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Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff: Complete List Of 481 Band A Areas In Nigeria by westlius(m): 10:44am On Apr 08
LOL
Igwurutali wey dey get light five times in a month dey Band A.
Lol
Business / Re: Breaking: List Of Loan Apps Backlisted By CBN: by westlius(m): 2:36pm On Apr 07
SupaBoy:



They no call you tire and even curse?
Na easy moni call me
I block all there numbers
Also ur whatssap number block any contact not saved in ur contact to view ur status
Travel / Re: Pelumi Nubi, Driving From London To Lagos, Arrives Nigeria After 68 Days by westlius(m): 2:31pm On Apr 07
DeAnonymousGuy:


No vex for us. I go come next week.
I go follow u go the church oo

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Business / Re: Breaking: List Of Loan Apps Backlisted By CBN: by westlius(m): 8:48am On Apr 07
Aurelius1:
Won't opay blacklist your account?
Na
I never pay since 3 month now
Money dey my opay account
Dey can't touch it bcus Opay uses verve card which needs OTP.
Its not Opay giving d money
Business / Re: Breaking: List Of Loan Apps Backlisted By CBN: by westlius(m): 7:57pm On Apr 06
If u get Opay account
Go there borrow money for easy moni
Dem go first give u 4k
To pay in a month
Pay am
Then den go land u 57k
To pay in 3 month
Japa from dere
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy :internal Control Officer by westlius(m): 11:27am On Apr 05
damitalk:
1. Job Title: Internal Control Officer
Job Description
Implement and manage an effective legal compliance program.
Advise management on the company’s compliance with laws and regulations through detailed reports.
Create and manage effective action plans in response to audit discoveries and compliance violations.
Regularly audit company procedures, practices, and documents to identify possible weaknesses or risks.
Assess company operations to determine compliance risk.
Ensure all employees are educated on the latest regulations and processes.
Resolve employee concerns about legal compliance.
Implement and manage an effective legal compliance program.
Develop and review company policies relating to internal control, compliance & integrity.
Evaluate regulatory compliance program.
Qualifications
Bachelor’s degree in finance & accounting.
2 – 3 years’ proven experience as internal control & compliance officer.
Good knowledge of legal requirements and procedures.
Brilliant oral and written communication skills.
Highly-data analytical skills with good knowledge of advanced excel.

Application Closing Date
9th April, 2024.
How to Apply

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: kinboboye@yahoo.com using the Job Title as the subject of the mail.

Please whats the location
Politics / Re: After Seeing The Renovated 3rd Mainland Bridge, I Can Only Call Fashola Wicked by westlius(m): 10:08pm On Apr 04
The only tin killing Nigeria is tribalism
If IGBO/YORUBA/HAUSA act as 1
We will b great

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Politics / Re: Gov Fubara Receives Wike's Royal Father, Eze Oha Apara Kingdom On Solidarity Vis by westlius(m): 8:06pm On Apr 04
BondRiv:
A government of propaganda. Keep wasting your time fighting a battle you can't win.
Who can win a gov controlling more dan 800billion yearly if not God.
Wike has failed because all LGA are sim-ed
No god fatherism in South south

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Career / Re: What Happened In An Interview I Attended Today. by westlius(m): 4:39pm On Apr 04
James4358:
I needed a remote Job to add up to my 9-5, To enable me meet up with the current economic realities. Then i got wind of this Job through a friend that'll require me to work from any location, the pay too was good.
Then came the interview day which was 10am today. I hurriedly took my bath & reported to my current place of work waiting for 9am so i can take permission & run to the interview venue.
Getting to the interview venue, the receptionist ushered me into the HR's office were i met two ladies & a man. Just less than 5minutes into the interview which was going well... & Boom... I gave a vry loud fart,.. God! My love for beans has finaly finished me.
The smell was so powerful that the AC Couldnt be of help. That was how i was urshered out of the office. I came out with mixed feelings & had to go home from there.
My love for beans had gotten me this setback. I'm back in search for another opportunity.
Sabinus suppose recuit u oo
u too funny

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Romance / Re: Single Mother Secretly Sleeps With Baby Daddy After Kicking Out The Provider by westlius(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03
ivolt:
He is lucky he didn't marry her.
He would have been hooked with child support for the next 18 years.
Maybe he no dey nack her well
For woman to go back to a man that abandoned her

