in d words of mr crackles dis is so pathetic

Kgdavid:

bros its too late now, the deed has been done

are u sure u blew ur brains out or d gun missed?

it so gud seeing humans like dis it is like conductin an xperiments with lab rats puttin dem in an enclosed space nd watching hw they interact
just aving fun dnt take it personal

oga na so u desperate reach no wife material where u dey, wat were u doing al throuh ur uni time/nysc if u are below 30 it suggest u dnt bother urself nd njoy urself b4 settling down dat just my 2 cents

ready wenever u are ready time 2 frustrate dey wella

alright cool just spreading d word of gudwil nd joy alround nl cheers

okay we don hear u but u need 2 cool down breath in nd out 2wice nd say 2 urself i wont get worked bcause of smbody okay

ayettymama:

queen just finished smoking a joint when she posted this thread!
Dis is wat happens wen u are up at 4 in d mornin like a famous saying nuthin gud happens after 2am

abi??

THE AMAKA:

elders who? does it change the fact that you are "sexually frustrated" that's why you're always venting and talking about things on NL making face, as if you have ever experienced. . .
I'll stop there.

Dis gurl dis gurl dissing her elders hmmmm

puskin shey make we leave them as we dey spoil our guy runs

hahaha dnt worry i wont disturb ur loff just watching 2 species do their thing njoy 2 luvbirds luis more poems pls pweety needs her head 2 swell

Pweety4me:

_{Bad belle abeg go supermarket buy me my easter egg and stop jealousing here jo. . .}

why nt send luis he is d one dat is in loff besides na ur farm easter egg dey come from lol

hey i av nuthg against dem its great wen u find luv online hehehe d real world realy sucks nt a beautiful chic outdere 2 write a peom 2 i am luvin dis luisworld u be my guyman nuthin do u keep it real nuthin like been in luv online a gud xperience

sori oh lets leave dem 2 njoy their shine abi is it easy 2 be chased al over nl nd writing poems hehehe

no probs man as u can see boizs just dey luv up al over nl its alarming as if d real world with its beauties are nt enugh smone comes 2 nl nd startes luvin up very funny

puskin:

Yep. . . . . thats definitely what some niggiz woud be doing! ! !

puskin wat gud man av nt seen u around wat d p?

hey i am nt d one writing a poem abt an anonymous person at 2 ind morning dnt worry bask in d glory of online luv its so romantic *coughs*

cool i wil get 2 u wen i am less busy xams don dey start got a frend whose designers trademark is custormise anything dnt knw if u knw hin

i dnt av any probs with primark clothes i av d singlet, boxers nd some shirts but i av nt gotten their jeans i go 2 topman most of d time

people are funny why shuld i post my pic on a thread wen u can see it on d profile

10 yrs difference is 2 much haba accordimg 2 d book dat must nt be named d age difference 4 bros getting married shuld nt be more dan 3 yrs nd it is a mortal sin 4 a guy 2 get married b4 30 yrs

boiz with hormone swings must be jerking at pweety's posts nw at 2 in d mornin kai

@topic i think i am fortunate nt 2 av met any golddigger d chics around me dnt need my money just attention nd being nice bsides it doesnt make sense approachng a gurl with d i av money 2 blow swagg if it is limited

either way it makes sense d person WORD

dat write up 4rm yetunde is 1 of my top 10 write up ever wat d gurl said make sense 2 my xcept some little exaggerations here nd there but wil address it l8r 2 sleepy

*peeps into the thread nd wonders 'people still do this stuff', exists thread 2 visit his fav phone section*

Imagine oh dis is funny ur dad is a pìmp nd u are a understudy wat is happening 2 parenting dis days is dis wat i wil be teaching my child hw 2 be a pîmp nd shagg gurls kai ur dad must be divorced

crazy?

semid4lyfe:

Praise the Lord. . .mama-gee has finally figured out how to make her font colour pink.

lwkmd she finaly wants 2 follow in amaka's footsteps

stil waiting 2 see my best video of all time naija videos are stil comin up

poster no vex na only abuse dem knw 4 nl dnt worry u nd ur babe can teach each other a,b,c to z nd since u can post nd operate a pc u no get problem jare na ur fault say u be iliterate people talk say na condition make crayfish bend u go show dem no wori

why are d ladies replying more on dis particular topic do u feel threatened or afraid dat u are getting figured out we dnt need a rocket scientist 2 tel us dat d right words at d right time does d trick on u guys

southern1:


I can understand and even relate to the bones one, I'm fascinated with skulls too, I developed that fascination while working in a coroner's office doing autopsies while I attended grad school. I just loved the skull and brain, I even had a thing for the spinal cord. Heck, I enjoyed performing the entire autopsy itself. I guess it's a good thing I chose the forensic science field or else I'd be considered extremely weird for having these fascinations.

I see a potential torturist in d making