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God created u without simpack,he perserved u without vochuer,he sustain u without charger.surely ur validility period is eternal and ur acess days is forever.Remain blessed |
The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one: Yet the light of a whole life dies When love is done. |
If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die. |
The reason why men lie is because there is no how you tell a woman the truth that she will ever believe you, but the moment you lie to her; men you've won her heart, that is why we the truth tellers are always having difficulties in our relationships. |
what i would do is just to get along with the one that have been having sex before because definately the virgin one will surely do the same after mariage, the moment she is been disvirgined she know exactly what is there and any oppurtunity she get she want to practice it, just like a baby that has just been given a new bycle he will surely keep trying it. |
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked the mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."-- |
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