₦airaland Forum

zinaunreal:
Oha soup and fufu is a nasty combination. I can avoid you for life if I hear you enjoy it. That smell will take you back before the slave trade. I still don't understand how fufu beat eba to go global with all that smell

Hahahaha I just finished 2 wraps of fufu and one wicked vegetable soup with enough obstacles

Mine is swallow (especially eba and amala)... Remember the day my mum caught me throwing my swallow away when I was kid. But now, I'm a swallow champion. As in I can eat literally anything that can be turned into swallow.

Tetrahedron:
Banga soup and the other soup forgotten its name

Owo soup?

These Nairalanders ehnnn Una get mouth!

Shii is kinda crazy seeing the past comments predicting how it might end. Damn! And I know mayowa personally from uni days. Omooo!

Eyaah.... I don't like seeing ppl cry

White rice and beans (the white beans) with fish stew.

I see you A'ja, my former crush... Supporting your boy

SeriouslySense:
Aha

Just live and let live.

If you like cut from those in Nigeria if you like dont cut.

Everyone has their reasons, what is more important is peace of mind and accepting the choices you make.


There is nothing special about Abroad, and i will recommend not cutting off from your friends.

Exactly!! Well said... Abroad abroad abroad like say na heaven.

How do ppl cut off solid friends because they japa'd. I'm not talking about folks who aren't someone's correct friends and are trying to bill. Like your solid friends o. My friends will even be gisting me the issues they're facing over there.... We'll talk and encourage each other. These things are good for one's mental health.

You can never be too busy if you really care about someone. One of my brothers is a doc and I know he's always busy BUT anytime you buzz him, he'll reply asap. if he isn't awake, he'll call immediately he wakes up. Same with my former boss in the bank who's also my mentor and is a director in his organisation in London.

Imagine someone commenting that when he calls his friend everywhere will be dark and the network cracking, and so what. Ain't that the reality of the average Nigerian? Anyway, ppl see life differently sha last last.

In the club, it's 15k for 20k (N200 mint).

TechBaron:
Aside from the beats, they just kept repeating the same line over and over again.

I'll pass this for Chris Brown FT Gunna - Heat

Haba dude, Chris brown in the mix automatically amounts to cheating ... See the remix of WGFT ft CB, see how breezy murdered that shii I don't even wanna hear the original no more where gunna featured Burna. That heat is a jam anyday all-day, plus those dancers, both male n female... damn!!

SalamRushdie:
Rema got their attention and instead of him to start making more songs for them like Tyla he came back and started doing that Kelebu nonsense sound...only Nigerians will accept such nonsense because they are used to accepting nonsense from their govt daily

I agree 100%. I go to strip clubs here in naija and when kelebu comes up, folks just at start going gugu gaga, shouting match am upandan, but that's where it all ends, naija clubs and street parties.

Rema has the ability to currently disturb the global scene. Heard a jam Don Toliver featured him on, Rema destroyed that shii that even DT recognised and gave him his flowers. He should leave all that match am style his tryna do lately. I like his new bad boy, playboi carti image he's trying to stamp on his brand too.

bikefab:
This has to be the most shallow-minded line of thought I've heard this 2026.

What makes it even more worrisome is that some people who can't really discern, will take it all in and run with it. I really detest seeing such statements walai.

GanagiBitrus:
How come Atleti is currently losing 0-1 at home to same Betis they thrashed 5-0 just last week.

Betis on a revenge mission na.

jaxxy:
when music is good and quality u will know.. Funny enough Davido had more quality songs on his album but Nigerian hype machines pushed a less quality and hyped it to NO 1 song.

You're very right with this statement. He has a couple of songs on that album way better that should have been promoted massively

papiSNEH:
Essence no win Grammy, na sweet fanta dialo wan win am..lol una funny gan.

I swear you dey mad just saw your comment and bursted out with laughter. I go take screenshot of this your comment, send am to my guy for a good laff too.

Switruth:
Oliseh messed up big time with his commentary against Senegal. He was busy supporting morocco... Go and watch the match and listen to the nonsense he was vomiting from his mouth.... Person wey coach super eagles for just 3 months and start talking about juju. Foolish boy.

That guy's commentary is nauseating. In the final game you could tell his colleague wasn't feeling him. His colleague was just dropping stats upon stats on any player with the ball or on the event as a whole. Oliseh's commentary was ambiguous, something like "the Moroccan keeper is very good and is important for his team, club and country"... Who no know that one before?!

Love800:
She is a presenter. I use to see her host shows.

So besides that, she has a very thriving business that has gone global, her DJ gigs shot through the roof even outside naija and I ain't talking small clubs, like top urban clubs... She's definitely running things but ain't loud about it

gbaskiboy:
Bisola is the only house mate that I can categorically tell you is doing well in the field of entertainment.b

Oh well! my gal tolanibaj is also getting her bag low-key, both in the entertainment and business niche. IYKYK!

Omo na this car I use learn how to drive way back. Very strong steering wheel.

Mehnn watching some AFCON clips on IG you go know say Mendy and Nwabali faced physical and spiritual torture from these Moroccans o. Those guys were keeping under very unsafe circumstances that wasn't broadcasted on TV.

ednut1:
Tattoo on dark skinned people is a waste of time and ink

Reason why I don't have one till now. I love clean tats that sit well on the skin, looking like some demure piece of art. Black ink Chicago, NY, ink master some of my fav reality shows.

TribalChair:
This post nah set up, I no dey abeg

My brother, very big set up!! IYKYK.

It's even more frightening when you realise that this is just one out of the many stealing going on. Imagine like one thousand of such cases going on low-key, omoooo!! Make Una pity Nigerians na haba!

bunmioguns:
They are complaining on the internet, but in the DM, they are asking 'Where did you buy this hand-cut lace?'

​Abeg, make una rest. If you wear your local attire and you look like you’re going for a village meeting instead of a wedding, don’t blame Nigeria for your fashion choices. Cultural dominance is not a coup; it’s a lifestyle. Either upgrade or get used to seeing Gele in Nairobi!

You go harsh for real life o ;

Musty112:
The death from which you flee will definitely meet you and you. If someone told them they would die in nigeria, they most likely won't believe. Condolences to the family

There's this cringy movie "Final destination" (with different parts) that has this death thing chasing some fellows. No matter how bad they try to run, it still catches up with them. That movie is too gory tho

Hhh4444:
Christmas is fast losing its relevance...very soon it will be a thing of the past.

IT CAN NEVER!!!

Brandiebird:
Fvck the big 3; its just big Me! 🕺

I like your mentality... I see no fvcking body but Me!

PureSperm:
Tubaba,you better face your marriage and stop giving the likes of that fat shapeless buff00n called Teni to be making jest of you

That boy abi girl teni really goofed big time.

richiemcgold:
We have players that can deliver the trophy, but I'm not sure if we have the TEAM.

No be small o. Watching Fulham Vs Man city last night, see how chukwueze, iwobi and basset were playing. See correct shot from outside the penalty box chukwueze dey tear and I'm like why Una go come dey play no sense for super eagles na

Chucks13:
What is Hk? Is that how to do a write up? You think everybody is here for all those nonsense Gen Z thrash talk ba?

If you want to write write proper or don't write at all.

As in ehnn... I was cracking my head when I saw the topic. Didn't want to open the thread but had to when I exhausted all the reasonable meanings of HK that could fit into the sentence and none was making sense.