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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Vows To Deploy 'weapons It Has Never Used If Israel Launches Retaliatory St by VULCAN(m): 7:05pm On Apr 16
Hahahaa.

You punched someone and missed.

Now he is warming up to respond you warn him that if he punches you back, you will....

Hahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Wife Wunmi Singing Mohbad's Song During Liam’s Birthday Party (Video) by VULCAN(m): 11:36am On Apr 16
Can a transparent person be this triggered by DNA test?

Doubtful.

Those with skeletons in their closet will ALWAYS cry out when DNA matters arise.

A woman was publicly accused of a crime.

All she needed to do to disgrace the naysayers is publicly prove them wrong.

I know that logic is beyond you but I understand why.

Beremx:
tell your mama to go do DNA for you. You can't tell Wunmi to go do DNA when you your mother hasn't done for you.

Ndi ara

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Crises Are Small Compared To Nigeria's Problems – Peter Obi by VULCAN(m): 11:31am On Apr 16
Education is a must.

Educated people read THEN comment.

Zombies just comment

My prayer for this zombie is that they don't pass the sickness on to their children.

Thundafireseun:

Yet you can’t fix the problems in LP

But you want to Fix Nigeria

She you Dey whine us
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Arrives New York Court For Criminal Trial by VULCAN(m): 11:23am On Apr 16
You are always on the losing side.

But why?

God1000:
Criminal trial of ex US president and the first ever, Mr trump keeps making history, your past will always catch up with you one day, so be careful people


This man is going to prison soon, here's a country where no one is above the law.
Politics / Re: Dangote, Modular Refineries To Pay Naira For Crude by VULCAN(m): 10:00am On Apr 16
Your moniker is YORUB a andr OID

By your name- we know who all you have to offer.

yoruboid:
Tinubu keeps getting it right

I don’t wanna imagine an Obi presidency

The country would have gone up in flames and the economy chaotic
Politics / Re: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by VULCAN(m): 9:08am On Apr 16
Is that your weak response?

kuboy:
With time our security will get him

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Politics / Re: Over 1,000 Kidnapped Victims So Far Rescued Without Ransom — FG by VULCAN(m): 8:20am On Apr 16
If this was a test, your script would get 20% at most.

Filled with lazy generalisations, general history and no attempts at a solution to the questions asked

nairalanda1:


Nigeria at independence was a country with a tiny middle class and an even tinier upper class.

Countries like that usually focus on industrialization and developing an economy that exports manufactured goods and services.

But that means a period of suffering. And our independence leaders had sold the case for independence on the grounds that we would get more money instead of sending it all to Lizzie Windsor's bank account for safekeeping.

So, we became a resource dependent economy , which while it worked for a bit led us into mass unemployment and job stifling and debt and more debt and corruption

And then we ended up with an even larger underclass

Which meant more idle hands for the devil's workshop
Family / Re: Marriage Is Gradually Losing Its Relevance by VULCAN(m): 10:51pm On Apr 15
'I couldn't agree less' means you DON'T AGREE with the OP.

What you meant to say was 'I couldn't agree more'

TooResilient:
I couldn't agree less. When I was growing up, having kids out of wedlock was an abomination. Any girl/lady in such a situation is terribly looked down on.

But as it seems today, people have undervalued the marriage institutions. Men just want to have kids without being bound to a particular woman.

Women are advised to just get a man to impregnate her so she can have children whether the man stays or not.

In the next few years, just watch. Humans will start living like animals, just f^ck anyone and have children, no sacred commitment

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Religion / Re: When She Wants To Talk To You About Everything Else But Jesus by VULCAN(m): 11:52am On Apr 14
The world is full of people who have never read the bible but continuously attempt to quote from it.

No wonder they are so confused


AbuTwins:
Your own too much?

Did Jesus ever tell anyone to preach about him?

Jesus was preaching the gospel not himself!
Religion / Re: Righteousness Exalts A Nation: One Thing Nigeria Could Learn From A Cat (Photo) by VULCAN(m): 10:23am On Apr 14
2 Peter 3:16 Amplified Bible (AMP)
In which there are some things that are difficult to understand, which the untaught and unstable [who have fallen into error] twist and misinterpret, just as they do the rest of the Scriptures, to their own destruction.

This is the best answer you give to a person who gave himself the moniker AntiChristian.

Remove the last 3 letters and you have AntiChrist.

When an earnest person asks about this passage- one should know and explain it.
But not to an AntiChrist



AntiChristian:
Check this out...

Matthew 15:22-28
A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to him, crying out, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is suffering terribly from demon-possession."

Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to him and urged him, "Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us."

He answered, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel." (Jesus was not sent to everybody)

The woman came and knelt before him. "Lord, help me!" she said.

