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chibwike: ok, lemme set the ball rolling. I was in church one day, and there was this girl dat was just staring at me, any time i look at her, our eyes wud meet. I was like ahn ahn, wetin happen, why dis girl dey look me lyk dis, though i was happy sha, coz the girl was very beautiful. I decided to concentrate on the preachings and forget about the girl. But to my greatest suprise at the end of the service, the girl sister came to me and said her sis wants to see me. I was like oww ok,and i followed her immediately.


When i got to where the girl was, i now had a full picture of her, mehn she was drop dead georgous, her eyes were somthing else. then she started by saying "i have been looking at you and you ve been looking at me". Ok, do u attend dis church, bla bla bla, i came here for dis and dat, am a student of dis and dat, you knw girls talk na, then she was nw said, i think i lyk u, me was just mute tru out., feeling fly. Well i played along, we dated for smetime, and then she went bck to sch, nd we kinda lost contact. Its was really a nice experience, i felt loved and i was really happy, while it lasted.

Y uncle like u dey lie na?

SegunFlames: What do the following words have in common? "ASSESS, BANANA, DRESSER, REVIVE, UNEVEN, VOODOO"

they are six letter words

zeepatoprick: This is absolutely, irrevocably, NOT FUNNY...

bad mouth. encourage him. he can do better.

Bantino: A WOMAN'S TEARS



Please don't make a good woman cry because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.



When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (N850) and ‘Dior’ mascara (N1000).



Then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (N2500), Revelon foundation (N12,500) and Mac powder (N7500).



Finally, when it touches the lips it gets mixed with Mac ruby woo lipstick (N5500), and christian Dior lipgloss (N1800) .



This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is ruining about N31,150...

Especially when the tears come dey drop untop her iPhone 6 and Galaxy S5, gbese don come be that.

"No wonder women hardly cries these days”

u try big ups

yungEX: LMAO!! cursed pple!! b4 u knw nw O0xygen1 & his fellow cursed compatriots will come here & start banterin! CURSED BABOONS

na u see d vision. no dey talk wetin u no knoew

yungEX: LMAO!! cursed pple!! b4 u knw nw O0xygen1 & his fellow cursed compatriots will come here & start banterin! CURSED BABOONS

na u see d vision. no dey talk wetin u no know

This is not suppose to be done by police men. d police supoose to b serious minded. n not engage in dis.

lalasticlala: Many schools in the country don't really give comprehensive sex-education. And, unfortunately, most parents are uncomfortable to talk to their kids about sex. Hence, youngsters end up getting partial or even incorrect information from the internet.
Some also get misleading information from peers and the wrong people.

In my opinion, teenagers MUST receive proper information about safe sex practices before they engage in sexual practices.

But, who's responsibility is it to give it to them?

I am 14 going to 15 and my mother don't say anything about sex. She dae think say i no sabi things

Greatomotoy: lol @op, will this work in 9ja!

op too dae watch Mexican and Philippine telenovellas

Oyibo them mumu pass us o

ubong560: Hmmmm, life is very funny.
Mine goes thus:
I just returned from school, was hungry and varmished. No ready made food was found in the house. Just to put something to hold the tommy first, i left to the nearby shop to buy N70 bread and N30 pure water. I was well-dressed that day. As i entered the shop, o boy, come see fine girl who was already in the shop trying to get one or two things. Looked like she just packed in newly to the area. As i looked the girl, everything in my body just melted. She was fine to the core. Now, how would i dress this expensive and with my level of showing big boy to girls, then i will come and buy N70 locally made bread and N30 pure in front of this damsel? Capital NO! So said to myself. I had this money with me which was about 15k in my pocket (the money wasnt meant to be tampered with for any reasons), not to fall my hands in front of her, mehn, i went to freezer, picked 3 packs of juice, quality bread of N350, conflakes and other stuffs worth N1800 in the shop just to entice the girl. The annoying point is that, the girl didnt even look my face twice on trying to say "hi" to her. The following morning, i had to lie to my people to get money to balance the one i tampered with. Chai, girls can make men do foolish things they never planned. I am sure i am not alone, so share yours. Will add more as i remember.

