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2dugged:
make I shift, oya siddon

thanks. God bless you.. omo, this ur mat set oo..

which is higher/bigger, $1 or #1

is wizkid Ayo balogun?

khalhokage:
No, I no gree, go back.

k

947 when you try to know if there's light in a naked wire by putting it on ur tongue

947 when you try to know if there's light in a naked wire by putting it on ur tongue

Bluehawk:
too much magi and pepper

not true

lhawarl1:
What do you mean?

I don't understand that statement too

2dugged:
make I spread my mat here incase lalasticlala carry am reach fp

can I join you??

khalhokage:

can I join you??

project fame has lost it.. not like before..the final result is being influenced.. pls don't criticise me, just saying what I observed.
another is most of them don't really blow or last like those that didn't go tru project fame, Nigeria idols n the like..
just saying

beautiful232:
Thanks

nice profile pix

Iamlordgee:
I'm sharing this because it is thought-provoking..
"My Dear Nigerian Youths", by Prof. Isa.
I am very angry and that is why I am addressing
you.
You are the source of my anger and I want to
vent my spleen- maybe not at you directly- but at
the arrogance of your ignorance.
You sit in front of a computer and rant all day
through social media but with every click, you
make money - not for yourself - but for Mark
Zuckerberg (Facebook).
With every megabyte of data you spend
complaining and maligning, you make stupendous
bucks for Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.
Over the next two years, the number of Nigerian
millionaires will jump by 47% but most likely you
will not be among because you are too busy
whining and complaining. And yet about 60% of
Nigeria’s 170m population are below 35 years.
Oh, what a waste! By the way, Mark Zuckerberg
was 19 when he started Facebook.
Africa’s youngest billionaire, Ashish Thakkar, is
31. He escaped from the Rwandan genocide and
relocated to Uganda where he started an IT
business.
Collin Thornton, who made his millions by fixing
bad computers and setting up Dial-a-Nerd, is 35.
Adam Horowitz, an 18-year-old entrepreneur,
started 30 websites in 3 years before he became
successful.
The only thing you have ever started is an online
petition. Have you heard of Jason Njoku? He’s 33
and the founder of Iroko TV. He received $8m
investment into his company just a few years
ago. What he does? Sharing the same Nollywood
films that you spend hours to watch online. He
didn’t just hang around waiting for Buhari to
make something happen or blaming Jonathan for
not making anything happen.
Kamal Budhabhatti was deported from Kenya but
while on the flight, he thought of the
opportunities in Kenya. He found his way back
after 6 months and today his company is valued
at $30m. He’s 36.
Have you heard of Chinedu Echeruo? Apple just
paid $1b for his app. He’s a Nigerian like you and
all he did was attempt to fix a problem. But for
you, the only thing you attempt to fix are your
nails- and your hairdo! Chinedu moved to New
York in 1995 and found it difficult to navigate the
city with ease so he developed HopStop to fix
the problem.
Stop listing all the problems - we know them
already but what are you doing about them?
Awolowo was 37, Akintola was 36, Ahmadu Bello
was 36, Tafawa Balewa was 34, Okotie-Eboh was
27 and Enahoro was 27 at the time of
independence of Nigeria.
In 1966, the first coup was led by Kaduna
Nzeogwu (29) and stopped by Murtala
Mohammed (28), TY Danjuma (28), IBB (25),
Sanni Abacha (23) and Shehu Yar'adua (23).
It brought in Yakubu Gowon as Head of State at
32 and Olusegun Obasanjo at 29.
You are in your 40s and you still sag your
trousers.
Of course, you know Linda Ikeji. You’ve spent
hundreds of hours on her blog laughing and
commenting while she smiles her way to the
bank.
She’s just built a house for her father in the
village- just by you clicking on her gossip and
sharing.
Your day is not complete without a stop by at
her blog. She was as broke as you are but she
turned a hobby into a business.
Are you that void of understanding?
You think those politicians have any regard for
you?
That is why I referred to the arrogance of your
ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe.
You have a false estimation of yourself. You
have an over bloated ego.
You are only as good as an election ticket - pure
and simple. You are only good to be used and
discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a
used ballot paper anyway? That is why they only
remember you every four years.

nice but is ur name on the success list?

better n making Nigeria proud than able Olympians.. unfortunately, Nigeria govt no care or send them

