chibwike: ha..no oh..oya Rapzino apologise sharpaly

chibwike: Kelvigraphics, davp, oya come and share

Rapzino: lol, no hard feelings bro.

chibwike: Lol..i know na..una too much abeg

MizMyColi: Lolest.

I've never had to do that
Back in the day, I used lotsa greenlighting tho'

Babes are not smiling anymore

chibwike: Lol..how close?

I friendzoned her

naijaboiy:
I friendzoned her

tosyne2much: alryt no wahala

chibwike: ok, lemme set the ball rolling. I was in church one day, and there was this girl dat was just staring at me, any time i look at her, our eyes wud meet. I was like ahn ahn, wetin happen, why dis girl dey look me lyk dis, though i was happy sha, coz the girl was very beautiful. I decided to concentrate on the preachings and forget about the girl. But to my greatest suprise at the end of the service, the girl sister came to me and said her sis wants to see me. I was like oww ok,and i followed her immediately.


When i got to where the girl was, i now had a full picture of her, mehn she was drop dead georgous, her eyes were somthing else. then she started by saying "i have been looking at you and you ve been looking at me". Ok, do u attend dis church, bla bla bla, i came here for dis and dat, am a student of dis and dat, you knw girls talk na, then she was nw said, i think i lyk u, me was just mute tru out., feeling fly. Well i played along, we dated for smetime, and then she went bck to sch, nd we kinda lost contact. Its was really a nice experience, i felt loved and i was really happy, while it lasted.

willbob: Y uncle like u dey lie na?

Rapzino: You be whatapp guy

Neldrizzy: Many times!! One happened recently, she fully noz i have a gf but she wouldn't listen... To the extent she called ma elder bro asking him to talk 2me,she made friend with ma junior sister jus 2 get close 2me, Loll... She is still on the chase tho!! She no wan give up

tosyne2much: I no get u broda

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'' And she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i said '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she said '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

Rapzino: i mean you na correct guy

chibwike: Lol..because of marieolae

it happened before I knew marieolae

valmunich: Lol... Yea, my first girlfriend did woo me, it was very awkward then, I was very shy when she was busy dropping the bomb to me, I wished the ground would open and swallow me then. I agreed finally though the relationship didn't last. Since then, I don't allow girls woo me, I figured out I don't take em serious if they do

goofyone: I remember a few stories. And most have approached me because I'm rather reserved, you could say.

One gave green lights. I can't exactly remember when the lights started going green, though I know for a fact I was never interested in her. We became close somehow and ended up being friends. Till date we still are friends, even though she wants more than that.

The second one pushed quite far introducing me to her sisters. She brought her sister to school just to see me! Well, I never really took to her that much. We became friends. But at some point she stopped being my friend and never replied my messages again.

The third one is still persisting. She believes she has it all, and truly she has got it to quite an extent. An excellent job, a pretty assured future, a confident outlook, etc. Though she never had a great body, looks like she's done a lot of work in that area to become even more attractive. She started with encouraging me to go to church, read the bible; she would send me christians songs by watsapp, even though she's well aware these aren't really my stuff. Well...she persists nevertheless. My feelings are, that's just her way of communicating her admiration. I see the green lights all over the place.

I have actually come to learn that most ladies aren't open about wooing a guy. Most would give green lights and that's about it. Soonest, if you don't give them a chance, they could cut off all communications. And these are often confident, self-assured ladies. Some of course go the extra mile of directly asking the guy. Truth be told, I admire such ladies. But not to be mistaken, some do it for outright se.xual benefits.

naijaboiy:
it happened before I knew marieolae

chibwike: Lol, na so u fine reach

goofyone:
It isn't just about being fine. Girls do this for several reasons. They do it if the guy is cute, very intelligent, rich, sometimes shy, sometimes funny, etc. It doesn't have to do with just being cute.

tosyne2much: alryt broda.. I'm flattered

iamdotune: omo mehn ive been wooed by girls ss1 ss3 and tis gurl i met at a wedding
That of ss1 the girl get bf oo my classmate for that matter the girl came to meet me after school told me her feelings but i no gba
Ss3 tho the girl fine oo she asked me out through whatsapp we dated but ion rili like her i dated her out of pity so she wouldn't regret why she asked me out
The wedding own was cool tho tis girl keep staring at me but i concentrated at the event omo she come seat near me and was like af you eating ion mind to get you a food bla bla bla i just keep replying ok yes yeah ehn cool she collected my phone n called her number n stored it, that same night omo the girl call me o i said ion live at lagos i stay at abj

willbob: Liar of the Week

yemstok: Back in school then, there's this beautiful lady we attended the same fellowship W.C.F. Everytime we had morning devotions/bible study, she'd always wanna sit with me, she'd ask for my pen,borrow my bible when she had hers. I knew what she was up to but kept my cool. When she realized I was an engineering student, she was soo happy and demanded I would take her in MTH, I couldn't disagree cos she was irresistible.
We fixed a night class the following week...the class we used was very scanty of students, we got started with Laws of indices,logarithm and the likes sha. I realised when I explain a particular law to her, she'd pretend she didn't get it. She wud want me to repeat the explanation cos anytime I do that we make eye contact..me I knew what she wanted.
To cut the story short sha, after 4 night classes. She told me that she'd want a change of location. She said she wasn't comfortable with the class we were using, we changed the venue to a more scanty class..on the fifth tutorial, we had a very long one(na teach I teach am o), she was sleepy and asked if she could sleep. I was like 'sure, u shud rest now' I was shocked when she demanded she'd place her head on my laps.
Who am I to say NO? My laps served as her pillow for the night. She slept comfortably. That wasn't shocking enough. When I was seeing her off to her hostel, she stopped and told me she appreciates me for being there, her exact words "I appreciate u so much for being there. I love how u take me MTH, u made it seem so easy. I knew uve got something special when I first saw you. I love you..I want more from U" and she gave me a big,long hug. Then I took over from there....

I'm gonna stop here.

alexis007: ...guy....typo errors plus 2much 'ion'...u be welder?