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Boxer007:
Above 20

Do u take weed?

FEED1:
if it is a lie your free to prove me wrong

Ar u ok? If yes prove it. because ur trend mks no sense. Or is ur mother a prostitute? because she is above 30. Malam

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Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted leaving Saint Tropez’s exclusive club Le Quai in the early hours of Monday.
After leaving he was caught urinating in front of an ice cream store in the upmarket old harbour area of Saint Tropez as his friends stood guard nearby.
Despite trying to hide behind a car, port security guard agents were quick to spot the star, and immediately asked him to move on from the area. He wasn’t arrested, he only got a warning. More photos

NinoBrown888:
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Correct . Na sex sure pass

Imagine you need to Make a Decision and you were given this 2 Conditions where you have to choose one and turn the other one down.

3 Months without Internet or 3 Months without Sex, Which do you think you will Choose?

Drop your Comment.

Got this photo from Facebook and brought it on here. Considering the fact that some girls now grow beard. Is this a Guy Or a Girl.

Last year, veteran Nollywood actor and lawyer,Kenneth Okonkwo shocked man when he said he had not cheated on his wife of 7 years..In a new interview with the Sun,when asked how he achieved that, he said

I don’t like discussing my private life. So, I don’t want to be hammering on that because some of my brothers who may not be on that pedestal may view it as if one is trying to make them feel guilty. I was not a good guy. The truth is that, I have told my wife that I am not cheating on her, not because of her but because of God. So, it is rather about the fear of God than love for my wife, which is legendary. I tell you the truth, if you meet my wife, you will have no choice than to love her because she is beautiful, brilliant and somebody you can communicate and play with as if both of you are children. She is a very compatible woman, and even if I wasn’t born again, and if it were not for the grace and fear of God, I would have still loved her.
But I wouldn’t have a commensurate strength of character to be able to stand and not cheat on her. Some men that love their wives very much are still cheats, not because they want to cheat, but because the temptations in the world are so much that you need to have Jesus as Lord and saviour before you can overcome, especially in this modern time. I think what is working for my wife and I is not relating to each other as husband and wife but as friends. We still look at each other as girlfriend and boyfriend. I was once travelling from Abuja to Lagos and I met a lady, who was with her husband, and I asked her ‘is this your boyfriend?’ and she screamed ‘he is not my boyfriend, he is my husband!’ And I told her ‘I’m sorry, I thought you people are like husband and wife, who see each other as such’. My wife then walked in and asked, ‘is that her boyfriend?’ And the couple looked at each other in amazement. So, if your wife is just a wife to you or your husband is just a husband to you, good for you.

MVP Lagos Lounge owned by Nigerian stand-up comedian/actor and movie producer ,AY has been shut down. The club which had one of the best decor and interior I have seen was closed down for lack of sales, low patronage.

The Lounge which was opened in September, 2014 is no longer operating and open for business.

In an interview with Encomium, the comedian spoke on why his new establishment has been shut down.

“It’s not as if MVP has closed down business for good. We want to bring in fresh hands to run the place. For us it’s better to close our doors for a while and restrategise than things to get wrong. We need better and able hands to run the lounge. we are bringing in a professional from the Arabian gulf to work in the lounge” 

He dismissed the rumour that the lounge was in some sort of financial crisis as a result of low patronage but I know for a fact thats why the club closed down

The U.S. Mission in Nigeria says that no fewer than 220,000 Nigerians applied for non-immigrant visas in 2014.

The Chief Consular Officer of the U.S. Embassy, Ms Stacie Hankins, made this known at a media tour in Abuja today.

Hankins said its Consular Section approved 66 per cent of tourist visa applications.
She explained that two in every three applicants were successful.

Speaking to Access Hollywood, she said

'I think it was six months after I was newly single in like 2012, I was like why not? Like, what am I waiting for?' I called [Kanye] because I'm sure it was really hurtful that I got married and, even though it's not like we communicated all the time, I knew what he was thinking.

What is this? Wetin this Oyinbo wan turn this life into self? 

What a man can do a woman can do better?.  No now. Chai! dis is búllshit.

Whats your say?

No fewer than 7 people were killed & 26 others injured on Saturday when a 10yr old female suicide bomber detonated an Improvised Explosive Device at the entrance of the Damaturu Central Motor Park in Yobe.

Dr Garba Fika, Medical Director, Sani Abacha General Hospital, Damaturu gave the figure while briefing Gov. Ibrahim Gaidam about the condition of the victims on Saturday in Damaturu.

Students of the University of Abuja under the aegis, FCT NANS, yesterday locked out the Minister of the FCT, Bala Mohammed & other government officials over the refusal of the administration to purchase for them a School bus

The protesting students barricaded the entrance & exit gates of the FCTA Secretariat in Area 11, Garki District, Abuja for about some hours on Thursday with a list of demands

A combined team of Federal Fire Service & FCT Fire Service, on Thursday put out a fire which engulfed part of the Federal Secretariat in Abuja.

The  fire started at about 1.45 p.m and affected the 5th and 6th floors of phase three of the secretariat, which housed the Federal Ministry of Education.

Gareth Bale has been attacked again by angry fans after failing to progress to the final of the UEFA Champions League. Bale, this season has been on the end of hostilities from Real Madrid fans and could not help as they were dumped out of UCL by Juventus who progressed to the final. Fans hurled abuses and vile comments at the Welsh while he was driving away from the Bernabeu Stadium.

A girl asked me why some men prefer pros titutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are pros titute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC pros titutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside pros titute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic pros titute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild pros titutes in hotels becos you are in their. shoes too.
Now the 5 reasons some men prefer pros titutes are;
1. A pros titute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the pros titute out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of pros titutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. pros titutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, pros titutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A pros titute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for pros titutes, tell me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a pros titute (i mean WILD pros titute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act.

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