₦airaland Forum

EmperorIsaac:
It appears the Dike D'Oma 1 of Agulu eventually fired his tailor He's looking good in that outfit!

That guy is tormenting your SOUL. Do you like it like that? Anumpama

Karlovych:
Young man...

Evil mind don dey land here 😆

Exgee:
Hi everyone!

Doctors, Pharmacists and other Medical experts in the House, please help me out. I can't seem to understand how my body system is reacting to lack of sex anymore.

I've abstained from sex for exactly four years now. I decided against going into any relationship with any lady since my last encounter with my ex. And I don't patronize hook-up girls because I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't have any atom of feelings for. I Also do not believe in sleeping with random girls, reason I stayed away from sex until I'm ready for marriage. Another major reason is that I don't use condoms during sex, so I've got to be careful with whoever I'm getting down with.

Some nights, I would have wet dreams, get up to the bathroom to wash myself. I don't masturbate. Last night I had a wet dream again as i slept and laid on my stomach(Sleeping posture), in the middle of the night, I noticed my d**k was rubbing the mattress thoroughly and I noticed something discomforting, when I noticed what was about to occur, I tried to quickly jump off the bed, but unfortunately, while in the process of jumping off, I ejaculated profusely & uncontrollably. My semen was very thick as I checked my boxers. I got up and went straight to bath before going back to bed. I was so angry about it.

Today, I'm now feeling pains in my scrotum and it's a bit swollen too. After I finished bathing this afternoon and was trying to dry my body, I noticed semen coming out but looking like pre-cum.
I need some advice on what to do, and how to go about this please.

The bible says we shouldn't indulge in Premarital sex cos it's a sin. You guys preach against Masturbation cos some see it as a devilish act. While others say it can cause erectile dysfunctional issues. So I don't know what to do. I'm just between the rock and the hard ground now.

Is there any Drugs I can take to inhibit the activities of these stubborn semen?
Again, how do Reverend fathers cope without sex throughout their Lives?
I need answers.

You sounds good but is unfortunate that you are unable to keep away from se.x because of fear of God. Good for you buy……?

PDPdestroyer:
Nice one from our amiable VP

😆

olaolaking:
😜😜😜 We are going to show Tinubu shege.

He won't see 70 votes in 2027. 😅😅😅

😃😃😃 We are wiser now.

The North will disgrace him. 😂😂😂

We are cooking something. 😜😃😊😂

~ Universal coalition of haipob and wailing wailers of Nigeria

All these ok as far as you remain cursed with him

potent5:
Be patient and allow investigations to conclude. That was how otokoto started but turned out to be false allegations.

otokito wasn't FALSE

DomPerignon:
Compared to your Giringory that has adopted Indonesian style after much bashing for his drab Mao Communist black suit .

Wike is the Don on all fronts and beats your Agulu fraud hands down in evey area.

Baby talk by an old cargo.

Surely, this is now part of his RESUME. Obi’s spirit is still tormenting this white Brush face man.

brain54:
London, Oxford,pekam...

What's the difference right?

The difference is as clear as 7 up.

Oxford is an education based city that hosts Enhlish first ever university with over 70% of her population white and a strong wealthy/ student community. Peckham by the way not pekam as you wrote above is more of the oshodi of London, with high concentration of a particular tribe in Nigeria. It has over 70% non white with black community of roughly 50%. There is a huge low income population, very dirty environment, as I said, it is typical of Agege or oshodi.

London is London 😆

anonymous1759:
Waiting for Shidren of perdition to criticize it , while they praised Awka Fun City

Every state is copying Anambra state, even Lagos the land for all Naija. Lagos should be a pacesetter because it is a former capital of Nigetus built with our Naija Delta oil money.

olaolaking:
Instead of you to take a bitter pill and be humble for once. In an attempt to prove something, you expose yourself as an ignorant more. Please point to the presence of FG in Benue and Ekiti that was just created years back against Abia, Imo and Anambra. Mention the presence of the FG in Oyo. List the multinational companies headquarters in Benue and Ekiti.

By the way, why mentioning GDP. Where did you see GDP in the write up? In an attempt to prove what is not true, you quickly mentioned GDP to boost your libido. Had that region ever accepted responsibility before? They are know for shifting goalpost and blaming others. They never learned
I just yinmu

Olodo! The summary of what I wrote their is that IGR is not the measure of how wealthy/rich a state is but GDP. Ekiti and Benue you mentioned does not have high IGR and yes, federal government presence is very low. Three top state with strong federal government presence are Lagos, Abuja as a state, Rivers. IGR of these states are because of multinational coy and oil/ gas. Ogun enjoys the inflow of a lot of coy as a result of it nearness to Lagos. Oyo’s brown roofs Do equally generates igr from its massive old mud strutures. I am joking with this last line before you hang…..,,,,,self

dederocs:
Bottom line is make your state viable, by promoting peaceful coexistence.

Mowyou are quoting bottom line to me. 😆. Simple question, apart from Lagos and Abuja, name one state that is viable according to even your standard. You are afraid to mention your state or whai 😆. Name one Mr viable state and leave bottom line for the next chapter.

dederocs:
How can you get per capital of your state when most of your people can't live in your states. Make your states viable stop ranting.

