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Lalasticlala

but i sha decided to join the contest, 10k plenty for this kind hardship

just negodu. ah swear, come 2019 I'll vote APGA, even if they bring goat as their candidate

By LAIDE AKINBOADE-ORIERE
Abuja -

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) yesterday said it has withdrawn the list of recommended candidates for admission earlier sent to the tertiary institutions.

In a statement issued in Abuja and signed by Head of Media, Dr. Fabian Benjamin, he said the withdrawal is to ensure the university senate perform its statutory responsibility.

The statement reads ; "This is to ensure that the University Senate perform its statutory responsibility of conducting the selection of candidates and refer it to JAMB for confirmation in line with the admission criteria of merit, catchment and educationally disadvantaged states as directed by the Hon Minister of Education at the policy committee meeting.

"The earlier list was sent to help fast track the process of admission so as to allow other tiers of institutions also conduct their admission.
"Candidates should not panic because this is part of the process of the 2016 admission exercise.

JAMB regrets any inconvenience this decision would have caused the tertiary institutions
"The Board regrets any inconvenience it's proactive step would have caused the tertiary institutions".

source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/jamb-withdraws-2016-admission-list/

Cc. lalasticlala.
seun

Till now I can't decide...

groundnutoil:
g Na Harrison shop D guy steal D fone?

Yes Boss

I have been observing people in my church for a long time and I have made a list of the various kinds of people you find in a typical Nigerian church.

1. Bible Scholars.

They are always very serious, writing everything the pastor says, and nodding their head every now and then. I was shocked to see a brother by my side today writing everything the pastor said including the “praise the lord”, “amen” e.t.c they are always waving their hands and shouting yess at any little thing the pastor says.

2. Talkers.

All they do is to talk. Sometimes I wonder if there is pepper in their mouth as they just talk and laugh loudly. They wouldnt even hide it as they talk loudly and laugh carelessly. Sometimes it takes the intervention of the ushers to separate the two talkatives or group chatters. Once, a pastor on the altar shouted “Shut Up” on a girl from the congregation out of reflex action due to her endless talking.

3. The Sleepers

This set of people sleep through out the service. They can be found at vintage points near the fans or A.C. They would then bow their heads and sleep off and when the ushers wake them up, they would insist that they were only sleeping, there was one minister that layed down on the floor all in the name of praying with anointing and he went to chibok from there.

4. Walkers

This set of people can walk from lagos to port harcourt. All they do is to go in and out of the church. They can’t sit down comfortably for 5 minutes. They always have something to do either to change money for offering or to buy tom tom and baba blue. You would hear them saying words like, sorry, pls excuse me, get your bag out of the way e.t.c. An elder in my church had to slap one brother like that because he was always going in and out, disturbing the woman.

5. The Eaters

People that belong to this group are fond of eating. Their mouth is always closed but moving rapidly. I could not beleive my eyes last wheek when I saw a woman, a choir member for that matter eating corn at the front row during service sshe brought differnt items from her bag like corn, plantain, e.t.c and was eating it stupidly to the amazement of the church members, the pastors wife had to seize her bags.

6. Frosh Kids

This people come to church with a lot of pride. They dress as if they are going to see Buhari. They also apply a lot of heavy make up (for girls). They dress extravagantly with all the latest dress or clothes reigning even though they don’t have money. They would now start forming british accent. They wear all type of jwellry, head chain , neck chain, hand chain, waist chain, leg chain e.t.c. They usually come very late for notice me purpose holding their heads high and holding the latest technological gadgets in their hands as they catwalk to their seat hoping to impress that boy/girl they have been crushing on.

lalasticlala Which one do you belong to?
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Happy Sunday

Twaci:
Dear it rained cats and dogs today! Didn't step out at all.

Chei! See Eziobodo! Abi na Mmiri-obodo

I am definitely running to Ihiagawa next year

Please madam wait for me, let us be going together...

mystic70563:
o.p why are u disgracing us....how can u type that u ar in futo nd nt oxford university.....

phew!!!! misplaced piority...







anyway u ar d one that actually disgraced the guy more by posting it online...i wasnt at the scene of the event...but now, i know that a futoite stole a phone.


o.p wait a minute, is dat zion lodge.... help me say HI to OGA HARRY,EBUKA nd co, and also the card gamblers like OGA UZO,OGA SUNNY,COSSY,SUNSHINE and the rest.
well i'm currently on i.t

After telling me I'm a misplaced priority you're now telling me to greet your friends for you, please whenever you finish your I.T you come and greet them yourself

Luckymay:
Op wait... Did you just say "pardon your error" cos you are in futo and not in camp bridge? Smh for you.

please come and pack your bag and come and be going...

seun lalasticlala mynd44

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network only allows me to post 1pic at a time

lalasticlala

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Pardon my typo, na futo i dey no be Oxford university.
So we've been having blackout for more than 2weeks in eziobodo futo road here and for this past 2weeks students have been charging their devices in barbing saloon, bet shops etc and the high rate of phone theft is increasing everyday. So today I just jelely carried my phone and power bank to go charge in one bet9ja shop near my lodge, I've been charging for almost an hour when I started hearing "kpoa" "kpoa" omo I think say na play then I heard another one, and another one again, that was when we noticed it wasn't a joke anymore so I rushed to the scene and started doing amebo and according to what I heard

He stole the phone this morning, then later this afternoon he took the same phone after wiping it and wanted to sell it for 7k to one guy without knowing that the guy he wanted to sell it to was the roommate of the original owner of the phone, so being a sharp guy he noticed that the phone was his roommate's so he started negotiating with him and the agreed 5k, the he told him to meet him at the bet9ja shop, the same place he stole the phone. So immediately he called his roommate in his smaller phone and told him to bring some vigilante to the bet9ja shop and that's where they caught him, and started beating him up but fortunately for him some man'o'war boys were around and came to his rescue and was later taken to their custody, or camp, or prison, or whatever they call it

but sha he was told to swim in a big puddle cus it rained heavily in eziobodo today.

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