owaboremmy:

That's what the lab gave me.
Apart from sperm count pls tell me if the result is okay or not

Go and request for the sperm count in millions

That’s the main essence of doing SFA

Can’t say much without the sperm count

owaboremmy:
Good evening, pls kindly explain this result

The result is incomplete

What about the sperm counts in millions

ojun50:
Wetin you snap no get heading

That’s it boss
That’s all
That’s why I’m asking

So I saw this pages on The Nation Newspaper

So I ask, is this news or something because it actually occupies lot of pages on the newspaper

What is the essence

It reads Adverts - Name of Applicant, Family Name, Dev/Undev, Description and Location of Property

Thanks

Cc lawyers leonogu mods all

Samuelchiboy:
How did you get rid of the staphylococcus aureus

It’s quite easy
No worry much
Do a semen culture
Doctor will prescribe drugs (probably two) that are reactive to it.

I know Nigeria won’t be there, that’s why they are mostly amazed when they see a white person.

We are not use to it because foreigners don’t choose come here.

Kingadex60:
I do not know about the island but it's on the mainland actually..... Mushin market or ilé epo... You get fresh leaves on their market day

Okay boss
Thanks

M
Gotten it

Kingadex60:
what's ur location in lag so as to direct you

Lagos island

Kingadex60:
pls after squeezing the ewe abo leaves and mixed with lime, pls did u refrigerate it to be drinking everyday in the morning? I'll be expecting ur response

Please who know where I can get the ewe abo in Lagos

ufotty2001:
Hello Nairalander!!! 5days ago I came across this exact Nairaland page! I have to go through it from beginning to end. It took me 2days to finish reading everything here carefully. After going through everything, something touch me that I should go and do Semen Analysis (FSA).. here is my laboratory report!! Help me to analysis it guys.. thanks!! @Nobody @wemmy01 @abuhaneefah29

This is okay, what’s the complaint?

mbok:
I recently did another SFA, my total count is now 95 million, total motility is 45% though 25 percent are fast swimmers and 15% are sluggish. My morphology is just about 15 percent okay. My questions is that, is this a good result? How can I increase my swimmers to let's say 60%. I used manix with milk for two months. I also used zinc and vitamin E

My wife has hyper prolactin, can cabergolin bring it down within one month to normal level?

What is your sex life like during those period? Like how many release per week or is it like u go on a semen retention mode.

privateme:
I have update: count increased from 4million to 48million after 3 months of taking Manix!

What is your sex life like during those period? Like how many release per week or is it like u go on a semen retention mode.

b0rn2fuck:
back na black, he go just dey see everywhere na him look alike, if he see albino, he go just wow like we dey do too. The same albino we full him country go become surprised for here untop of say he dey feel family vibe

Legend

You still dey nairaland sha

Ride on boss

Omo

Which Glass Cup get filled up first

Even the white knows

Izonedexter:
Rationalization.

bro u still gon feel that guilt.
all u stated above are just defense mechanisms.
nothing i repeat nothing beats the real deal.

“Nothing beat the real deal“ is wrong bro

I just listed out some advantages

More like Real deal > Masturbation 👍

V9er:
You are very correct. Na why you go see boys dey mumu themselves on top woman head. Sometimes I go make mistake text girl wey I no suppose text because of conji she go con use me shine. Fast fast rub one out make your head come back to normal. With the way hookup is everywhere you for see yourself dey spend 20k for night, you go con dey regret am. Something wey if you self-service you go save the money

I swear you get my point

The only bad thing about it is that people tends to abuse it.

I mean some people put it above the real sex
Also some people can’t control it and they will be doing it two to three times a day,
Just like they abuse alcohol and weed
At the end of the day they will say life is doing them instead of make them man up, take responsibility and control themselves.
I do masturbate myself but I never do it for pleasure rather to clear my head and ease my sexual tension and immediately after I do press up.

Even my gf no dey use me do shakara as I dey so.

Lemos14:


Shatap it's your hobby nobody is condemning you

Okay

Now rest

Onyiiobi7735:
The Op's greatest problem is SEX, while the problem of normal people with their brain intact is how to develop themselves socioeconomically and see Nigeria become the nation of our dreams.
It still baffles me to know that it is sex related problems that will definitely send many to their untimely grave, because obsession with it blocks the brain of the person from thinking clearly.
The way many on this forum carry sex matter on the head,you will think there is a grand prize given for it..
It's people like the Op that go overseas and instead of judiciously using the opportunity, commit sexual crimes up and down.

WTF bro

Dey calm down

It is just an opinion nothing serious

Besides Sex and Procreation is part of why we are created on earth
It is the reason you are here today
it is also multi billion industry
Let’s not deceive ourselves.
People do it everyday

Also I am doing fine over here

Onyiiobi7735:

Wonderful! It is really a wonder that many Nigerian youths have nothing in their brain except sex issues.Sex is their headache,day in day out.They can't focus or think of something socioeconomically useful and self developing.
I won't be surprised if I see a topic tagged " advantages of homosexuality,advantages of anal sex with a woman".
This generation is gradually wallowing in sexual depravity.

Bro be nice

Lemos14:
Nobody dey argue with you before now...continue your hobby

Lol it is not a hobby

As you can see my other comment below

wemmy01:
As you can see I ended it with “it will ease temporary sexual tension” because at the end of the day thinking long term we still need the females for the real sex and procreation.

But I maintained MASTURBATION IS NOT BAD.

As you can see I ended it with “it will ease temporary sexual tension” because at the end of the day thinking long term we still need the females for the real sex and procreation.

But I maintained MASTURBATION IS NOT BAD.

Masturbation is bad yah 😫 yah😩 yah😩. Now everybody says that but as we know whatever has a disadvantage also has some advantages.

Infact I will say it is good to jerk off once in a while if you feel like.
So far you can still carry out with your daily activities and most importantly (if you still have the energy to do press up immediately after the act)
What I mean is that so far you do not feel degenerate, degraded or a weak vessel who is lazy to stand up and do some other things.

Advantage of Masturbation includes you being STD free.
It is cheap:
It is fast and you tends to move on with some other things
It makes you focus temporarily easing your sexual tension konji
And So on.

Don’t give her any money

BrightShine:


Please what did you use to cure your Staph aureus my test results says im having Staph aureus. pls help me.

Thanks

I met a doctor
I took the test
He prescribed two sensitive drugs to the staph in my own case
I used it for two weeks
I added vitamin c and Moringa seed to my medication ( available in Jumia)
Did the test again three weeks after I finished my medications

Fahdiga:
Tinubu's desperate ambition has destroyed Nigeria beyond redemption.

How? He has not yet even been sworn in

Luiz321:
how much did you get this done Op Nd where?

#4000 in Lagos.

Banilla:
Likely the op's fault?

How boss? I do not have control over it naa. What do u suggest I do or take.

Did another test

wemmy01:
Kindly help decode this Semen Fluid Anakysis result

Thanks

Cc: all, santagelo25, miraclebaby, mamakendra, praisefulmum, mannycrown

I did another semen fluid analysis and thank God no Staph aureus infection or bacteria detected but the thing the result seems poor. Can anybody prescribe something I can use to correct this measure.

Please lawyer in the house, is it advisable to move into a new apartment before signing the agreement or after?

Moving into a new apartment without signing any agreement, does it favour the Landlord or the tenant.

What does Nigerian law denote.

What in the case the landlord refuse to prepare any tenancy agreement?

Thanks
Cc: all
Cc: lawyer

Saltsea:

Bro treat your staph aureus first
Very important
Stay away from sex or anything that will make you release.
Goodluck