₦airaland Forum

APOPTOSIS:
Never Call GOD...on this matter.
The world is designed to allow people to choose who governs them.
IF 80% of Nigerians decide today that they would make a woman president, the chances of such coming to pass will almost be 💯. Therefore keep God out of your mess

The Leaders humans choose are products of same environment in which the electorates will be exercising their rights at the ballot.

A society with 85% of Fools will always stand a higher statistical chance of offering idiots their highest offices.

So, please keep God out of it

My dear it won't work
As long as Nigerians remain broke and hungry, politicians will always have there way in politics

Omo local all d way

SINisSIN:
You are worrying over nothing and unfortunately, your wife is not reasonable at all. Tell them to keep them.

Something of this happened when we newly married, my wife and our kids went to their family house for Xmas and after like 2 weeks, she still not planning when they will be returning home.

Exactly three weeks, I called her babe if by 5pm tmwr, you are not back to this house with our kids, just continue your stay in your mama house.

Mother in law called me, what is it now? Why are you threatening your wife. I said you can keep her ma.

You can guess who was at the door as early as 10am the following day.

U na guy man I swr

MrBrownJay1:
its either desperation OR madness... btw, the above character is what EVERY SINGLE MEN DESIRE IN A WIFE (also known as the PERFECT WIFE) and yet most cant find all of these skills/attributes in ONE person. but hey, good luck in your search nevertheless!

Yea

GOFRONT:
This one need urgent wife......He would soon get an urgent Paternity fraud.

Hahaha

But when I see the list, thats the basic tin a lady should possess. Other things are secondary

The funny post i saw on sunday

akinmobola2019:
7kg lg front loader dryer for lundary 120k

Changer over 25k

Juice mixer 25k

Samsung 1and half hp split ac 130k

220mah wet cell battery use for 2 yrs 150k

Wonder core for six pack 100k

2.5kav inverter with 200 mah battery for sale can work for 2days price 900k

Used battery 200mah 230k

New wet cell battery 220 mah 290k

1kav inverter with battery 400k

Inveter battery use toks and new one available

2 month use solar power with panel 120k

Dvr 5 port 100k

Panasonic indoor ac only 1and half hp 18k

X box 360 with pad 60k

Mac air 2012 not coming up 100k

Mac pro 2007 not coming up 100k swap allow

Big photocopy machine for business center 420k

I pad mini 70k

Shoe 46 and 45 15k original uk bought them and discover is too big swap allow with phone ,

Treamil big 210k

Di photocopy machine 380k

Water dispenser 45k

Water teatment plant 2.100k each

Hand dryer 25k

Insect killer machine 18k

Rice cooker 18k

2,6 inverter with 36v 150k

3.6 inverter with 48k 200k

3000 wat stabilizer for 68k

Media split ac 1 and half hp 120k

Dvr 80k

1 terabyte hard drive 60k

Panasonic land phone 15k

X box 360 65k

Ps 3 150g 90k

Mini i pad 32g 60k

Traveling box 40k

Paper shredder 85k

New canon printer 35k

Fuse box for charging business 40k

Mini laptop 45k

Toys for kids

Inverter 1000wat with 200mah battery 450k

Inverter 1000wat with 100mah battry 380k

Inverter 10000 wat with 60 mah battry 350k

Pls and pls serious buyer only if you are not ready just ignore pls

New printer 35k

08022219777 whatapp no 08026267624. Serious buyer pls

Location

Kernalboy:
the interest choke me for neck

Those guys are crazy.
The truth b say dem go find u
U would have borrowed below 100k

IMMUNO1:
That one with burial fundraising are already normal. We are currently battling with birthday fundraising.

Birthday fundraising na women dey do am na

Ziggyblaze:
A pair of Zebra(male and female) available for sale
Please only serious and ready buyers should call or chat me
price 32m
08037051979

u can also reach me for any exotic pet you need, Ostrich, hyena, peacocks, antelop,rams e.t.c

32 meters don reach me build house oo
Watin person won use zebra do

maasoap:
And the foolishh Abia state residents kept voting for the party? If the tsunami of Obi had not swept through the south east, they would have still returned PDP to power instead of another party. Shame on the Abia residents

