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This dude playing 4d chess embodies the ethos of the thread: twitter dot com/i/status/2110172464101670995. While other examples are dominated by apprehensive law breakers, the man in the link above embraces the theme literally, wholeheartedly

When you think of it, it's actually a cost effective escape route. He neither has to hire a hitman nor subject himself to chemicals that cause gradual recession of life and the attendant mess that must be cleaned up by his guardian, or turn his caretaker into an undertaker. Or endure the excruciating agony while being squashed to a paste smeared on asphalt or rail tracks. With this method, he's briskly extinguished by assassins immune to prosecution, without burdening neighbours with the morbid sanitation of bundling his remains. Brilliant, by every standard if you ask me

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Unrelated, and yes, I recall admonishing you not to dabble into political matters, but if you can make out the time, try read this article: twitter dot com/iOccupyNigeria/status/2107008991834292480. Heads up, it's lengthy but I found several portions of it hilarious, and suspect you might enjoy it as well; not as much for its substance as for the literature. I know where you stand and will be disappointed but not surprised if you not only dismiss the vision espoused but condemn and clamour for the author's immediate capture, detention and eradication. Unfortunately for you, the article is attributed to an ai so you'd have a digital entity to contend with

It's also sad that the sequence will never unfold in this timeline. It can merely abide in the figment of every rational Nigerian's imagination because neither the righteous human vectors nor bookkeeping described in the prose have materialised into patriotic veterans adequately motivated to emulate their theatric counterparts. Nevertheless, it's an entertaining template

^^^ village people green with envy must have dispatched the cops as two factor authentication in the event the ghastly accident refused to claim his life. I wonder what backup calamities would have been deployed to supplement. Perhaps a leviathan creature would have risen from that stream to consume him whole. If he managed to extricate himself from its jaws, a natural disaster or rocket missile would detonate directly overhead, razing all life and infrastructure to cinder