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If there's any NL thread I'll never forget about this sojourn, it's that of Gaby. I read that shii from start to finish, my imaginative mind turning every piece into a movie in my head. Shoutout to Gaby!

Whenever I need to take a break from work, I visit NL. I don laugh tire, see comments abeg una no well o!

OceanEye:
Now it is gtbank . Since morning I have been trying to transfer money for my children food. That's the only account I have money in.

Yeah, GTB too. All em' platforms are down.

Let me speak for myself.... So I'm on band A and ain't gonna lie, I think in the month of September, I experienced power outage just thrice or so (one lasted for some hours, the others lasted just about 10 minutes). Tho that shii is costly AF!

Imagine the kind punishment/beatings this boy go dey chop behind closed doors.

Coco ti takeover!!

Only the funds from last weekend's Liverpool Vs Nottingham's game will fund this

TheAlchemist:
If you dont want band A relocate to Alagbole, stop forming lekki big boy.😁

Very funny comment but I put it to you! Some areas in Alagbole are on band A. Ain't guessing, I know. Alagbole is IKEDC fyi.

They tell dem, dem no gree hear word. Suspend the show for this season, revamp and come back stronger. Noo o, greed no allow dem. I lost interest the very first introduction day. No contestant was worth it for me, very bland personalities and trying to force things...
Football season ti takeover!

Liverpool lacked game management. You're loosing and have few minutes left, yet you keep fouling the opponent unnecessarily, knowing fully well they'll use that opportunity to waste time.

MrBrownJay1:
abeg educate yourself on Rich Homie Quan so i dont have to do it for you...

Bro, thank you cos I didn't even know how to respond to that ignorant comment.
Rest in power Dequantes Devontay Lamar AKA Rich Homie Quan, one of my fav rap artists.

Nwaikpe:
This program lost it relevance. It is just pushing to gain some of the loss.

I swear. I usually just leave the channel on whether I'm watching or not, but for some reason this season IDGAF! plus the selection of housemates seemed kinda off to me. Thank God the football Season is even back, make them park go one place jare.

Jeboy:
I am surprised even Christians view about submission. Except you ain't a true believer yes you can choose otherwise.

Did Paul not liken the relationship between the husband and wife like Jesus to the church. Men should love their wives and be ready to give their life for her while the wife must honour and submit to the husbands.

Dont we as a church submit to Jesus? Did Jesus not love the church even unto death? These things are only hard for you because you think you are woke to live by God's instruction.

My wife schools in Canada and I am here in Nigeria. She shares every of her pay cheque with me as she receives it. She even takes permissiion from me to buy things for herself which I often tell her she doesn't need to.

If you re too woke to live the Christian or Believers life then anything you see in your marriage take it like that. It starts with your commitment to align with God's word

Facts!!! God bless your home Sir.

Super proud of our gals... At the end, When Ananyi (can't remember the spelling, the one with blonde short locks) popped her jersey with both hands saying Naijjaaa, that was quite emotional.... Good luck to all of em'!

kendrick9:
Expected result. No team can beat the US.
It was a mission impossible from the start.
Kudos to the girls and the coach Wakama

Fisherrr!

Really proud of the D'Tigress and the entire coaching crew. We love y'all!

I watched all their games... They really tried. Omo that kalu is a beast! but against this US team? otilor o. My baby A'ja won't allow it happen
D'Tigress really struggled on the rebound, lost a lot of free balls to the opposition. Most of our players ain't as tall as these US girls, so they'll definitely struggle in that area. Oh well, we're surely proud of our girls for getting this far in the competition sha.

MikeofKd:
Pls anyone using 9mobile here ? Has ur sim been working lately ? cus mine is just showing 3g I can't call , I can't receive calls , it's frustrating , I've linked it to my nin countless times.

Yo! that of 9mobile has been restored finally.

capricornlady:
yours is even showing 3g, mine has been on "emergency calls only" since. Can't dial anything or receive anything

Same with mine. Thank God for Airtel, naso I for don dey cutoff from communication totally.

