₦airaland Forum

Thats not possible….. Islam was created to tackle the first two faith that came before it and to dominate territories that dont want Islam with force and shariah law..

and thats why one of core doctrine is that the text of the previous faiths are corrupt and unreliable and only its own which is a poor copy is correct…..

So agreeing with the previous faith will cause problem for their dominating agenda

RollinTNDA:
please you guys should explain to me. she saw a hair, i think she likes it, but instead of saying “i need the hair”, she says “i need man”.

If a man see something he likes
He will say I need to get money
But if a woman see something she likes
She says I need to get man
Then women will say Men are not the prize

I think 96% of women view men as slaves

Na their way….. a babe told her friend she needs money to buy a phone, her fellow woman ddnt ask her why she cant save?, she asked “where the boyfriend was”

It’s a flex for them to have someone paying for them even when they can afford it
…. Sometimes they even lie a man bought the stuff they purchased themselves

makzeze:
For whatever reason, my account 'makzeze' was suspended from posting a new topic or commenting on topics on 26th August 2023 for 3 years and this suspension has now been automatically lifted.

You and the mod wey ban you dey drag woman ?

fight for more value naaa?? u pple called it reform and supported a wicked govt when the naira was devalued and other subsidies removed….. now 70k means nothing

U pple should enjoy your reform oooo

SweetOnugbo:
I saw a patient who came in with a headache.

She had done a Widal test and was told the result showed a “significant titre,” so she believed she had typhoid and came for treatment.

But when I checked her blood pressure, it was 190/100.

She already knew she had hypertension but wasn't taking medications.

We had to have a serious conversation about her blood pressure and why she shouldn't just assume every headache is typhoid.

It made me wonder...

Why do Nigerians think everything is typhoid? 😂

Have you ever been told your headache, fever or body pains were typhoid?

Nigerians dont think everything is typhoid oooo, we think everything is malaria & typhoid ……emphasis on malaria first ….

I don’t think this is possible if u raise a child from scratch….

Plentydreams:
This girl I barely resumed talking to her and I decided to gift her 15k in naira for her breakfast and she sent me,"good morning thanks" should I be concerned, because the proper culture of an African is supposed to be with proper gratitude,note that I am not asking her out,we have known for a while but I only felt like gifting her.

Shey you yourself dey use 15k chop breakfast?U dey try form big boy by impressing babe with 15k tagging it breakfast to show that 15k means nothing to you..now u come dey vex say she not say thank you well..
. U nor know she seff go form big girl for you to make it look like the 15k na change, so next time u nor go drop the bar…
next time she tell you say she dey hungry… u must drop 50k because she go tell you say na she and her two friends wan chop

Nigeria is a crime scene …..and the govt looks away because they are part of the crime..

PHCN will gladly put everybody on band A, charge you all at the expensive tariff of 209kw and u will still not get 20hrs per day worth of electricity…

My area is on band A and we’ve not had light since Sunday….phcn is another corrupt system and the Govt has no effective quality enforcement or consumer protection agency.

So, Service providers just dey do anyhow

femi4:
We want it back at N500

The refinery should be a plus

What do u mean by u want it back at 500… ?? Was it ever at 500??

Ibime:
Who actually convinced this girl she was fine and should enter for pageant?

Its not her fault naaaa…
What about the wereys that chose her…??

tommy589:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
The pageant organisers and panel members saw what others are not seeing

Naaaaa … this is not a beholder issue …. She shouldn't have business in beauty contests….

Any sense you get here cannot be useful for you.

Haba…. No use this kind sense cross road oooo

Dpsychologist:
Nairalanders what do you think?

Na their way….

The way a man will not want to marry a lady but still want to fvck her once in a while …. They too like to retain the bragging rights that they have ur mumu button….as long as you are good looking .and okay

But If u ugly like mad….?? hahahahahaha… !!

guobe:
My brother things are actually very rough for people working talkless of people not working.
Alot of people can't even afford transport fare to their place of work.
It's terrible.

lol….
They call it reform………but during the Jonathan’s era of 97naira per litre they called it wickedness …..

I dont even blame the leaders anymore, its the pple feeling the heat that I blame as they are still drumming support for them because of small peanut

Galapagous:
Some women go borrow you money and still make sure say you send 50% on them.

That gender eh..

Shebi that one na lend she lend the guy….let’s just assume it’s business btw husband and wife

U never see woman wey her husband for new wig of 750k…..baba say he nor get cash for now…

woman say she go guy an from her pocket but the baba must pay her back in so so date ….. the matter weak me…

PresidentMUGABE:
Women must draw man leg outside...

They are always weaker vessel.

Go to Dubai and see many from North shopping for Gold as if their existence depend on it....

Let their husbands ask for children school fees support tomorrow everywhere go spoil...

lol….. na their way…
Just get money… otherwise thwir behaviour go be like say u dey live inside house with your enemy…

I mean how will a woman see being a team player as a problem in a house she lives with her family…

Kobicove:
Instead of looking for who will marry her I think it's better for her to look for a guy who will get her pregnant

Shes not looking for who will marry her, thats just smoke screen…..

Apcshit:
With her hair extensions. Why can't Nigeria women do natural hair

U are asking the gender that shaves off their natural brows and draws another one with pencil why they cant do natural hair ??

