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Austin4lif:
Did you offered English in school?

Did you too offer English at school?

There is no compensation to greed. Hard work still remains the pathway to success.

Everton how market

Do you have your branch in Ibadan?

walemadu:
do kidnappers pose an existential threat? why kill them?

RETARD[b][/b]
That's what you are

Omg

GrAnDwEeZ:
oga that couldn't ve been 2006. That's an android phone with him.

Bursted!

darlenese:
Eyaa- is she a "Miss" or a "Mrs"?

This info might be helpful

She is Mrs Bukola Olokoju nee Oyelami

The lady in the picture below who is known as Bukola Oyelami has been declared missing since 14th March 2016. She left home and has not returned.
She's lives in Airport area, Alakia, Ibadan. The police has taken her picture to be televised in our local TV station, yet no sign of her.

Any body with useful information should please call this number 08035746501, 08138388164 or report to the nearest police station. Thanks.

Am interested. What is your best price?

https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1534557606857374&id=100009094493739&set=pb.100009094493739.-2207520000.1449594815.&source=9&refid=17



Link to the story

So far as I am concerned,all the people judging this woman and saying she stole money are all hypocrites..swear that if u were given such opportunity u won't do worst. What this woman needs now is prayers ..and if u can't offer her that,just shut up because u are not God to judge her.

So far as I am concerned,all the people judging this woman and saying she stole money are all hypocrites..swear that if u were given such opportunity u won't do worst. What this woman needs now is prayers ..and if u can't offer her that,just shut up because u are not God to judge her.

The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought
it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through.


Its reads: EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK.

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing
30,000 Naira sneakers and carrying a 45,000 Naira bag we assume you are doing well financially and
therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in - between, you are
right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to
the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes
a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and
Sunday.

VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are
as follows: December 25th and January 1st.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends,
relatives or co - workers. Every effort should be made to have non - employees attend to the
arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in
the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave
one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least a
two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

LUNCH BREAK: Slim people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look
healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average
figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast and take
a diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed
elsewhere.

Ladies – Would you Rock this Pair of Shoes

SUICIDE is a permanent solution to a temporary problem! RIP bro

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. think twice bro

[quote author=MixedMan post=36079188]NNA EHN!![/quotei I would like to buy one. how much is it?

cherylsmith:
I find this unfunny

because you've lost your sense of humor

A couple were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.
Tito and Amanda Watts, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 (GHC 383.46) per ticket, told buyers
the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven, simply present
the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
According to Jackson Police in Florida, People can sell tickets to heaven which is not illegal but the Watts
misrepresented their product which was a piece of wood spray painted gold with “Tickets to Heaven
Admits One” written with maker.
The police spokesman said “You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts
crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
In Tito Watts’s police statement, he said: I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it
ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and
said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space.
"I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying
saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you
want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens.
"You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m
willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up".
Amanda Watts said in her police statement: We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke
rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched, Celebtricity.com
reported.
The Police said they seized over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator

Source:
http://pulse.com.gh/filla/oh-really-couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven-id3624851.html

Am proud to be a unaabite

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