MikeofKd:
Pls anyone using 9mobile here ? Has ur sim been working lately ? cus mine is just showing 3g I can't call , I can't receive calls , it's frustrating , I've linked it to my nin countless times.

Those mofos... I have two 9mobile lines, woke up on Sunday to no network. Went to their office yesterday at Allen (Lagos), they themselves don't even have network and they locked the office for obvious reasons.

yewit37486:
Same with 9mobile. But theirs is not line barring, there is just NO NETWORK even for linked lines.

You're right. Just came back from their office at Allen (Lagos).... They don't even have network themselves.

Omoawoke:
White people are some kind of aliens, with so many weird dramas

Conspiracy theory says they're descendants of the fallen angels.

Mcslize:
This has been one of my concerns as a single guy. As a single guy, I can employ a lady to cook for me, which is something I have been thinking about lately as I find it difficult going to the market to shop for food stuffs.

But my mind is telling me that ladies these days are not honest and sincere. They might cheat you with the money by buying rubbish or run away with the money or still put poison inside food for you to chop and kill you.

Those are the different scenarios that run through my mind that is preventing me from employing a cook.

C'mon bro. No need for all that thought. I have a moderately priced caterer (middle aged responsible woman) who cooks for me from time to time. I giver her 25k and she arranges a pot of vegetable soup for me (about 3ltrs). That might last me btw a week to two. I share them in take away packs and store in the freezer. I make my swallow myself mostly eba (in short always eba, as per its sharp sharp). That's how I run my lunch. Some other days I eat out.

[quote author=JoeEeL post=130728875]That is why I miss Cynthia morgan:


I keep on saying it... Cynthia Morgan is hands down the best female artist outta naija (and even holds her own amongst the top male artists). Total package artist (mad stage presence) plus the bit of weyrey she's gat.

godwon01:
A lot of people are evil in Nigeria. They invoke the rain to come down to spoil the day for Davido.

Broo.... as in it's been raining all day, non-stop. I hope it doesn't disrupt their event.

MatrixCircle:
Well, even if he paid N50M its still small of which I know he didn't not. This amount is what they spend one night in a night club in Los Angeles with a girl friend.

Bro you must be kidding me. I was at LUTH for the most pat of last year and know how much i coughed out. To pay the entire bills @ this teaching hospital will definitely run into hundreds of millions. That ain't a small feat now guy.

jeromestarks:
It is gratifying to fvck a mature pvssy. The pleasure is out of this world mhenn.
A 39 -45 year old pvssy is something else. O boy! The sweetness no be here ooo.

The taste is great too.
Fvck a mature pvssy and you will not want to stand up.

Yo! WTF bro, you just said the exact line my close boss told me last week. I had to check your moniker out... If he might be the one under this name.

Lordpeckxy:
Atleast you should have written the source (The person and the Site).
You can't say it's yours because I have read something very similar on Quora.

Lol... It's not even similar, its the same shii word for word. I'm looking at it as I'm typing so.

NairalandGOAT1:
Honestly, Timaya is highly underrated mehn! This guy is really gifted and can vibe to any genre! All his albums were back-to-back-to-back hits no cap.

And he is good not just career wise but in character as well!

Tuale Egberi Papa 1 of Africa!

Una don start, which one is character as well. Just leave it at ''career wise", you don't know the shii niggas do behind closed doors mehn.

Trippie's music bangs fr tho.... plus he's a lover boy. Ever since his break up with Coi leray, the guy never remained the same. He really thought she was the one.

oglalasioux:
What’s the colour of fraud?

Once people display righteousness on social media be very very wary.

I’m not saying this guy is a fraud but 90% of the time, people carrying church on their heads are dangerous with money and relationships.

Very true! As a street OG with a lot of gospel background/experience, @Jewessgratitud3 you gotta be EXTRA careful with this one. Especially since you've shown him some of your cards. Wish you the best!

Happy Good Friday y'all!
Hitting the strip tonight... wild night ahead mehnn