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Faithluv5:
Same here dear,how today go be na.

na God hand e dey o! Am still indoors! Ah for don take u awt gan sef buh we go meet sha! *no dullings*

Haykayjay, oya na gist us d gist na!

Faithluv5:
No vex my OGa,na u be my number 1 in law. Abeg whodohgeepee,na my in law be dis. Him go fit give u consent for me

number 1 inlaw, m sorry o! Abeg do d needful! ! Faithluv5, whazzup? Missed yo like kilodé!

dossylvanus:
Stop spamming my mentions.

wetin u dey feel like sef? Mtcheeeeew! Rubbish!dedicate ds to faithluv5 and debris! Back off others!

Faithluv5:
Whodohgeepee,Disneyland ke? U know dream say we get akwa ibom and we where making millions

dnt worry, am used to ds ma state gan sef! Ah will come for u in aks! DisneyLand no be for hia o! Making millions sef na understatement! Donpsymon knws better! Na ma financial secretary! *winks*

KeriBaby:
Lol Good morning sire

good mrning o! Sherikoko keribaby!

Faithluv5:
My whodohgeepee,I dreamt of us oo,oya take dis

faithluv5, good mrning! Dreamt of u as well! We were in DisneyLand! Abeg shun all ds intruders! *av gat a brighter future* winks! ! Shout out to ma goons: donpsymon(our fight Neva end), donxab(my town crier) dossylvanus(pls change ya moniker I beg) elmisti(drug baron, I see u) haywire(Neva get ya tym yet, d spoiler) shld ah mention Keribaby? Debris( what's happening) iykebest( join body) ah dey come, make ah check afang Wey ah dey cook!

Faithluv5:
Where are thou?
cc: whodohgeepee

am very much here! Haters, she don reply o! Oya make una keep on hating! Elmisti, haywire1, dossylvanus, donxab!

donxab:
see this boy fa? because i no advice you ne,
dat babe na unijos geh ooooo.
she just dey give u green light, belle dey sweet you abi? by the time she flash u red ehhh ur moniker go turn NA'A-MEDOHGEEPEE

I trust her jawe!

donxab:
incase you just dey come, no need to read thru the last 10 pages! its stressfull! here is a recap!!!!
chimajii and dossylvanus dey quarrel
elmisti and gazaliah dey fight for sister lifeisguhd because of kiss
whodohgeepee and faithluv5 wan serve together.
empressOVA finally registered
donpsymon and whodohgeepee dey fight but i no know wetin cause am, maybe na faithluv5

stay tuned

faithluv5 is mine already! Leave dat intruder! U sef! Wetin consine u?

ademasta:
See ur lyf... U do them finish u come dey pet them. No be you sell them Italian-mafian weed? Only two of them took a portion meant to serve a whole lagos camp soldiers plus man O'war and you are expecting normalcy? Nawa for you o!
Anyway, Donasere hw market now?
Harinholar me wetin u go cook for me, only kissin no go do am dis night o?
Dossylvanus hw are u...hw is elmisti weed doin u?
Boyefunmi whatsup?
Angela, i see u o!
Sugarcotted i hail thee!
Omitooguns, iyawo re nko?
Whodohgeepee, ur head is valid!
Eseoshi23, let's go there...
Gazaliah, the thread's imam...
2el, our threader and digital countdowm machine..
Babatawa...longtym o! Abi u don dey camp alredi ni? Baddoo...
Shawaal1, u don forget me abi...
Majidyusuf...happen?
Aare2050... 2.5gbosa for u...
Zeeenas...beautiful hajia
DonPsymon, the monster wey dey chop popcorn
Xcozee baba hw package?...
Hilsocial...ur social lyf nko?
Haywire1, the bouncer!
Plus including every1, how una dey oooooo

thank God say u knw say ma head valid! U av been sotted!

iykebest1:
lol. Trouble dey sleep jejely, whodohgeepee go dey dance shakiti bobo for him side. This one no be palava him dey find again. Na world war III him dey find.

na small pikin! Ah go finish am!

DonPsymon:
Abomination!
*gets ready to pull out fist*
*see's you're but a child*

You want to die abi?


Odikwa risky o... We go table yur matter o...


If we the discuss tennis and you no like kuku chill oh?

chill for wetin? Ah be cold sprite? Oga park well! Before ah give u ma fist! *in Genevieve's voice*

Elmisti na only u be devil for this Ouse! As for dossylvanus, ur moniker dey make my laff to laff! Bleep u too homie! haywire1 pls back off! Ak47 loaded! *ready to fire a wild animal in the thread*

elmisti:
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare

dossylvanus and chimajii make una continue! Ah like am!

Tis raining cats and dogs right here in Uyo! Reporting live from AKBC studio in Uyo, AkwaIbom state!

elmisti:
Make zues lightning strike you, babe wey I dey reason to replace dolafunmi, mke she kiss u, be like say u want make me and you start our own version abi

see Dem! Women wrappers!

DonPsymon:
Who be dis

We borrow yur mouth?
Nwanne chill and let elders talk whatever they want to talk jor..

Iykebest1 broda come and see trouble o

*gets ready for a fight*

nonsense! Elders Kwa! *pulls awt a mac4*

Those of u discussing Tennis matter, abeg carry am go sports thread abeg! Last warning! ;DGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! Dedicate this to faithluv5 and debris! Dossylvanus back off!

dossylvanus:
Mtchewww...
Shebi you sabi yab person....


See you. You no fit take am.


By the way, this is nairaland banter. None of what we are saying here actually represents me real life. So I suggest that you take a very big cup of cold water to cool off.


Did i abuse your parents?



Answer fur yourself.



The Silver Back has spoken.

wild animal on d loose again! Hian! Ds nonsense animal agen! So u Sabi English like dis?

chimajii:
Am just seeing this now,as much as u may seem Loose Lipped, I take serious Exceptions To such insulting terms being hurled at parents/guardians.there is a thing as 'one time, too many". Definitely won't be a next time as that's a wrap as regards this. Should you go this route again,I wud CLAPBACK. Just so u know. #DoneAndDusted

no follow d guy mouth o! He's jst a joking guy! #DoneAndDusted!

Abeg, pls, what's Call Up Number?

Marcelinho:
Eyen y ur name no dey PCM census?

If u look well, ma name is thr buh as at dat tym ah was in Lagos!

dossylvanus:
Some body better talk to this dude before I self destruct this place!

u fink say na jst u Sabi talk abi? Okay, letz start, jst yhu nd I! Nonsense

Marcelinho:
Eyen y ur name no dey PCM census?

ah jst came to Uyo bro! Not too long ago! Lasgidi ti su mi gan!

Walspring:
They guy don high with weed as usual

na elmisti cause all dese highnesses!

Walspring:
You can go and die if you can't cope with it..

another oshiomhole dey dis forum o! *runs awt* kicks off dossylvanus!

Harinholar:
..Lolsss...Nawa oo

shey no be so ni?

dossylvanus:
May your dick remain in animated suspension

alwes yarning trash! Nonsense human being!

Mattex001:
Your English is Pathetic

Oga English, correct am na!

dossylvanus:
I don't blame blame you shaa. Aare2050..... Come and and lock up this idiot

lemme act like ah didn't see that part! Hey, Mr aw u dey? Stubborn wild animal! Kikikikiki

Faithluv5:
Its a greeting in Benin..like Weldon

ob avan! U ru ese!