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redgem:
That's good

redgem:
It doesn't matter if you like me or not

heartbroken

redgem:
Funny....help me ke, do I look like I need it? I love the way I am

but i dnt like you like this.. cant you change for me ?

redgem:
ah you've joined.... I'm not uptight take it or leave it

i am telling you because i want to help you ..

redgem:
lol...and someone said I'm uptight

you are really uptight

redgem:
Guy like you? smh what's special about you?

i didn't say i was special

redgem:
who are you wooing?

am still searching..its not easy especially for a guy like me to find a girl worth my in-depth expression

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

Jesus

Cutehector:
are u still using that line "you are the sugar in my tea?"


Huh

so outdated and backwards..

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

cc . dygeasy MHizkel

redgem:
what can you do?

When the time comes, you would find out..all these lines i am seeing is immature and just too emotional

Cutehector:
but u neva see her face befor na na spiritual babe she be ooo

DharmyYinks:
[b]Mademoiselle Gurgle


Like the sun unleashes its brightness,
My dilated pupils parted,
Before me stood an elegant princess,
My oeuvre self became hovered,
I was stupefied,
I was daydreaming,
At your vivacious sleekness,
Everyother girls became inferior,
If I were to place u and the other girls in here,
On a juxtaposition,
The result would be devastating,
U're altogether beautiful
Just like a fairy
Your skin sparkles
And your beauty glows
Your pixie dust got me mesmerized
Am intoxicated with for you
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence
I'll gladly opt outta my camaraderie
Just to be with you
My love for u is intrincate
It sometimes throws me in a colossal conundrum
If only u knew u have a heart
That beats inside me
They told me I could do anything
If I put my mind to it
Yet no matter how hard I try
I just can't take u off my mind
Darling our love is divine
It keeps spilling out pictures
Of us having late night convo's
Kissing in funny places
I must confess
Cupid really struck that arrow
With ultimate accuracy
because it went through my heart
And left me bleeding for your love and touch
I wish to be your boiled plantain
So that u can salivate
My life with the sweetness in you
My love for you is so sweet
That no Doctor even(mrsphyno)
Can cure ne of this diabetes
My sunshine
Without you in my heart
I will be a blank space
Without any value
Or essence of living.
Will u come fill my heart
Will u be mine and mine alone
because I can't bear sharing you
With the world
I'd rather opt outta life's race
Will you be mine alone??[/b]

dry...try again

CLeAtHead:

When I first say your moniker
I was like WTF
Then I realised you could be my lady luck
You came in yearning for culture
I came in like a vulture
2 People trying to have some fun

69 Bans counting
I still couldn't stop yearning
Mods took me to Jail
But they were destined to fail


Once a Troll
Always a Troll
Baby I hope we can Roll

Cold winter Nights
Lemm be the one to treat you Right
You ever need a man in your life
Lemme be the African to treat you fly

Am not a Romantic
But I hope you appreciate my Antics

sounds like a dirge

Jwhizzy:
Miss Gurgle

There are very few women in the world who are truly beautiful.
Very few.

When you look for that beautiful woman
you must look deeper then her physical beauty.
You must look past her many physical attributes, past the shape of her body, the curve of her hips and the way that she responds to pleasure.
Past even her attentiveness to your needs,
her response to your advances.

You must look deeper inside.
When you look at her mind,
you must see the beauty of her intellect,
the power of her mental essence,
the love that she radiates, and that special person that she is.

But, even that is not deep enough.
You must look to her personality,
that which has been forged through the fires of life, the rigors of hardships, and the pain of physical challenges.
That personality which reflects in her eyes, and will glow with its shining life.
It will be like a star, that in the evening filament twinkles and the humor of her personality will flicker into your awareness with joyous abandon.

But, even that is not deep enough.
You must pass even her personality to reach into her heart.
Her heart must beat with a passion, she must pulse with love.
Her blood must flow carrying to her fingertips the messages of her love.
Written in tender touches for you alone.

Even that is not deep enough to discover the truly beautiful person.
To be truly beautiful,
to really surpass all others,
you must glance into her soul.

Surrounded by her aura,
cradled in her essence,
this is the place of true beauty.
Its reflection sharper then the wildest rays of an aurora.

A soul of true spirituality.
Forever tranquil, in the endless memories that each time you meet her impress themselves into your heart.
Herein lies the purest beauty, herein lies...Miss Gurgle!

ThatVaselineGuy:
All dese batty boy

R d winna even gettin any yansh

klepto2015:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dead.gif

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

nawa ⁴una o0.
Leave d guy na.

Or bettet still drop urs let's see.

When the time comes to drop mine..u will see the wonders i am made of, no girl can resist my written verbal lingue.. no girl at all

softapples:
ok noted, pls sweerve

sweerve ...lol dumb

klepto2015:
To SASSYBAE,



Come babe, you no even reason am?
Why I dey ask you those stupid questions the other day?
I asked you if you fit swim.
If you stay in a storey building or attend redeem?
Whether you've been to an airport or been to portharcourt.

I sat down all day trying to think of more but then I am just being stupid I no know why I dey fall.
Baby tell me wetin dey make me fall sef?
I don dey craze I no know wetin to talk sef?
You know I've always imagined talking to you but the liver no just gree me face you cos for fear say I go just be like every other guy wey you don wash.

But now even if you wash me, I go still dey proud cos all these other guys wey just dey look dey wait make you wash me, I pass them.
Secretly dem dey die for your body but dem no born them.make dem come meet you. Your body is to kill for, con die for am join.
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use create you.
I sure say e tey pass when he talk say "Let there be light." When he talk let there be light sef, na because of you. He wan use the light see wetin he don do ni. He use the light admire you.

I don reason so many things, my classy sassy chick.
Only you fit complement my existence. I don waka around this obodo Nairaland.
I no just see anyone wey make sense pass you, Mba! Dem no reach.
So right now nothing fit make me dey happy pass make you just gree say you go be my own.
As in to follow me go house. I don prepare every wonderful thing wey go make you happy.
I go do everything wey dey possible to make sure say you go be the happiest woman for this world. Just anything wey you want na hin I go do.

Bae, please just say yes to me make we enjoy life together. Come and be my 'lolo'. Make we gather prove to these guys wey dey here say true love dey very possible anywhere.

Na my own humble and sincere submission be this o. My love for you na Cat and Rat. If you tell me No here, I go still chase enter anywhere. Even if na Ads section you start to dey frequent or Pets section. I go follow you.


Klepto2015

is this all or you are still writing more ?

redgem:
Account number what for?

softapples:
na wao d time is almost 7pm o

khassy:
abeg you fit dash me GF