He replied, "It is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."

"Yes, Lord," she said, "but even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters' table."

Then Jesus answered, "Woman, you have great faith! Your request is granted." And her daughter was healed from that very hour.

I would expect that a 'God incarnate' person who is ultimately merciful wouldn't think twice before helping a sick child, especially since he has the power to do so.

Can we say this is a racist comment? He replied, "It is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs."

Who are the Children and who are their dogs?

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Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by VULCAN(m): 7:27pm On Apr 13
You must be a contortionist.

See how you bent over backwards to blame the man.

You must also be a woman.

Only a handful take responsibility for negative outcomes in their lives. They also pass that across to all relationship issues.

If the woman is a die hard druggie- it's actually the man's fault. That is how twisted you peoples logic is

Konquest:

There's a more than 70 percent chance that there will be no separation once these basics I mentioned are taken care of. You can be very rich but if you're boring, then you're toast. Even men don't like women who are boring.

There are other variables that come to play in long-term relationships such as being clearly intentional about finances, emotional intelligence, effective communication, good sexual relations, etc.

Just to add that most of the successful long-term relationships or marriages of over 30, 40, 50, 60 years have had the woman leaving the house with her luggage for 1 month to 1 year. What made them come back together is that the couples RESOLVED to sort things out and tolerate one another by working on themselves.

The legendary Kaka can still get this Brazilian girl who left him back if he still likes her. Better yet, he can move on to another woman after he has attained a more robust inner game.

Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by VULCAN(m): 12:47am On Apr 13
Now I can't blame you for being a pathological liar.

All APC urchnns are deceivers.

So lying is part of your DNA.

What I can blame you for is thinking that people that were changing naira to dollar in 1999 are not here.

We changed at N90 to a dollar on average in 1999.

And it rose to just over 200 before Buhari came in. 6yrs later

The same people that attacked PDP for something that was N200+ took it to N700+

Then the man that parted the Red Sea in Lagos took it to N1800 in just 10 months.

Now it has dropped to 1000 the same beasts and their captive followers are praising the fall.



LegendHero:


PDP met it at N28 in 1999. Why did they left it at N216?

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Travel / Re: Landmark Property Will Be Intact, No Job Will Be Lost — Umahi by VULCAN(m): 6:50pm On Apr 11
Dafts everywhere.

Lagos State said the man should vacate the property in 7 days.

They didn't care about the jobs that were to be lost.

People began screaming that this is the No. 1 tourist destination in Lagos.

Dafts left the govt that wants to destroy property worth $200m and are here calling the people rejecting the evil enemies of Nigeria.

It is the Dafts and their handlers that are the true enemies of Nigeria


richiemcgold:

The project continues.
There is no demolition and no jobs would be lost.
Case closed!
Enemies of Nigeria can shut up their mouths 🤫🤫🤫

Politics / Re: Betta Edu Threatens To Sue BBC Over Alleged Defamation by VULCAN(m): 8:07pm On Apr 10
I'm intrigued as to how you concluded your last line.

Are you her personal banker, lover or close family member?

Judolisco:
no... Don't let us forget why she lost her position.... She lost her position because a letter she wrote directing d accountant general to transfer money to a private account was leaked.... If she had consulted with senior civil servants or permanent secretaries in her office she wouldn't have made such a mistake.. So she never even carry any significant money sef...

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Politics / Re: You Lack Power To Sack Abure - LP Tells NLC by VULCAN(m): 1:55pm On Apr 10
Paid Tool has spoken.

Their new strategy is to pretend that they love Nigeria and are in the middle.

But since they are paid per poat- they have to say something nasty about Peter Obi/ Igbos/LP

aswani:


Why exactly would President Tinubu want crises in LP when they are the ones that effectively put him in power by taking potential PDP votes?

The crises is down to one thing, greed. Obidients donations have not been audited, NLC would like that to happen, Abure certainly doesn't. That is why the LP treasurer that complained was sacked.

There are a lot of skeletons in that LP cupboard and if care is not taken, we would soon find how much Peter Obi had to pay to steal the mandate of a bonafide LP member in order to become their Presidential candidate in such a short time after joining their party.
Politics / Re: We Regret Voting Tinubu – Northern Elders by VULCAN(m): 11:22am On Apr 10
Hahahaa.

The paid tools come up with different strategies everyday to continue their evangelism of failure.

This Urchnnn wants us to believe that he was neutral but his vote is now for Tinubu because he outspent, outjazzed, outrigged and outplayed his opponents.

Apart from the stupidity displayed in that mindset, it should give a sound mind pause as to the lack of critical thinking abilities of this poster

While pretending to be neutral -the dummy forgot that his first sentence revealed who he is and where he belongs.