Abia state wasn't voting for PDP, the governors manipulated inec, if not for that Inec woman who stood her ground, PDP would still use backdoor to claim the seat just as the governors in Imo, Enugu, calabar and ebonyi state

gerrardomendes:
I hate Nigeria police. I have no pity for them

I hate them like mad

Drinking hot beer in hot sun hmmm

Some one is dead and pro wike lawmakers says inec acknowledges it, death cannot be hidden so anybody can write on it.
Rumors now in PH is the Wike lawmakers wants to come back to PDP
They are now politically dead in Rivers state politics.
Let new young vibrant people take there place

Death

weyreypey:
Men of integrity cannot remain with the circus clown called Fubara

Can you swear on there behave they are men of integrity

2shure:
Ole. I've told u its no more factory standard,toks standard .its now scrap. BTW the real value of this car be it cng or pms is 4m.u always inflate car prices way beyond your destiny.no sane person will buy it for even 5m.how much be glk ,how much be venza.
Dillusional knucklehead

Abeg preach more sense to him

fergie001:
I still want to know why those lawmakers defected. Whomever okayed that decision played a smart one on them.

Wike wanted to prove to the presidency he controls Rivers politics not knowing he shot himself in the leg.
I feel for the former speaker Martins, the gov will let him no there is power with the sit of a giv.

Did u tif d phone
Wey u can't upload
Tell us we won't tell anybody
Or Nairalanders will u?

BondRiv:
Incompetent governor who has nothing to offer. Get out of that office, you ingrate.

Check urself well baba

Prinzton:
Download the grey app on store and follow all procedures to create an account.

thanks can i fund grey with my Nigerian bank acc

jahsharon:
DSP Alams was impeached. Come with another story

that was because the presidency was directly involved with his removal, this case scenario is different

jahsharon:
Day go soon break.


Olusegun Obasanjo called Rashidi Ladoja and advised him not to fight his godfather Lamido Adedibu, but Ladoja refused to hear, minority legislators impeached Ladoja and the IGP withdraw the Police and SSS protection that Ladoja had as governor, that was the end of Solomon Gandhi. Ladoja deputy was sworn in as governor. It took two years for the Court to reinstall Ladoja.

In the same manner, President Tinubu has called Sum Fubara not to fight his godfather Nyezom Wike the wicked one, but Rivers Elders and internet warriors said Fubara should wrestle both Tinubu and Wike to the ground. They even pretend that they don't know that Nyezom Wike has majority at the Assembly. When the majority Assembly sits anywhere in Nigeria and impeach Sim Fubara, the IGP will withdraw Police and SSS protection that Fubara has, and his deputy will be sworn in with Police, SSS, and Soldiers protection. Let's see the soldiers that Rivers Elders and internet warriors will bring out. Haven't you all noticed that Sim Fubara's deputy has been silent, just like Ladoja deputy then, and Akinwunmi Ambode's deputy.

My dear, which of the South South state gov was impeached.
Oven our beloved president Tinubu don't take all lagos state resources al by himself, if not he would have been fought since, the political slot is being shared by Tinubu, APC chieftains and the Gov.
But in wike case he took all.
Example of lagos state, The deputy gov of lagos state was never Tinubu candidate but fashola

Prinzton:
Search for the AliExpress thread on the business section and learn the ropes.

You can't pay using any Nigerian debit card except a dollar based card from your bank or any of the fintechs like grey, chipper cash etc but at black market rate.

How does grey work
Whats the process

Update us Op

Putindbutt:
Look at Bitter Obi headless mob pressing the like button for Abuja landlord to leave. very bitter people.

Na u buy fone for us wey u go tell us where to press

what of which the tenant properties are damaged due to licking zinc and the landlord feels reluctant to fix the zinc

Send them a mail again with that date copy cbn complainant unit, what them relay u ASAP.
I did that to access bank and within 24 hours my case was fixed

JethroOU:
I beg teach me. I dey stay PH

Zero 8 zero 8 5 four 5 6 seven zero two

Solofresh2:
Ask her if she likes you. How do you expect us to know what's on her mind
If she say make you steal kiss,steal am na

U said my mind
He should allow one night with an alpha male in Nairaland, then the alpha can tell us more about the lady

Most times how you plan for an interview may play out differently.
My was done 6yrs ago and d question was this.
I applied for an Account/store Officer position in a construction coy. The general manager asked me if you are posted to the creek (most youth are militant) and one day youths barricade your office and demand 500k cash from you as settlement, what will you do.
I had a dip breath and said I know most youth are on hard drug before they act violently, so what I will do is to work on there psycho to know the problem.
They all laffed(examiners) and they ask if I smoke or drink for me to know they are on high drugs.
I kept calm and told them I drink only water.
And to cut the long story I got the job