That was too much abeg

Hello People look what I got. Enjoy .. WAB



They are young, famous, and rich. In other
words, they are living “the dream.” We have
compiled a list of the richest teenangers in the
world. And it shouldn’t surprise you that most
on the list are in showbiz. Show business is
known for creating fast fame and fortune for
those who have talented (however debatable)
and are lucky enough to be discovered.
Without further ado, here are ten of the richest
teenanagers in the world:
1. India Rose James
India Rose James is the grand-daughter of
Paul Raymond, the late Soho Pornography
magazine publisher and property tycoon. With
the inheritance handed down to her and her
half-sister Fawn after their grandfather’s death
on March of 2008, she amassed a net worth of
€120 million as of March 2012. She is one of
the few on the list that did not attain her
wealth via show business.
2. Justin Bieber
This 18-year-old rose to fame from the portals
of YouTube, and now became a pop sensation
with his smashing song hits in the music
industry. Based on Forbes 2012 list of top-
earning celebrities who are under the age of
30, Justin made the record with flying colors
due to his reported $55 million income from
May 2011 to May 2012.
If you add it up to his $53 million May 2010 to
May 2011 earning, his net worth goes to
roughly about $110 million. How did he do it?
He kept his songs and his name plastered atop
various billboard charts, selling over 15 million
albums around the world. He also made
frequent television and motion picture
appearances, keeping him at the forefront of
his young career.
3. Miley Cyru
This talented teen has a net worth of $120
million as of 2012. An American actress and
singer-songwriter, Destiny Hope Cyrus came
out of her shell at the age of eight as part of
the television series Doc in 2001, together with
her country music superstar and father Billy
Rae Cyrus. Though her fame is mixed with
controversies, particularly when she posted
topless for Vanity Fair at age 15, she continues
to emerge as a famous pop icon and is
currently trying to refine her image.
4. Emma Watson
This young English lady graced you with her
presence in all of the Harry Potter film series.
Emma is not only a bright actress on the silver
screen; she is also does modeling for Chanel,
Lancôme, and Burberry fashion lines. She is
able to amass a $40 million net worth as of
April 2012 from her film and modeling career
based on the Sunday Times UK Rich List.
There is no sign of her slowing down either as
she has two films slated for release in 2013
and one in 2014.
5. Dakota Fanning
As of 2012, Hannah Dakota boasts a $16
million net worth with her film and television
acting vitality. This 18-year-old girl began her
showbiz career at the tender age of five and
later played roles in blockbuster films such as
Man on Fire and Stephen Spielberg’s War of
the Worlds remake. She also appeared in high-
profile series such as Spin City and Malcolm in
the Middle. She earned a stunning $4 million
salary for her role in the movie The Twilight
Saga : Breaking Dawn Part 1.
6. Selena Gomez
Selena kicked off her celebrity status with the
children show Barney and Friends as Gianna.
However, she is well known for her portrayal of
Alex Russo’s character in Disney Channel’s
Emmy Award-winning series Wizards of
Waverly Place. She is said to have been paid
$30,000 for every episode in the series. She
also has an active music career and even
writes her songs herself. Her acting and
singing vocations helped her amass a earnings
of around $5.5 million in 2012.
7. Angus T. Jones
The net worth of this American teen actor is
about $15 million. He became popular through
the sitcom Two And A Half Men, where he
plays the role of Jake Harper. His performance
in the popular CBS comedy made him earn two
Young Artist awards and a TV Land Award.
Angus reportedly earns a rate of $350
thousand per episode and even got a $500,000
signing bonus from the said sitcom, can you
hardly believe that? He started his television
appearances on multiple commercials even
before he started his kindergarten studies.
Currently, he is the highest paid television child
star. But lately, he has been known for his
rather staunch opposition to fans watching his
own show. Talking about biting the hand that
feeds you.
8. Ianthe Fullagar
Not all rich teenagers come from the glamour
of the celebrity world. She originally won her
wealth from the 2008 EuroMillions lottery while
still a student and garnered over €7 million in
prize money. She was the youngest ever to win
the EuroMillions, winning at the age of 18. But
unlike many other teens who squander their
windfall, she has kept much of her wealth; and
just by virtue of that, she deserves to be on
this list.
9. Nick Jonas
This young man is an American singer,
songwriter, actor, and a member of Disney’s
beloved pop-rock Band “Jonas Brothers,” which
he grouped together with his brothers Joe and
Kevin. Originally meant to be a solo project for
Nicholas alone, the record producer liked the
way the trio collaborated, so made a group rise
up instead. His accumulated total earnings,
from his various television and Broadway
performances, go roughly about $18 million as
of 2012. Nick, now 19, was discovered while
having his haircut in a barbershop at the tender
age of 6.
10. Jaden Smith
Jaden is an African-American actor and the 13
year old son of acclaimed actor Will Smith. He
reportedly made $5 million for his lead role
portrayal in the Karate Kid movie co-starring
alongside the renowned action-comedy king
Jackie Chan. He also co-starred along with his
father in the films The Pursuit of Happyness
and Men in Black 2. Aside from his acting
prowess, he also earns from his rapping,
singing and dancing skills. His net worth is
roughly about $8 million. He just got done
filming After Earth, a film he co-stars in with
his dad.
There is indeed no predefined age to getting
rich. Combining talent, hard work, and
oppurtunity, these youngsters realized their
financial dreams.







