

na why I support polygamous marriage to an extent… as this op wife dey give am unnecessary attitude you go Jst switch enter the second wife kpekus.

OP, sit her down and talk to her, know what the issue is, if she no give u concrete reason and she no adjust, no jst dey stress urself, kpekus full everywhere, as low as 10k you go knack better kpekus.
U go run am codedly, no let ur wife know.
Life no hard abeg..

Bro no be small thing oo
If you criticize APC on Nairaland you chop suspension.

dem don Ban me tire sotey my second name na Bankole

This is to show naija is finished.

While they are busy sharing bible for the masses to keep praying for God’s healing.

As them see say una don dey think outside the box, they quickly need to recolonize you people by sharing bible.. these politicians smart.

Lovely performance from the super eagles 🦅 today, but don’t be too excited because the journey to the World Cup just started.

Let me analyze and give you all the breakdown

We have to play 2 matches against African countries (straight knockout). We must win the 2 matches to become the CAF winner and then proceed again go play another playoffs with some Asia or Europe countries (2 matches also)This playoff decides the final World Cup spots.

Approximately we have 4 matches to go.
Omo na God go help us.