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My neighbour's sallah ram disappeared yesterday night!

This morning, i found blood at the back of another neighbour's apartment!

Could it have trickled down while an animal was being slaughtered?

It looks like they're even frying pieces of fresh meat at the moment oh!

Should i go into their apartment and ask them if the meat they're frying is from the ram that we have all been looking for?

it is my business, right?

Barka da sallah friends!

After the recently held Forbes party, the unveiling of the top richest animals in the world, year 2019.

An event that had in attendance the likes of Bingo Gates( Bill Gates' dog), Catty Buffett (Warren Buffett's Cat), Snake Jambo ( the snake that swallowed 36million naira kept in JAMB's vault), Honourable Monkey Chow ( Monkey that was famous for swallowing 70million naira belonging to Northern senators), Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla( The Gorilla that swallowed 9.8millon naira at Kano zoo), amongst others.

One of our correspondents had an exclusive interview with Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla and this is what he had to say:

Reporter: Congratulations Mr. Kano Gorilla , wow!!! you made the Forbes list this year, how does this feel sir?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Thank you, wow!!! I'm still pinching myself, wow!!! i still can't believe this is real, i feel great, i would like to thank the almighty God and the "Kano zoo management board" for changing my story , from eating rotten bananas to becoming a millionaire , walahi they almost ended my life with rotten bananas in that zoo

Reporter: I'm happy for you sir, but then, the world would like to know how you were able to achieve this feat sir, how did you do it?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla: You saw Sister Snake Jambo tonight , she's the one who handles JAMB's vault, and my very good friend, Honourable Monkey Chow, he's the one who represents us in the national assembly, we have a community of rats stationed in Mr. President's office too, these guys were the ones who inspired me, i worked hard and i was patient too, I'm glad it worked out eventually.

Reporter: could you shed some light on your future plans ("Next level" sir, do you intend to run for a political office anytime soon?


Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Oh well, "Next level " is already here , and I've just been offered a polical appointment, our state is very juicy sir , we have dollars, remember? you should visit sometimes.

Reporter: do you intend to give back to the society sir, an NGO or a foundation perhaps?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Oh definitely, we are already looking into that

Reporter : Do you have a message or two for your friends abroad, sir?

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : Yes, please come home! You will make it here, as long as you know how to swallow, we are allergic to bananas over here , if it is not money, we are not swallowing!

Reporter : Thank you for your time Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla.

Mr. Kano Zoo Gorilla : You're welcome and please swallow this 50,000 thousand naira , you'll need it for fuel on your way.

R