A South African court has jailed a woman for 10 years for kidnapping a baby from her hospital bed 19 years ago and raising her as her own. The 51-year-old woman was arrested in 2015 after people noticed an uncanny resemblance between the girl, Zephany Nurse, and another girl at school. DNA tests carried out by police then proved that the two girls were sisters. Judge John Hlophe told the defendant she had "betrayed" Zephany by her actions. No winners in tragic case Africa Live: More updates on this and other African stories The kidnapped girl's biological parents, Celeste and Morne Nurse, called her Zephany, but the name she grew up with has not been revealed to protect her identity. The convicted woman has also not been named for similar reasons. Local media have previously reported that Zephany does not wish to have a relationship with her biological parents and considers the woman who kidnapped her as her mother. She has decided to continue living with her abductor's husband, whom she grew up believing to be her father. Outside the court, Zephany's biological grandmother Marilyn said she was not happy with the length of the sentence, but hoped that the family would now have a chance to bond and form a relationship with Zephany. The judge told the accused she had had "all the time in the world" to return the child but had chosen not to. Annual local media coverage of the parents' birthday celebrations for their missing baby daughter meant that there was no way the defendant could not have known they were still looking for her, he said. He also said her decision to plead not guilty and portray herself as a victim in the affair counted against her. Bittersweet victory: Pumza Fihlani, BBC News, South Africa It is a story that has gripped South Africa, but now finally has some form of closure. The 52-year old woman convicted of kidnapping Zephany Nurse watched stone-faced as the judge handed down his sentence. Members of the Nurse family and the family of the accused packed the Cape Town courthouse. Delivering his ruling, Judge Hlope criticised the woman for lying to the court during the trial. He dismissed as "a fairytale" her claim that the baby girl had been handed to her by another woman at a railway station. The soft-spoken seamstress raised Zephany as her own, just a few kilometres from the home of her biological parents. The Nurse family's victory in court is bittersweet. The woman responsible for Zephany's kidnap may be behind bars, but their daughter has decided to continue living with the husband of the woman who kidnapped her.
source : www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37082263
cc: lalasticlala

STFUareyouG0d:
I doubt

do you still ve doubts now? I don't know why ppl don't appreciate their own thing..

Flashh:
[color=#000033]They are well educated, dressed very decent and still got responsible men for marriage. Not those illiterates wearing uncovered rags thinking that's the best way to get a good husband.

Happy married life.[/color]

pls tell them oo..let them know its not by exposing their zaggin b**bs online or wearing rags will get them good hussy

mommysgirl:
Where una dey oooooo??

Cc Katerine7 LMAyedun Labienyce Make una come ooo For the whatsapp group..... kindly drop ur numbers

07033646668

mhizposh:
add up 7AAFF87F,matured peeps only

can I add?

pls I'm using mobistel, cynuf 7.. it shows me at times that unfortunately Twitter as stopped working or any other app n the app won't open..it won't even show the app icon very well on my phone , it'll show an Android diagram..it always happens I think when I move my app to memory card but my phone no get enough memory that when I want to download from Apps store, it tells me insufficient memory, that I shld delete some unused app..


pls help

twilliamx:
That second pic though..lady on the left looks like her makeup was done at the mortuary..

very true..

NwaNimo1:
So many look like ghosts...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4015321_13743357899829033462097817245707n_jpeg13ca045c70d7ef2111e263ee04e40964

not look like, they are ghost..white like edihot

TellingItAsItIs:
Over bleached and over made up women everywhere

masquerade

Feranchek:
Na dia way

85 percent of the females in those pictures are irritating!!! Bleach and make ups really don't KILL dia beauty finish.

This is really annoying to see.

all of them sef..look like cartoon

Both clubs had to train away from the Bird's Nest stadium on Sunday

Manchester derby in China off after heavy rain leaves pitch unplayable
The pre-season game in China between Manchester United and Manchester City has been called off because heavy rain has left the pitch unplayable. The surface at the Bird's Nest stadium in Beijing was described as "bad" by United boss Jose Mourinho on Sunday. And before the game was called off, City boss Pep Guardiola said his main hope was for players to avoid injury. Both City and United said "tournament organisers and clubs" decided to cancel the match at the 2008 Olympic Stadium. Rain had fallen overnight and there were forecasts of more heavy rain on Monday. The clubs' planned training sessions were switched away from the stadium on Sunday to the Olympic Sports Centre, about a mile away. The fixture cancellation capped a chaotic 24 hours for the Red Devils. Manager Mourinho's planned news conference had to be scrapped as too many people tried to get into a room which was deemed too small and too hot. And a plane carrying some of the players had to make an unscheduled stop in Tianjin, around 160km from Beijing, as storms hit the Chinese capital. United will leave Beijing to return to Manchester later on Monday as planned, while City are due to fly to Shenzhen on Tuesday for Thursday's game against Borussia Dortmund.

Tolexander:
A real Photoshop!

how are we all sure its Photoshop?

cozy7:
1. How did he handle students' note that appear in those big "6 in one" notebooks n therefore hardly begin a particular course from d first page in d notebook?
2. How abt those who write with a terrible writing that even they themselves who wrote it can't read?
3. Then there are those who simply write with d highest level of abbreviation I've we've ever seen. They shorten everything, including 2 letter words. So only them can decrypt it.
4. We still hv those who write in one note n then complete it in a totally different note.
5. Hoever, I've seen some students who write with their laptops n tablets. Some use recorder, so they always playback d lectures rather than read.
6. Not to forget that most of us buy notes n just don't write your name on it, even wen we do, we barely write our real names as known by d sch mgt.

U say a PROF will go through all these by himself? Lolz! Plz move that statement to d jokes section, its not possible for him to go through all d students note n then make them too. Haba!

guess you know my lecturer pass me..thanks..you can help me move it to the joke section

JeffreyJamez:
Ignore it.. .it's a scam message,

scam of life

Dotwillis1:
I got this picture from a whatsapp group, and I find it cool to share.


When a mathematician is hired to teach english

but she's right