Naija

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techWriter3:
May do has killed by a derided woman

Tech writer, wetin you write so?

Rubbish news

davidupdate89:
Na Naija be this, hug your neighbor

Na real "hug your neighbour" o. Naija no be country walai.

That's how stars do.

This fight still get part 2. Make dem book madison Square garden ASAP.

Wahala

No raw material, no production.

Who supplies raw materials?
Who produces with the available raw materials?

SmartPolician:


Yes, that's the way this country has wired us.

Laws don't work here and we know it.

So, when someone enforces the laws on you for wrongdoing, everyone questions it.

Where's the lie here?

Lol

On a Sunday morning. Haha nairaland

Alex don come again

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright...

OH LORD....which day efcc go find me....bless me oh lord...so that efcc go locate me

Na to go double my huzzle So that when efcc come our compound them nor go arrest everybody come leave me behind

Na Area command been grab you sef.

News was making the rounds when you went incommunicado that it was EFCC. Keep working hard bro.

If you've not been invited by EFCC for questioning, you're still a novice in the bombing game.

colorsofrainbow:
Na game both Kyari and Malami use una head dey play.
Court bailing Kyari means extradition to U.S warming up.
Na extradition dem dey run for wey make dem run this script of drug dealing. They wouldn't mind arranging such scam shit of a show & video evidence to evade extradition as long as it wasn't murder.

Malami allow Kyari to be extradited to U.S to rot in cell??
Story for the gods. Aboki no get sense,aboki no get sense no reach when dem dey desperate to help dem brother no matter the crime.

I've been shouting and echoing this same line of thoughts here on Nairaland, it's all fvcking scripted.

It's even so easy to see. I wonder why Nigerians still see my brothers up North as daft.

It's baffling.

It's all scripted guys.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Nice write up

All those truck drivers after smoking gum and everything
The way them go begin match that truck....you go fear
Especially for that Benin to abuja road way nor even get enough space..that shit always scare the hell out of a real niggarrr whenever he is on his way to abuja..the only thing that give me hope and mind na the gospel song way all those God is good motor driver dey play at the beginning of the journey...although last last them dey remove am put am for secular songs

Na who get money efcc dey nab na
But sincerely sha...I need to double my huzzle this period...so that efcc nor go come we compound arrest everybody come leave me behind

The return of Slawormiir, part 3.

Some don't even know about your previous dissappearance in 2020, b4 you opened this account.

Welcome back Damnnn niggar.

Change, the only constant.

If integrity was a person. #SMH

Lol

Totilopussylick:
Nigeria government really need to declare state of emergency in all the northern states in Nigeria .

No sir. Let them face their main problem, IPOB

They even said IPOB scattered Abuja stadium after Ghana match

Yeye dey smell true true.

Hmmm

Sad one for him. Jail to all fraudster.

Splitmind:
Fake Fake Fake!!!

How will you be shot and tweeting?

Makes no sense.

May a very painful demise await those spreading fake news because they hate Buhari and the APC.

Sorry o

Your country bleeped up dear. So sorry.

The same story line, different actors.

Who are the worst affected? The common man living on less than 1,000 naira daily.

HardMirror:
Is this a joke?
Past governors and presidents are all living above their legal means, you have not done anything to them, it is now a sitting president you want to investigate?

ABBA kyari has supplied this guy expired cocaine

You dey mind them? They keep deceiving the gullible, not me.

YourFavEvangeli:
Don't criticize Nigeria if you don't spend at least 5minutes everyday praying for the economy. Don't criticize the ruling party if you didn't vote in the last election.

Those who don't vote are worse than those who voted but voted wrongly because they were deceived.

I challenge you to spend 5minutes praying for our country everyday, pray for God to bless us with a good leader and on the day of election, go and cast your vote.

Only then do you have the right to talk, otherwise, you're party to whatever is going on in the country.

Peace.

Sir, with all due respect sir, God cannot be mocked. You think God give two fvcks about your damned country or you think God is deaf and blind to what is happening in the biggest entrapment of black people on earth?

Una go get sense last last.

E say na "spend 5 minutes praying for Nigeria". Shame on you mediocre men, using religion to keep doing evil.

Emmexguy123:
The last thing I will ever do is to kill myself even if I squandered the future of heaven and earth.

Lol, but come to think of it, what's the last thing a suicidal person ever does?