No wahala, keep asking

omoredia:
Dangote wants to cashout and leave poor Nigerians with iron condemn

Iron condemn got me rolling on the floor

faceland:
Let someone educate us on this thing na... I thought Nairaland would be leading everyone discussing the IPO.

I sincerely don't know if it's safe or a cash-grab.

Bros @ Seun how far na?

Diving into initial public offer na gamble…
U can invest and 6months later the value will drop to 38naira …. And u can be lucky it can increase…


But this is Nigeria…. Everywhere na crime scene

U dont understand….. Nigeria is a by default a crime scene at all levels of govt, agency, parastatals, etc

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.

That is being humble and many arrogant poor unsuccessful people don't get it.

He went out of line and realized he was wrong and now begging for forgiveness. That is courage and he earns my admiration for that courage to say " I am wrong and I say sorry".

U are trying….
Its not an easy job to support anything APC members do or say which are mostly horrible…

I hope all this stress pays off for you some day…

See human being disgracing himself just to remain in office to keep embezzling common wealth….

He will soon run for senate and join those that say 2k is enough for the average Nigerian to survive

It’s sad when pple cant ell the truth anymore…

To support politicians u will need to be insensitive, wicked, lose your humanity, tell horrible lies and more…

I laugh at these pple in govt that cant use their platform to benefit all, especially all these small fish like Reno..
they dont know the economy they are coming to face when they dont have access to the free monies anymore….

Mirasteel:
Shut up. what is useless about prayer?

What has blocking the road gotta do with praying… u bunch are just trouble makers

U are still the same pple forming bokoharam, isis, iswap…justifying doing evil

Jmichael1:
It's been 6yrs since I last went to church,as a result of been scammed by a pastor here in yenagoa...

I went there to seek solution,rather I end up giving my last cash of 150k to dis pastor..we were bargaining price as if I'm buying something from him..
Las las, even after making payment, nothing changed...nah there I give up on church..

From that time till now,I sell 99% Nigeria pastors as thieves and fake..
I don't think I will ever go to church again,expect for my wedding,if not... nothing will ever take me there.

Negotiating?? Gave him money for what??

U scammed yourself…. U carry babalawo transactional mentality go church so must jam fake pastor naaaa
……did u see anyhwere Jesus or his disciples negotiated money to bless or help anyone ??

Na Una dey later turn to atheist insulting any Christian or Pstor u see….

essentialone1:
If your husband's friend asks you out, it's likely because he knows your husband's external girlfriend.

… one thing about all men is even if a man is cheating he doesnt want to share his wife at home with anyone.. so no friend will ask ur wife out just because he knows u are cheating

1)A friend that does it just doesnt have shame or 2) men like cheap women, he may have thought his friend’s wife will be easy an easy lay because he has heard gist or assumed based on other weird reason.
3) he has a lustful crush on her before or after the friend married her

I remember that saying again this morning “Your wife is the only member of your family thats not your family”


My dad’s tenant fought over something like this too…..wife paid junior’s schools fees for one term, maybe the man promised to py back or not i dont know ….but it became a huge fight that pple had to gather as she demanded a payback …..
the husband said he wasn’t going to pay back such expense that the child is her son as well….

Some Women are just weird … i dont know how u will see it as a problem spending money on your own family….

BigBashiru:
Love after being loved by 7 different boyfriends before you the husband?

even the term husband doesn't even apply again cos you aren't husbanding anything - partner is a more appropriate term these days.

Commitment only when it's convenient (28+ years of age).

Give me a break.

Next joke please lol

The line. “ you aren't husbanding anything” got me rolling on the floor…

The world is broken and full of chaos….so it’s only natural that the parties going into marriage are impaired ….
There is almost nothing you or me can do about it other than to choose the chaos that you have grace and strength to manage…. Weda its virgin, non virgin, former olosho, current hookup girl, yahoo boy, retired armed robber, wateva….

What a turn off for me is when a man says his choice and yall start to tell him he doesn’t have the right to have such choice

RandDigital:
Are you proud of this statement? Check your ethics bro.

No one is justifying crime ….are you too proud of the killings ?? Check your humanity bro??
U are just are trying to pretend like there are no criminals or drug dealers among yall southafricans??
What the world expect from any sane civilisation is to address crime and criminals for what it is … and not attack and kill pple on the street and their homes that ddnt do anything…
America has a stronger anti-illegal immigration policy than yall, no one is angry at America for trying to keep things legal and their citizens aren’t murdering non-Americans on the streets and in their homes…..

Killing pple like savages weda they are illegals or not is wrong….. and no one will support yall for this just because u are against illegal migrations….and this is why some pple accuse you of envy because it is starting to look like this isnt about illegal immigration when u murdering pple in their homes and stealing their businesses..

Goo0dHardDick:
That girl is at least 10years older than you. Dude you should be going for girls that are 18-20 highest! You have no business with girls of 23 and above since you're 25. They are for men in their 38+ and above. That's how it works!

So yes, you're a small boy to her! She's already hanging out with men that are at least 40 years and above. Oga for younger girls of 18.

U just dey yarn dust…. If he parked G-wagon…. The story will be different …. Does that not tell you it’s never about age.. even a man of 38 tgat u said is her level will still look small to her if he doesnt have the money she thinks she deserves…

Women determine level or standards based in greed and what they see other women get from men