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Celebrities / The Current Top 5 Funniest Comedians In Nigeria by WitLek: 6:02pm On Nov 12, 2015
Comedy in Nigeria has gotten to a whole new level with rib cracking stars rising day-by-day. Out of these comedians, below is a list of the 5 funniest comedians you would nearly die while listening to their jokes.



5 GORDONS: The Warri comedian has taken comedy in Nigeria into different forms. He is very witty even on twitter.



4 BOVI: He is a master of skits and produces some of the best stand up comedies in Nigeria today.



3 STILL RINGING: He with his Yoruba interpretations have caused havoc in many shows in Nigeria today. The duo are very rib cracking.



2 BASKET MOUTH: The GLO ambassador and Former best comedian in Nigeria is taking Nigerian comedy places. He cracks witty jokes too and is one of Nigeria's highly respected comedians.



1 SEYI LAW: Currently the funniest comedian in Nigeria, he is simply good at it. Very funny in deed and words. Although not very good at skits, he knows how to handle the mic and move the crowd.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by WitLek: 4:23am On Sep 16, 2015
The University of Ibadan on Tuesday released its post-UTME results for the 2015/2016 session, warning that admission would be keen because of low quota admission given to the institution by the National Universities Commission. Out of the 8,992 that scored above 50 per cent, the school can only accommodate 3,700. While announcing the result, the Vice Chancellor of the institution, Prof. Isaac Adewole, who was represented by the school’s Deputy Vice Chancellor Administration, Prof. Emilolorun Ayelari, said a total of 19,268 sat for the examination while 8,992 scored above 50 per cent. “In UI, only candidates that scored over 200 in the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination were invited for the post-UTME test. 20,800 applied but 19,268 candidates took part in the examination. A total of 8,992 candidates scored above 50 marks, representing 46.7 per cent of the candidates. This is lower than the 67.7 per cent that was recorded last year,” he said. Ayelari added that the cut off point for Medicine and Surgery was 80 last year because many candidates scored high marks. “For that year, our total quota for the course was 150 including those who applied for direct entry. Our admission policy in UI was reviewed to ensure that the best candidates are admitted. In the last few years since we started the post-UTME, withdrawal rate at the end of first year has reduced greatly. “Our admission quota is 3,700. That means we can only pick the best. We cannot admit someone who scored 65 when there are candidates who scored 75. We appeal to the public not to push pressure on our members of staff. There is no course that is bad in a university; there is market for bright students in any course. Last year, the cut off point for Economics was 73, this year, it will be higher. In Law, 278 candidates scored 70 and above and the highest score is 86 per cent. The quota is around 150 including direct entry candidates.” The institution also announced that five candidates who scored the highest marks would be offered full scholarship by the school. “This year, the highest score is 86 marks scored by Adetunji Adebowale and Amaji Charles. Adebiyi Toluwalogo scored 85 marks while Dorcas Odunayo and Olowosulu Olawumi scored 83. These five will enjoy full UI scholarship,” Ayelari said.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by WitLek: 8:43am On Jul 31, 2015
bukie26:
I'm debby and m comin in for medicine
I'm Efosa, med too
Education / The Top 5 Most Intelligent Students In Ogun State by WitLek: 10:52pm On Jul 30, 2015
Speculations have arrived from the gateway state, Ogun State, as to who are the most highly intelligent students in the state. Intelligence here should be stated out clearly as being different from 'brilliance' which is a common phenomenon.

A brilliant student, having being taught, can read, memorize and answer straightforward questions from that area that he or she has been taught. In a juxtaposition, an intelligent student can apply what he or she has been taught, in order to answer twisted or cunny questions. Also, puzzles and logically systemic questions can be handled by the intelligent student.

Now, who are the most intelligent students in Ogun State?


5. ABATI SAMUEL

This student of Taidob College Asero, Abeokuta has tried his best against all odds. He has participated in major competitions like American Mathematics Competition, Promasidor Mathematics competition and so on. He is a promising young student, who at 12 years, could solve major 6th grade calculus. He has an estimated IQ of 70 %.


4. ASHIMOLOWO ESTHER RANTI

She is a girl who attends Alaba Lawson College, Ogun. She has also partaked in major competitions in the country and also is an human rights activist and Gender Initiative developer together with her Mom, Mrs Olubunmi Ashimolowo. She has an estimated IQ of 71 %.


3. OGELEKA HOSEA A.

This is one of the extremely intelligent students in the state. He attends Day Waterman College and has represented his country Nigeria in Africa and abroad. He once wrote a gifted test and scored 28 out of 29 marks. His estimated IQ is 75 %.


2. IYAWE EFOSA P.

He sure is one of the greatest in the country in terms of Logic, Mathematics, Aptitude and Spatial intelligence. He attends Adeline Ogunlade College, Abeokuta. He came 9th in Southwest at the 6th National Mathematics and Intelligence Aptitude tests. He has an estimated IQ of 82 %.


1. FOLORUNSHO TEMITOPE

Oh! He looks small at sight but, behind that is a big brain. He is a student of Ota Total Acadeny , Ota, Ogun. He is one of the kings in the country in terms of Mathematical calculations. He came second in the Ogun State Cowbell competition both in his junior and senior level in 2012 and 2014 respectively. He also came 2nd in Southwest and 7th in Nigeria in the National Mathematics and Intelligence Aptitude tests. His estimated IQ is 85 %.

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