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There is this nice nd very big lounge, it a story building. Countless of sex workers do hang around waiting for whoever that will patronize them at the front of the lounge main gate. The security guards are so strict with these sex workers, they must not be seen inside the lounge reason they hang around outside.

So I went to this lounge to chill, I went straight upstairs where I could view nd feel the hustle and bustle of night life in Lagos while I was also enjoying my Guinness beer nd catfish pepper soup.
So I sighted this pretty girl from afar. She's very light skinned, fresh, beautiful, angelic, average height, boobs and ass. I had to go outside to bring the girl inside the lounge, I even saw something more beautiful, she has dark eyes nd very white teeth. I was like I don see the Mami water we don dey find since. Permit me to use Sophie Alakija as a perfect example to describe this girl. She's a perfect damsel.
I asked her what would she like to take. She said just Smirnoff ice. Then I ordered Smirnoff ice and catfish pepper soup for her. Then we started talking, I noticed she isn't that good in speaking English but I was feeling her vibes.

Then I asked for her price, she said short time is 2k, while till day break is 8k, I was so surprised 😳. I was expecting her to choke me with price like short time 10k while till-day-break 30k or more becus her beauty is really charming. I was so surprised.
As we were leaving, I counted 5k and I gave it to her. She was like which one I dey pay for, short time or overnight? I told her it's for nothing, I'm jst dashing her. She was grateful, she even asked for my number. Before I reach my house that yesterday she don even message me for WhatsApp. But I haven't replied yet. If I reply, I know I will fall in love along the line nd I can't date a runs girl or retired runs girl.

So Guys can you date or marry a sex worker or retired sex worker?

No jst waste ur life 4 nothing.
Give me ur life make I use u am do ritual. everywhere hard Abeg.
I jst need ur head, private part and breast.
If u can do this 4 for me, ur burial go loud. I go celebrate am well.

Trophy beer 🍺 is my favorite beer.
I dey on my second dose as we speak. Before the end of today I fit don finish like 8 cans of trophy.
I no dey smoke
I no dey womanize
Na shayoo be my own addict. Something must kill a man.
I don even tell God say if I die today make E arrange trophy beer for me in heaven.

dis long epistle 4 pussy matter? I’m not fvcking reading this shit.

May God Bless Our President Asiwaju Tinubu

U 4 lick her anus first… maybe she fit lick ur armpit.

From skull mining to cannibalism

Based on agbado munching bastard wey I be, I dey buy fuel @ #90 for a litre

Op, no let siofra jennyclay Saphiere candidlady nd Ukaface enter this thread or else na big wahala 4 u ooo

Go to a nearby store and buy the following:

1 cup of Grocery - N250
Floating berries - N200
Sweetener - N50
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N500
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The above would last you for 3 days if soaked wisely. Then use the remaining N500 to knack olosho for obalende under bridge.

What of people like us who are Atheist, don’t we deserve public holiday too?

turmacs:
See the kind men wey we dey find to marry, men of virtue and substance, no be all these lazy, broke and good for nothing Useless men wey full this country..

just say you’re in love with his money and stop this false hype.
@Jennyclay don dey teach una bad things for this forum.. E go shock u say she’s happily married with kids to an average or broke man but she go come NL dey deceive una to avoid broke men. I pity u.

Candidlady:


Men at work


This gender can steal anything... What does he wants to do with another man's dvck.. maybe he wanna attach it to his own


Covetous gender always going after what is not rightfully theirs

when will u, jennyclay, siofra, Saphiere, ukaface nd goodlady hv sense in dis life?

No. It is normal

donbachi:
Dis doctor should calm down...olamide is only making mockery of women wey dey pump nyansh and breast .. nothing else.

aside making mockery of women, olamide is a pure drug addict, infact he’s one of those celebrities that promotes the usage of hard drugs to our youth. Olamide has passed the era of smoking weed or Sk, he has passed the baton to naira Marley, burna boy and others.

To olamide, na small pikin still dey smoke weed.

na cocaine, raw codeine, deadly oxide and other hard substances olamide dey take.

Inside those red cups u see olamide holding in videos contains raw and undiluted codeine, some people go think say na alcohol.

Let me enlighten u about codeine:
Diluted codeine are those cough syrup medicine u always see in pharmacy stores, na small boys dey abuse cough syrup while raw and undiluted codeine are the ones that olamide, future and other big niggars dey abuse nd It’s fvcking expensive.