And his latter sentence which I emboldened made it so so clear.

A paid propagandist has written his own.

Sensible people have identified him

Think9ja:
They need to tell the children of h8t what they want to hear. What did we not hear about Buhari before 2019?

Conduct elections today in Nigeria and you'll see the figures Tinubu will get from the North.

Before you start wailing rigging, Atiku is also from the north but he has never gotten block votes from the region ever since he started contesting. It was even last year that he did well because he won Katsina and Kaduna.
Atiku, as desperate as he is started contesting for president as far back as 1993.
Do you want to me that he will fold his arms and watch Tinubu outrig him? Or you want to tell me he doesn't know how to rig?

Tinubu jazz too strong. Forget all these talk

This Tinubu guy came out to say it was his turn to be president and instead of us to rally round a strong opposition and ensure that sense of entitlement is not allowed in our leadership position, one idiot instead sprung out from no where and said he has all the solutions to Nigeria's problems since 1900. Unfortunately, an average Nigerian is dumb and emotional, so the idiot was able to easily convince them with dubious figures and emotional manipulation, thereby splitting votes for Tinubu to easily coast home to victory.

For Tinubu to make that declaration and then went on to achieve it, he has won my vote for next election if God keeps me alive.

The baba weh weh de cook Tinubu jazz too strong. If I sabi that baba I go go patronize am for sure
Politics / Re: Dealers Demand ₦850/Litre Diesel As Dangote, Marketers Meet by VULCAN(m): 8:44am On Apr 10
This article is hilarious.

You are asking the managers of Dangote Refinery to reduce the price they are selling Diesel as it's almost the same as the imported one.

Hahahaha.

Is it the managers who built the refinery or Dangote himself?

I want to see the manager who will go into Dangote's office and tell him to reduce the price.

Dangote is a monopolist not a communist- he has no interest in lowering his prices. Has he lowered cement that he also produces in Nigeria?

A lot of foolish Nigerians are depending on Dangote Refinery to bail Nigeria out of the economic disaster that APC has plunged us into- how daft can they be.

Dangote is working for himself and his shareholders.

He has never and may never work to make life easier for Nigerians.

Accept that and move on
Politics / Re: I’m Disappointed That Obasanjo, Jonathan Are Watching PDP Bleed – Sowunmi by VULCAN(m): 8:38am On Apr 10
The funny thing about all the paid tools on Nairaland is that they make such huge effort to insult and denigrate Peter Obi online and facelessly each day but whenever the man shows up in public he is treated almost like the Pope.

Even APC bigshots treat him with respect in public while those at the very bottom of the pyramid hurl insults at him continually.

I will always laugh at these idle hands whose source of income is a media fund controlled by someone who is making tens of millions each month organising riffraffs to move to and fro on social media

Basic123:

The narcistic old man is only interested in becoming GODFATHER to the criminalistic fraudulent stupid 66yr old lying FAKE YOUTH below
Travel / Re: Foreign Airlines Are Underpricing Us - Alex Onyema by VULCAN(m): 8:27am On Apr 10
Hahahah.

Always knew you had a screw loose but today you made it obvious to all.

Imagine when God is Good Motors was coming out- he should have consulted Ekene Dili Chukwu, GUO Okeke and all the others to permit him to start providing services to Nigerians.

Or Etisalat should have consulted MTN, Airtel and Glo to permit it to come to market and be their competition!

Lollzz.

Only a fool will read this your post and take you serious from today.

It's obvious you have done nothing tangible in this life as you are incapable of sensible judgement.

Spending hours on Nairaland everyday is evidence you have no other source of livelihood than paid govt apologist


helinues:
Toh

Next time, don't start what you can't finish.

Sebi some people dey talk say Air peace consulting other airlines na nonsense.

Oya now. Let the flight fee continues, win win for the travellers

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Travel / Re: Air Peace Promotes First Officer To Captain On Bombardier Aircraft 145 by VULCAN(m): 8:18pm On Apr 09
A daft answer.

There are plenty Igbo pilots but he chose to mix his appointments and probably made them on merit. Unlike the Two ApC presidents who appointments were 95% to their Tribesman

That is the point of the post you are blindly commenting on

PressMyButton:

Onyema needs them more than they need him. If Onyema could fly the planes by himself, he wouldn't have employed them.
Travel / Re: Air Peace Promotes First Officer To Captain On Bombardier Aircraft 145 by VULCAN(m): 8:13pm On Apr 09
It's not good for you to fantasize.

Mention the names of these plenty Igbo.

Mention them if you can.

