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Romance › Re: One Thing You Need To Do That Will Make A Girl To Chase You by wheesin(m): 6:12am On Aug 21, 2015

SUGARBEE:
Senseless post..

How can he play hard to get when we don't even know if he exists or not?

you are a typical example of what we are talking about.. just admit it that trick will get you off guard, make you loose your bra and take off your gstring and get you in bed with me. cool

i promise you..i will keep haunting you.. till you agree the trick works

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Romance › Re: Amazing Things You Never Knew You Could Do With The Male Sperm by wheesin(op): 5:56am On Aug 21, 2015

Czar01:
I am a guy, but strangely I also felt disgusted from seeing that

you should be ashamed of yourself angry

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 9:30pm On Aug 20, 2015

Torilo:
My name is Torilo, I thank God for his faithfulness upon my life.
I am wishing all the aspirants in the house success in their admission.
I was an aspirant last year too but to the glory of God am now a student of Unilorin.
God is always faithful even after four years of me applying he finally answered my prayer last year and even gave me double blessings
I'm just encouraging everyone in the house to have faith in God and don't always forget that God always want the best for everyone,
Believe in him and he will see you through!
I love you all!!!!

All my Ogas in the house I salute ooooooooooooo

See you in school in some weeks to come.

I remember you. Last year we battled it out together with Unilorin. But immediately after victory, u disappeared.. u never came back for thanksgiving undecided

Romance › Amazing Things You Never Knew You Could Do With The Male Sperm by wheesin(op): 8:25pm On Aug 20, 2015

1)Skin Care: grin

Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning(you can’t make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services.

2). Cooking: lipsrsealed

Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes.

3).Painting: cool

Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own semen.

4)Invisible ink:

Back during World War I, the British secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was “making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University.” Rumor at the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor).

5). Anti-depressant for women grin

Another potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to s3m3n were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on accmount of mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vag!na — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, “there’s good in this goo”

6) Ovulation control grin

: A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it’s the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance,and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it’s very possible that semen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.

source link : http://todaygossipz..in/2015/08/here-are-amazing-things-you-dint-know.html

cccc c.c lalasticlala

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Celebrities › Re: Video::boko-haram Fighters Are Fleeing From The Nigerian Troops In Sambisa by wheesin(m): 8:00am On Aug 20, 2015

There is a convulsing mad man above me undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:43pm On Aug 19, 2015

MzLarem:
Lol..I knw but Unilorin seems like murderers to me..

just be strong jare...one cannot kill himself/herself just because of admission. Just keep praying, it will be over soon wink

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:43pm On Aug 19, 2015

MzLarem:
Newbie here..also an aspirant..pharmacy+i'm nervous 2 d point of aving a panic attack

Board on Welcome... dnt have a panic attack oh..its just common admission.. nothing much undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:52pm On Aug 19, 2015

shankies215:
lolzzz, Hahahaha, I swear, laf don kil me die. . Casketry noni.......i tink i shud stat d 45 days fasting o, unilorin wil not kuku somebody
....thanks so much o, mo appreciate

you are welcome..

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:25pm On Aug 19, 2015

Yungmilio2:
@ wheesin how fr?
transaction - any show- shey TRF possible today?

whatsapp abeg

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:18pm On Aug 19, 2015

Yungmilio2:
swear to devil

I no want make khassy hear..he told me in secret

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 4:58pm On Aug 19, 2015

shankies215:
yes, i Ve, had 252 nd 70.......I tink cut off for masscomm is around sixty ryt?

dunno o...only the ancestors and god fathers of CIS knows the answer to that question. Only God knows why they keep hiding it undecided

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But with 70 and 252..girl you are totally good to go,if you have anyone to submit your results to for some processing, I think you should do that right away. If you don't have any,start a 45 days serious prayer and fasting..unilorin na serious devil o and they love changing the destinies of their candidates undecided

I am not saying this to scare you but its the truth..someone might just apply for finance and due to some undercover scrutiny and screening they might just decide to dump the person in health education or in júmpology.. grin

or in casketry and burial planning grin

.. So do your best, back it up with prayers and relax...its not harder than that

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 12:52pm On Aug 19, 2015

Yungmilio2:
nobody - was just joking about that
i do not know any one who faced oke odo

khassy..faced...tank....e

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:32am On Aug 19, 2015

khassy:
that's because you never have a good phone

how about your phone.. repaired it

NO MAN, I WAN BUY IPHONE 5S tongue

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:21am On Aug 19, 2015

LEGITLAYO:
God is great guys. He alone can do what he says he will do.
I made some silly mistakes when I was answering questions, before I left my center I had recorded about 4 questions that I got wrong, but I thank God that he didn't forsake me and put his own to shame.
Pls Praise God for me. ....
I believe that I and all that believe in God will celebrate after the final hurdle which is admission in Jesus name.