Thats very interesting question. This exactly makes state where most of them can't live in their states quite unique in the sense that those states with their average per capital income are actually far more economically stronger than those that where they “migrate to live. Take example like Lagos, the major tribe in Lagos always cry that the migrants are taking and putting pressure in their resources. Most of these migrant in quote are marginally better off than their host. They raises money and send to their individual states while most of the indigenous people are poorer. Now you can see that despite the fact they move in other states, other states where they moved are not better off: they still live in horrible houses, poor asses to education, poor road infrastructure etc.

Name two or three states from your perspective and sound judgment that is VIABLE than the states where those that you said can't live in their state is going.
Can you name two or three viable states according to you and just mentioned one thing that makes them better off than others. Lol.

Apart from Lagos state that was once a capital

SpecialAdviser:
Davido and Cubana chief priest should be probed for rituals. I don't trust anything these days.

Are you ready to provide further information on this? You got to be repo now not for persecution yet but to provide further insight to your lack of trust because you see both of then together

Difrent:
Either this man or Umahi
Will get the APC ticket when it's the turn of the south east

You love the igbos smile 😃

olaolaking:
The first 10 on the log, no SE states despite their ever chest-beating attitude.

5 SS states make the list as expected These states wouldn't have much contributions in the absence of oil

SW State have 2 states in the first 5 - Not bad considering the absence of oyel.

2 states surprise me most. Benue and my state (Ekiti). I see these 2 states as poor and not well established enough to compete favourably with other states because of their sizes and age. But they both try to have been in that position. Kundus

Cross River's position is embarrassing considering her history and rich background.

GDP is the measure of wealth of a state or country and not IGR. Most states like Lagos, port harcourt etc igr are high due to foreign coys etc and federal government presence and not basically taxable public population. That’s while a state like Anambra, Imo and Abia is far more developed than states you may be hyping for high igr.
Post the GDP of states nd most especially GDP per capital of each state: this shows how wealthy a state is

madridguy:
I passed through the city few months ago and I must say Yoruba leaders are trying their best. Very lovely city. Calm and serene.

😆

PulaPower:
God bless the west side..

God bless Nigeria..

They have only four cities here while SE is five in the list. Lol

yarimo:
ABA should be removed from that list immediately, nothing is happening in reality

Are you really sick as some people says here in Nairaland? Remove Aba or put what? Bring every indices of development and put it side by side with any other Nigerian cities

Depriest2020:
We will be patient for south to complete their 8yrs and power moves back to north. Our major concern here in the north should be that, we do not produce another disaster like Buhari in 2031.

Are you okay, the present Disaster is in no way comparable to Buhari. We presently have the worst government ever now. Dammmm

Mabuggi88:
Na waoo, Indians no de tire?

are you ok, Indian with 1.4 billion with just 200k plus and Nigeria with partly 200 million with a huge 120k plus. It should be “ Nigeria no de tire” not Indians. Indians in this case is learning when compared with Nigeria

Cowardigbos:
Cry babies coming over to cry because it is not Pitobi's poster

Seyi makinde is a mole and a betrayal of SE

Fear of Obi is the beginning of WISDOM. You are obiphobic lol. real pepper

helinues:
Would you like to swap with Kanu in prison. As you are admiring overnight hero praising

it takes prison to make the most heros in the world. He’s name is written in gold: you can see he’s is always in strong spirit even more than you that roam about in Nairaland

SultanOfPuna:
Old soldier your visa on earth has expired. Return back to your original home of paradise where we all came from. Earth is not our home.
We are just visitors with temporary Visa. When our visa expire
We go back home. Goodbye Sir

Who told you “WE” all belong to paradise. Make sure you give your life to Christ and live a godly life in other to qualify for paradise. It is not automatic

SultanOfPuna:
All these Problem because you travelled to Kenya because of Kpekus
See wetin Kenyan Kpekus do you
Person wey suppose dey U.K 247

Why did you go to Kenya??

One of Amajiris is here to explain further

Thiefobi1:
It only in Nigeria a money launderer will be talking about corruption.

Gbajue is fantastically a corrupt man

spotted! One of the fuuls. Never disappoint

EddyNumerouno:
She initially attributed her weight loss to slimming tea and became a brand influencer for said company.

Now she’s singing a different song because the truth started coming out in whispers.

Wahala for anyone who takes these yeyebrities seriously

And now you knew her true story, has your life changed? Isiakwu

DM me first

Offpoint1:
For the love of me, I don't see why relocating from your home land to a foreign land a success.

We are screwed up mentally as people, thanks to useless African leaders.

Imagine people making relocation to foreign land a prayer point, an ambition or dream... That's now fxxkedup we are as people.

live and die in Nigeria. Stop! You got to see the world and it’s just one life. It worth doing. No regrets from me

victorazyvictor:
This one Davido is hugging and kissing everyone this period, what's he cooking?

Believe it or not, na staged.
Reason: Bansers won't even allow him in.

Anyway, Davido is better than Burnaboy.

find someone to hug and stop your unnecessary suspicions. Get a new pot and start cooking yours. Davido is a great guy