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Great thread! Here are a few to keep the laughs coming:

1. My wife asked me to take her somewhere expensive, so I took her to the petrol station.

2. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They are right behind you."

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Keep them coming, everyone!