Pls help me shout hallelujah 3 times abeg.. . I scored 82%
Cc
DrHesjay
Rkarang
Wheesin
Khassy
Boigrammz
Jellofrice
Yungmilio2
Dygeasy
Einsteinpg
IDGAF
Temmi001 (I celebrate with your brother too)
And all that I may not be able to mention

CONGRATS BRO...WE GO WASH AM O...SHOPRITE PARTY IMMEDIATELY WE RESUME.. YOUR ADMISSION IS TOO SURE..INFACT ITS ALREADY SIGNED AND SEALED, IT JUST NEEDS TO BE DELIVERED. grin

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 11:16am On Aug 19, 2015

khassy:
if I say WE you say SIN...

Whee ...Sin

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2015

I missed page 200 undecided

...why me ??

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:58pm On Aug 18, 2015

IDGAF:
Omo d tin tire me o! Been staring at the mirror since I came back......I look like a Douchebag!!!

reminds me of last semester exam..i had to scrap my hair flat..i never remained the same after that incidence. In unilorin, if you like keep your beard bushy and long like osamas armpit ..but ur hair must not be longer than 2 inches sad

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:21pm On Aug 18, 2015

shankies215:
Repping Masscomm,
cc; wheesin, we don dey show face o

Yes o...finally i welcome you to the greatest department in the entire unilorin community, Stressful but a happy place to be if you cellotape your mind at it. Have you written your postume, i am willing to help you any time you need help ,24/7

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 7:30am On Aug 18, 2015

rkarang:
My babe will be sitting for her exam today...

Khassy, Wheesin, Yungchop wish moi babe well

she go pass..and immediately she gain admission.. she becomes mine angry

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Celebrities › Re: See What A Fan Wrote To Dbanj Really Emotional Holding Back Tears by wheesin(m): 7:11am On Aug 18, 2015

rap competition, dbanj,your mum borrowed 5k,closed competition, dbanj again.
bros your story no get spinal cord undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:52pm On Aug 17, 2015

itskhadijah:
Please guys i had 251 in jamb and 78 in my post utme can I get in for medicine?!!! I'm scared

Yes

and NO

yes..they may give you because God wants to favour you or because your legs are so long, all you need is stretch it..am talking about connections here.
No because you have no connections and you know no one. You may just be given another course..like pharmacy.
So your overall chances are 50/100

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Elephant Manages To Escape A 14 Lion Attack(motivation For All Job Seekers) by wheesin(m): 12:00am On Aug 17, 2015

shut:
Hahaha I've gotta consult ifa on this one

lol...happy consultation grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Elephant Manages To Escape A 14 Lion Attack(motivation For All Job Seekers) by wheesin(m): 11:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

But wait first..who Re we job seekers, the elephant or the lions.

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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 7:19pm On Aug 16, 2015

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 8:15am On Aug 16, 2015

khassy:
no trolling or derailing today

you and who be troll ?

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 10:35pm On Aug 15, 2015

khassy:
any show for the night

show ? as as how ?

Celebrities › Re: 1935: When The "Girraffe Women" Visited London [PICS] by wheesin(m): 7:13pm On Aug 15, 2015

Now this is what my naija people call LONG THROAT grin

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Nairalander Who Looks Exactly Like Jim Iyke - Amazing by wheesin(m): 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2015

Gym Eyek ...How ? where ? undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2015

khassy:
thanks man... make I dash you Wheesin sister

when you go get sense..just tell me the date and time..i fit wait for you.. undecided

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 11:13pm On Aug 14, 2015

redgem:
boring..... next

omg ...i never thought of it this way, do you want me to woo you ? since you actually think i should ? !

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 11:13pm On Aug 14, 2015

redgem:
boring..... next

omg ...!

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by wheesin(m): 10:23pm On Aug 14, 2015*

redgem:
Your wooing technique is poor.... too poor

.. what ? wooing ? i never said i wanted to woo you. Wait ! you thought i was wooing you ?

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