If you take cough syrup medicine (diluted codeine), it will make u feel dizzy, high and slow for a whole day but if you take the raw nd undiluted codeine, it can make u extremely high and dizzy for a whole week. If care isn’t taken one can die from sleep.

Say No to drugs.

casualobserver:
You are daft. Where I live people do t use petrol generators. They aeitheer use diesel or they have solar that powers all their appliances including ACs. Ode!!!

u don’t know anything… go and learn something before u talk to me.
Mumu oga titus

casualobserver:
People have been switching to solar since diesel went to N800. You are just noticing it.

Infact na now I verify say u are the dumbest man alive.

No1. The cost of diesel nd gas has reduced drastically.

No2. My estate No be like ur estate wey them no dey use appliances (jst TV and fridge). Come my estate come see men dey use 3HP Air conditioner for just sitting room, we neva talk of the ones wey dey other rooms and other home appliances. Shey na solar wan power them.. werey lol.

No3. Solar good no doubt, but na just to brighten up the house, make e no be like say we dey inside darkness

casualobserver:
Smart people are using solar and have been using solar for a while . Dumb people are only just realizing the estate is quiet when subsidy was removed.

werey, na u dumb pass.
Shey u wan dey tell me how my estate be. Even men wey dey use solar for my estate still dey on generator to power other appliances if light no dey.

Baba werey. Lol

001Lagos:
Most of the people that voted for Tinubu have now abandoned there cars because they couldn't fuel them anymore

Before, almost everybody for my estate dey on generator if light no dey for evening…. but now my estate be like burial ground if light no dey for evening.
It really crazy buying fuel for N500

Baba dey Fry kpekus

Flat head people again

Fc king ugly.
Even Bobrisky fine pass this werey

Handsome50:
It’s not Natforce anymore, it’s natcom. And their bill passed the House and Senate chambers waiting on Presidential signature to make it a commission. Feel free to verify my information…. I use to be a part of them before I relocated to America but am still in close contact with them and following up on their progress.
NATCOM is real but don’t be scammed by the fake ones.
Go to their office and get more information, if you are in lagos, they have their office at IKOYI

chatwithbruno:
NATFORCE now NATCOM which is an acronym for "National Commission for the Coordination and Control of the Proliferation of Small Arms, Ammuninition and Light Weapons, is an ECOWAS job in partnership with the federal government and is a legit job.

The job has scaled through the national assembly via first, second and third reading and it is currently on the table of Mr president for an accent.

I know the job is legit, but I don't know if your friend is trying to scam you or something. That's all I can say for now and shame unto the person that spoke negatively about prospectives of NATCOM at the Federal Secretariat Complex Uyo. Again Shame unto him.

Natforce or Natcom, non of the security agencies have been approved by the federal government, It was even declared illegal operation by former president Buhari two times.
Natforce or Natcom are just working voluntarily without salary or allowance hoping that one day Tinubu will sign the bill.
Nigerian have more than enough security forces to handle the affairs of this country.

NATFORCE is not even well organized compared to SURE-P Task Force. If the federal government is to sign any pending security agencies I pray it should be SURE-P task force.

SURE-P Task force was so organized, they even had their own painted vehicles. They were operating so good. Infact everyone thought Buhari was gonna sign it.

My younger brother go an appointment letter and went for their training. He was given uniform and boot.

When the bill was passed, Buhari didn’t even sign it. Buhari showed them shege. I really felt for them.

He may be killed

Coaster biscuit and pure water

Kobojunkie:
I am not gay though. Anyways, Goodluck! .

I actually thought you were a lady. No offense

Kobojunkie:
Is being single some sort of problem?

it’s not a problem dear. I was just thinking that both of us could make a good chemistry and biology together. What do you think ?

Kobojunkie:
If you truly believe all of what you have written here, then why do you plan to force your own religion on your kids?

Happy Sunday dear. How’re you doing? I’m single.

Me wey jst dey enter my late 20s nd I don already get exactly 74 body counts.
I don knack 74 different girls nd I don knack each of them like 5 rounds.
Here are my statistics of all the girls I don knack.

Single girls: 64
Married women: 2
Single mother: 8

Ever contacted STD: Yes (around 2020)
Ever gotten any of them pregnant: Yes (5)
Anyone ever did abortion for you: Yes (5 of them)

Kobojunkie:
Or the husband has been busy with his randy sidechicks while wife decided she too needed her randy sidebar.

Good morning dear.
I’m single

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