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When I no mad I chop shiiit?

Physika:
I wuldnt kno

We shud ask those carryin d package

babatawa:
you don kill my vibe, cant belive this...

Goodnight famz... *walks of of thread, talkin to myself*

chei! whizqueen ahhh whizqueen o

Baba no vex na

FriedPlantain:
As a graduate, I'd rather work in an audit firm or a small company earning 30K per month than work as a cleaner in a multinational and earn 100K as long as I enjoy what I am doing an have a higher chance of growing career-wise in it.


Friedplantain

Who said you won't enjoy cleaning too

babatawa:
I ddnt see this

No be me type am oo.. Na autocorrect

Physika:
*loooolz

Guyz aint smilin o

Some ar ready to go to h*ll jux to have a feelin..

Bet why

elmisti:
U nailed it! Lwkmd!
And them go need doctors wella for that side oo

Aare2050:
*in davidos voice*
See gobe, omo see gobe.
Wonji fone iyawo mi
Mogbe, moti Bo sinu gobe o
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She say na iPhone 6 she want now

Lagusta:


Okay, shebi na love, I'll go

Awwwww that's so sweet

Xcozee:
[size=19pt]dnt tell me u typed dat! Or else... [/size]

It's autocorrect that changed it oo. No be me

elmisti:
Abeg is it pro or postinor....be like say u be deir brand ambassador

No o.. Na that doctor guy wey jes come tell me

Lamispaco:
haaaaaaaa,I will go and tell her

Mogbe
Abeg no do o

Lagusta:
Hmmm....

What's wrong??

Has she done a PT

She used postinor don't worry

Lagusta:
I would love to serve wherever you wish sweetie

Bornu

Aare2050:
whizqueen
whizqueen
whizqueen
Where is Allsmyles please?

Them thief her phone too

Lagusta:
Nice one babe, u pretty too

Which department dear

Thanks hun.
Finance department

Lagusta:
Hmmm, now I get the gist

Welcome home baba, ama better by far graduate too. No mind that Kbs468 guy hin dey envy us

Emlina:
Sorry swthrt, i don't kiss nd tell . Glad u recovered.

So una don dey do 'secret things' abi
Contunu
Thanks ooh, my madam. if them no return am wetin I wan do

Kbs468:
emmmm pls Allsmyles and Whizqueen do inform Lagusta about d better by far secondary school name tag appropriately rather dan wat he just typed above

Bros I don tell you make you no dey beef us na

hilsocial:
so u can talk like this . Catch u. Reminds me of 2006 world cup final btw France and Italy.

When my mouth no dey on strike
I no talk much plus I don ignore the guy sef

Emlina:
Didnt start today na. Whizqueen, he improved my skill. Wz far into d biz b4 nw, he only taught me hw not to get mad wit d "goodie". Crazy iyke

Madam I don dey eye you tey tey

Oya confess

Physika:
Whizqueen am happy for you.

#Lesson.taken

Thanks hun

hilsocial:
Bro, some posts on NL shd be ignored. I ve learnt to do so cos i dont like abusing pple. BTW, some pple use dat to create awareness. Whizqueen, thank God for ur story. Just bring the laptop lemme use it for thanksgiving, u will get a nice state and ppa. Don't tell e-fam abt it.

Don't worry I'll bring it to your house

tellwisdom:
...And I'm an illegitimate child has spoken...I am also Olofo

Fixed

lexaydfg:
How does this fucking shit concerns me or mai fellow NLDERS...

We are not kids and if ur stuff is stolen we dont care and dont need your fucking advice...

Mods, please you guys should post reasonable issues that's good and not stuffs like.

I have noticed things like this lately.

How will you feel if your mother's N10,500 salary got stolen?

I'm only telling people to be more cautious. Do I have to luxury of time to be telling stories

People like you would like stories of how I bleeped my gf 10 rounds today on FP. Oniranu

tellwisdom:
See your Mumu swags. Everything Wey u wear no reach buy one crate of beer....onye nzuzu

Shut the fvck up you fooool calling your aunty nzuzu. Didn't I ask you to take your drugs tonight or did you take that Weed again.? Ode oshi

iykebest1:
@ d bold, why am I think of some pples moniker?

people like who? Tell me

femi4:
Your lil sister could have been kidnapped

Anybody wey wan kidnapp person for that our civilian barracks gatz get iron mind oo

Thank God it didn't happen.

Luckygurl:
Yeah!! Really different.
It's your luck so enjoy and be happy things turned out this way.

Thanks ma'am

elmisti:
#carry gong








Keeeereeeeee ooooooooooo!
Keeeeerrrrrrree oooooooooo!!
Keeeeeerrreeeee oooooooo!!!






Pcms @ work
Pcms @ home
Pcms in the market
Pcms clubbing
Pcms in the motel
Pcms in the lef
Pcms @ weed joint
Pcms bleepn
Pcms reading nonsense NL threads


I am directed to inform you that a great evil have been averted! The Devil had a rethink on his plans for our dear whizqueen ( E-love to Xcozee)...Her hard earned and hustled properties which was pre-stolen have been re-turned to her by the unconventional ability of the Nigerian police in conjuction with some alert area boys......We hereby declare today for Islamic prayers, Tomorrow Satan shal be thanked for the rethink and sunday thanksgiving and testimony in church...




Hope I have spoken well?

I'm so dead laughing.

You spoke well

Kunle106:
Thank God you recovered ur items whizqueen.. Good, happy for u.

Thanks so much dear. It wouldn't be our portion again

Luckygurl:
Lol!! Nah!! I've taken my mind off getting it back and also from using phones on the high side.

I've not been so lucky with them

Eyaaaah, my phone was stolen some months ago in school and I didn't recover it.

God jes wanted to do something different and surprising this time. the other lady couldn't find her supposed 30k I really got lucky.