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ernesty20:
why i deserve mr nairaland

There are numerous reasons why i deserve the crown of Mr Nairaland but let me just outline few reasons why I deserve the crown.

1- i am very handsome- nobody needs a soothsayer to him her/her that i am very handsome. The pics below speak volume on my handsomeness.







2- i am very rich- this one doesnt need much explanation as you have read my threads where i showcased my 250k wrist watch, my gingantic house, my iphone which i bought at the rate of 250k, my 2 cars and many more.

3- I am very satisfied with what i have- this very reason 3 is very important because that is what leads to corruption in nigerian system of leadership. Our leaders today are very greedy that they go about stealing public fund because they are not satisfied with what they have. If you vote for me, i will not steal nairaland's fund because i am already rich.

4- i am very humble- yeah. A leader is supposed to be humble and that is what i represent.

5- i dnt like showing off. Yes, because i am very humble and levelheaded..

6- i am very intelligent- yeah. This is one of the characteristics of a good leader. I have got the brainy brain and i am blessed with brained intelligence.

See my pics below

teamErnesty.

Cute widout brains
Mtcheww

My dear women re blabber mouths dey tend to blurt out tinx dey don't mean to receive praises from der boo and to mk sure he values ha..ignore ha rantin its normal
We're complicated beings and our tongues re weapons fr warfare

I don't see anytin saying u guys re breaking up
U don't break up without reason
Op grow up

Lol his the one enduring my mood swings..nd tiger mood not me

ziego:
Why do girls send one word replies
(be it a mobile or social networking sites)
I'm just curious about this.

Wahx ur problem

ziego:
Why do girls send one word replies
(be it a mobile or social networking sites)
I'm just curious about this.

Wahz ur problem

Whitneysoma:
Amen
Pole wunt rush to
be FTC fr D's kinda thread

People

Amen
Pole wunt rush to be FTC fr D's kinda thread

Alezy:
better heart broken than lies, b4 she goes out to brag about u in front of people who kw the truth.

Sincerely shes already doin dat

[quote author=Onogueks post=46033982]You look beautiful. That guy that dig you eh is so lucky. Anyway dont hide the truth from your mum[/quote
Hw do i tel ha den

Dannidom:
don't tell her yet wait after I impregnate you then we could go and tell her "Mum we are not virgins" so that she will not punish only you ok

Lol stop d joke jor

My mumz daily question
She goes lik ds:plz my daughta mk me proud
Men re dogx dey re heartles
Re u a virgin
I be lik 100%ma lol
Wish i cud tel ha to ha face d truth bt dah wud b xo hrt breakin

ziego:
She will born twins

They shall be called holy cos they are the blood of "father"

Iono abt dat

edetty:
Dude relax,it's freaking normal, seems u have never been around pregnant women during the 3 different trimester, it wld soon graduate, just wait,I have heard of my friend (female) request for cold ice cream in the middle of the night, she began to curse everyone around, that she hates them,guess what her dad did the NXT day,he bought a new fridge and stacked it with ice cream to the fullest,because she was so scary the previous night,I have been around them countless times my whole life and very used to their comics,dey don't eat one food twice or eat same food dissimilarly e.g white rice in the morning, jollof in the noon,that's why I have made up my mind on the matter,i want just two kids and want them to come once,and since I can't guarantee that naturally, I plan to do so medically, twins and dats it,,,,medically induced and safe,cos I can't stand pregnancy twice,infancy twice,nursery twice, and all the midnight babysitting of both the pregnant wife and toddler twice in life,it must happen once and for all,, period.

U re awesome
Xo filled with wisdom

oloyede252:
Bro just send her back to her family to aviod all this drama ...dnt stress yourself too much

U must b vry vry wicked
Nd stone hearted

Congratulations
Clap fr yaself

Even if dah tin is dead
I cn neva hold t
Wah if t resurrects lik lazarus nd bites me
No no no cnt risk t

ziego:
I hate idleness but I do that often

Lol xo u followed me ere ryt

Cutehector:
I'm too too sensitive. And I hate that.




I also hate the fact that I could just suddenly delete someone frm my life at dat instant no matter how long we'v known each other...



A lot of other issues I hav



I wish to be carefree

Hvin d same issues

Mine ws wen i watched dah goge africa
Mehn d way d gurlx painted der faces ws xo scary

adegunwa4real:
Trash? Whatever happens to Sarcasm? Hian! Tufiakwa!

Follow u

adegunwa4real:
So...I need you to goan look for your "courtesy" wherever you drop it ma!

Mtchew wer ws ur courtesy wen sayin trash abt my dp