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Politics / Re: Dollar Crash: Wamakko Tasks Traders On Compassion by westlius(m): 8:37pm On Apr 03
Our business men are so funny, as dollars was rising, even people who had old stock follow increase there price.
Now dollars is dropping
Story don change.
I wish Nigerian can neglect some commodities like Indomie, they will b forced to crash price due to low demand
Politics / Re: Navy Hands 8 Suspects With N3 Billion Worth Of Stolen Crude To EFCC by westlius(m): 8:33pm On Apr 03
Zxcvbnmghtr:
The kind of corruption in this Nigeria ehn. I experienced something today. You see, all of my car tyres are brand new, hence I don't have problems with any for months. I have this vulcanizer who have not touched my tyres for a very long time but today. I had a flat tire, and so I called the vulcanizer. He sent one of his apprentice instead, a very young boy of around 12 years old. So, when he finished I gave him to give his oga's fee of #1,000 plus a bonus of another #1,000 to his oga, because it's been so long since he touched my tyres then I gave the boy #200 dash. Guess what he gave his boss?! #500. While he kept the rest. I got to know because I asked his boss. grin

Hahaha your talk make me dey laf
U see this life, we are greedy.
Y not give ur oga 1k and hold 1k
Say d costomer dashed him for lunch/dinner

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Politics / Re: I Am Only Respecting Tinubu. If You Dare Me, I Will Surprise You - Fubara by westlius(m): 8:02pm On Apr 03
As it stands now wike only control is few section of obio-akpo, and phalga few section
All regions are Sim-ed

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Career / Re: Ways You Can Avoid Being Used By Selfish Nigerian Employers by westlius(m): 4:34pm On Apr 03
PointZerom:


Soon you'll be buying fuel and putting on the generator grin grin
haha
Career / Re: Ways You Can Avoid Being Used By Selfish Nigerian Employers by westlius(m): 4:31pm On Apr 03
Iamgrey5:
Normal package of one man business.

u correct
Career / Re: Ways You Can Avoid Being Used By Selfish Nigerian Employers by westlius(m): 4:09pm On Apr 03
Thanks for these update

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Properties / Re: An Apartment For Rent by westlius(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02
popo1494:
Don’t you know you have to put contact for prospects
No mind am no location too
Crime / Re: Policemen On Patrol Refused To Go After Kidnappers In Enugu State (video) by westlius(m): 7:51pm On Apr 02
adecz:
grin


Police are on highway duty to tax innocent
motorists, not to risk their lives entering
bush to chase dangerous kidnappers❗️❗️😁😁😁


Maybe dem no even get bullet inside
their guns sef..
Guy u said my mind

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Politics / Re: DCP Gbolahan Oyedemi Found Hanging Dead In His House After Easter by westlius(m): 2:19pm On Apr 02
Rip to the dead
Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by westlius(m): 2:14pm On Apr 02
Successlane:


Lazy youth
Speaking broken English means lazy in ur dictionary?
Romance / Re: Man Displays Bride's Traditional Wedding Gifts From Her Family (photos, Video) by westlius(m): 7:06am On Apr 02
Thats good one

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Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by westlius(m): 7:34pm On Apr 01
Jewessgratitud3:


Lol.. so if you're in an interview with a board of directors and they ask you a question you will respond in Pidgin?
Hahaha u don catch me

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Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by westlius(m): 6:02pm On Apr 01
Jewessgratitud3:



Is pidgin your language?

Okay use that expression in Pidgin. Say it in Pidgin.
I will use the Op words in pigin
Me I mostly use offhead e.g I know this book offhead,most times I hear people saying offhand... please which of them is correct.


I sabi the book wella like ABC

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Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by westlius(m): 5:45pm On Apr 01
Jewessgratitud3:


Is he going to communicate with you in his dialect? Or is it everyone that understands his dialect?
Use pigin

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Religion / Re: See The Gift I Got For Acting As Jesus On Easter(pic) by westlius(m): 5:44pm On Apr 01
Testiebobo:
See the gift 🎁 I got for acting as Jesus on Easter. I just opened the envelope that the church gave me, and I saw this 😜🤑. Am so proud of it 💁🏼‍♂️
Omo use am play bet9ja 2odd

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Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by westlius(m): 5:40pm On Apr 01
Omo speak broken or your dielect
No b you invent English

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Health / Re: Woman Seen Smoking Shisha Through Nose Leaves Viewers Astonished by westlius(m): 3:14pm On Apr 01
Na dem go say
My past don matter
See person mama

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Crime / Re: Angry Bike Men Killed A Bike Thief In Front Of Where I Stay. by westlius(m): 3:12pm On Apr 01
God go really help us for this country
We don't value life atall
Politics / Re: Who Else Has Received This? by westlius(m): 11:31am On Apr 01
No be only Ben na Benjamin
Politics / Re: FG To Sell Three Presidential Jets by westlius(m): 8:15am On Apr 01
Good move but would have sold 7 and keep 3 instead

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 31st March 2024 by westlius(m): 4:14pm On Mar 31
Jeje247:
We all know arsenal. You don't
No worry
Arsenal go shock u in a positive way by winning the 3 points

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