If you cannot, then you are a Deceiver

Richtaiwo:

Mention any igbo gov with as much yoruba in his cabinet as Tinubu has igbos in his in lagos state as a gov. In the end, how was he paid back? Hate.
Travel / Re: CNN Reporter, Larry Madowo, Protests Nigeria’s $215 Single Entry Visa Fee by VULCAN(m): 7:50pm On Apr 09
A person that can read but refuses to do so when it is needful is useless to himself and society.

FYI The reporter is not complaining about the visa fee.

He is complaining about the Biometric fee that is collected each time a person visits the country.

He has not changed his fingerprints so why continuously charging for biometrics when you took his fingerprints once already.

Do you understand?

ValCon888:
There's something called Reciprocity. The reporter should first find out how much Nigerians pay for visas to the US.

It will do him good to know the amount is nonrefundable, the rejection rate is extremely high, yet Nigerians pay the same fees every time they apply for a visa to the USA
Family / Re: 10 Lessons I Learnt In My 10 Years Of Marriage by VULCAN(m): 5:29pm On Apr 09
It's wise not to take people seriously who always notice that tiny black spot on a large white board.

Almost always- they have major issues

pocohantas:



Lol. It is no more respect, now honour.

Before it is was men crave RESPECT, not LOVE.

Soon it would be WORSHIP.

Then same men would complain that women don't marry who they LOVE.

Politics / Re: Top 8 Abandoned Projects In Nigeria And Amount Wasted - Shehu Sani by VULCAN(m): 10:28pm On Apr 08
Have Sense.

Tinubu just got there.

Come back in 10yrs and let's see if he will still have clean sheets then

WorldRichest:
None is by either Tinubu or Tinubu's boys

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Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by VULCAN(m): 3:54pm On Apr 08
Brilliant.

My thoughts also

brain54:
It's the person that set the exam that's wrong...

The instructions didn't say read question 10 first.

It says "especially" so when you get there is when you realize.

The instruction should have been "read question 10 first." To save someone all the cancelations.

The examiner just needs Jesus!
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Masterminded LP & NLC Conflict – Labour Party Deputy Chairman Alleges by VULCAN(m): 12:17pm On Apr 07
Stop your silliness.

We know the people who blamed ObJ, Yaradua and Jonathan for 8 years.

They have a new set on ground now who now blame the old set who formerly blamed OBJ, Yaradua and Jonathan.

Useless People- all of them.

Useless Followers Too

KingKO22:
Imagine that

So Oshoomole is the one in charge of LP now 😁

This set of people that want to rescue Nigeria

So when things go wrong, they will start blaming Yaradua and Jonathan
Religion / Re: Are There Degrees Of Punishment In Hell? by VULCAN(m): 10:24am On Apr 07
You are asking the wrong question and even if you get the answer - you will not be satiated.

Instead of asking about the difference btw low and maximum security prisons and whether rapists are treated better than terrorists inside either....

The right question is what can I do to ensure I and and as many people within my reach never have to go to prison in the first place?

The first question leaves you asking even more questions and doing absolutely nothing while the second gets you taking positive action immediately.
Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by VULCAN(m): 10:18am On Apr 07
And you gave yourself the moniker-Sapiosexuality?

Lollz. What a joke.

So if a bike or car knocks you down- you hold the inanimate object responsible and leave the rider or driver to go their way..

Truly, you may be attracted to intelligent people but shouldn't be accounted amongst them.



Sapiosexuality:
Social media is a menace. These are sort of things people think but don't say but the luxury that social media offers is too tempting for even the seemingly rational ones.

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Business / Re: LASG Threatens To Seal Supermarkets Over Non-disclosure Of Price Tags On Product by VULCAN(m): 10:05pm On Apr 06
Day in, day out

Week in, week out

Month in , month out

All this government does is threaten, arrest, demolish, tax and extort the populace.

God show us Mercy

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by VULCAN(m): 2:38pm On Apr 06
Jobs for the boys.

BVN
National ID
Drivers License
Passport

And yet nobody knows who is actually a Nigerian and who isn't!

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Politics / Re: Tinuade Sanda: Examining A Legacy Of Controversies by VULCAN(m): 2:36pm On Apr 06
This is a well paid work of fiction.

Congrats.

But some of us know what is really going on.

We know those she sacked who stole N300m and how they fought back with the help of the Chairman.

Carry Go with your fantasy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Strike Was Architect Of October 7 by VULCAN(m): 12:33am On Apr 06
See how this deceiver is switching things around.

Hamas killed babies in Oct 7 but this fellow was glad about that but when Israel responded he began to cry wolf.

Terrorist like him

LegendHero:


That’s why I don’t blame anyone.

Anyone with power should use it. The world is a jungle.

Israel can go ahead and kill 10000 children because they have the power.

Nigeria military can level a whole village because they have the power.

Nothing spoil.

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