Thank you All

The way people take selfies nowadays is alarming especially girls. I don't whether it is because of Instagram or what? Make them no dey put front camera(web cam) again for phones dem

Abeg make we know from the experienced ones both male and female

my opinion
10. Girlie o by Patoranking
9. On top your matter by Wizkid
8. Testimony by P Square
7. Koko se by Sound Sultan and Wizkid
6. Jaiye ori mi by Olubankole Wellington
5.Colombo by Mr. Songz
4. Skelewu by Davido
3 Shoki by Skales
2 Alobam by Phyno
1. Dorobucci by Mavins





Just a new Nairalander.WAB. Thank you. Please dontabuse

vikkyboboski: foolish boy!

Uncle or aunty no vex na ah just enter nl ah dae do wetin una like to do r

Am I the cutest guy on NL? No abuses please

Have been listening to this song. I don't really know who are the Royals . Please share your opinion....Thanks

That one na just name wetin them dae do with phone way dem no fitdo

15 Housefly
Houseflies don’t allow their short lifespans (14
days) to hinder their musical abilities. They
always hum in the key of F.
14 Ostrich
Ostriches can run faster than horses, and the
male ostriches can roar like lions.
13 Bat
Bats are the only mammals that can fly, but
wouldn’t it be awesome if humans could fly
too?
12 Kangaroo
Kangaroos use their tails for balance, so if you
lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground, it can’t
hop.
11 Spider
On average, there are 50,000 spiders per acre
in green areas. Bet you’ll think twice before
going outside now – unless you’re this guy.
10 Tiger
Tigers not only have stripes on their fur, they
also have them on their skin. No two tigers
ever have the same stripes.
9 Crocodile
Here’s a tidbit that might be useful if you plan
on becoming the next Steve Irwin: To escape
the grip of a crocodile’s jaw, push your thumb
into its eyeball – It will let you go instantly.
8 Flea
Fleas can jump up to 200 times their height.
This is equivalent to a man jumping the Empire
State Building in New York.
7 Cat
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. All the better
for them to eavesdrop on your conversations
and plot your demise.
6 Elephant
Elephants can smell water up to 3 miles away.
They are also one of the three mammals that
undergo menopause – the other two being
humpback whales and human females.
5 Koala
Koala bears almost exclusively eat only
eucalyptus leaves and nothing else.
4 Beaver
Because beavers’ teeth never stop growing,
they must constantly gnaw on objects to keep
them at a manageable length. Their teeth
would eventually grow into their brain if they
didn’t maintain them.
3 Ant
Beware an ant uprising! There are one million
ants for every human in the world. These
resilient creatures also never sleep and do not
have lungs.
2 Oyster
Oysters can change gender depending on which
is best for mating. Talk about successful
adaptation.
1 Butterfly
Butterflies have two compound eyes consisting
of thousands of lenses, yet they can only see
the colors red, green and yellow.
Thanks You All #Sorry I did not attach pictures. l will try harder next time.

Madness at its peak. Some Naija gals need deliverance Madness at its peak. Some Naija gals need deliverance

What is the name your funniest Nigerian actress? Mine is Funke Akindele

Even clib way dey make theor debut win Man Utd

Na true. new boy on Nairaland

Well informing