A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live
in a loving relationship with their wife".
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the
last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today,
some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following
text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the other
wife's response to the love message..
here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again.

2. That was then, not now.

3. You wan borrow money abi?

4. What did you do again. I won’t forgive you this time!

5. Meaning?

6. Is that a new song?

7. Am I dreaming!

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die
today!

9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!

10. Abeg na who be this?

libertyfather:
This is the work of that stupid camera man saliu... I will see what to do. Please close your eyes viewers..... thanks

it's already late

tellwisdom:
Op, where did you get these pictures from??

Why leave object dey chase shadow?

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The Boko-Haram terrorist organization is not resting on its oars in the fight to cause pain and terror on Nigeria. These photos shared from a twitter handle, Terror Monitor shows a local Boko-Haram rocket bomb making factory. The photos were shared to enlighten people that the Army isn’t doing enough to curb the menace of the Boko-Haram. Checkout photos from the factory below.

The female NTA presenter thought they were on a commercial break and brought out her make-up to touch up not knowing the camera was still rolling and she was live on air.

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Hundreds of children dressed up in spooky costumes took over the White House’s South Lawn to celebrate Halloween with US President Barack Obama and the First Lady yesterday. The President was so impressed by this young boy who was dressed up as the Pope in his Popemobile, that he declared him ‘top prize’. See how hard the lil toddler made Obama and his wife laugh. So adorable!

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Jahdiah dontres Norelus is a Facebook celeb, known for his
very unique fashion choices. He says he’s a stylist and an
upcoming rapper. Oh, he’s American. See his photos after the
cut..

And #1 is...

#1 – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (Net
Worth: $125 Million)

You probably weren’t very surprised to see that the richest
wrestler in history is also one of the highest grossing actors
in Hollywood of the last decade.
Johnson’s father was a professional wrestler, so he got a
fast track to the WWE once his football playing days at the
University of Miami were finished. Johnson started off
wrestling with an unpopular Hawaiian gimmick that never
caught on, but when he became a trash talking member of
“The Nation of Domination,” he had captured the people’s
attention and the “most electrifying superstar” was born.
Johnson then turned face (good guy character), and became
“The People’s Champion.” His catchphrases and
mannerisms transcended into mainstream culture, so
Johnson gave up wrestling full-time to pursue his acting
career, in a decision that has created a Hollywood icon and
made “The Rock” very wealthy.
Johnson still comes back to the WWE from time to time,
and has fought John Cena in two recent Wrestlemania
matches. At this rate, Johnson has a long way to fall before
he ever hits rock bottom, and he would probably land on a
pile of cash, anyway.

#2 – “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Net Worth:
$45 Million)

John Cena might be the franchise player now in the WWE,
but he’s not even close to the amount of popularity that
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin had as the main man with the
company.
Austin bounced around for a while between different
wrestling organizations before his “Stone Cold” gimmick
caught on like wildfire after the 1997 King of the Ring
Tournament.
Austin has been working as an actor for nearly 20 years in
addition to his wrestling career, and also hosts television
shows for multiple networks.
Austin also has the most successful podcast in sports right
now, conducting hard hitting interviews with the biggest
names in wrestling. From Austin 3:16 to the iconic phrase,
“Hell Yeah!,” Austin created an incredibly marketable
persona and the amount of merchandise that Austin was
able to sell in the late 1990s was ridiculous, and he’s still
banking off his image to this day.

#3 – John Cena (Net Worth: $35 Million)

The biggest name in wrestling right now is the current
United States Champion, John Cena.
Cena debuted in the WWE in 2002 in a singles match
against Kurt Angle, in which he nearly won. Cena became a
fan favorite and adopted the gimmick of a white rapper
who would trash talk his opponents before going toe-to-toe
with them in a clear homage to Muhammad Ali.
Cena’s gimmick has morphed into the All-American man
who “Never Gives Up” and teaches “Hustle, Loyalty, and
Respect.” Cena has also done some acting work, but not in
a full-time capacity as wrestling is his first love.
Still, Cena is the current face of the company (despite
repeatedly informing us that we can’t see him) so he makes
loads of money in salary and endorsements. Cena is 38
years old right now, but it appears he has plenty of time left
in the WWE.

#4 – “Triple H” Paul Levesque (Net Worth:
$25 Million)

It’s hard to believe the guy that debuted more than 20
years ago with an awful name like “Terra Ryzing,” would
still be a big time name in the WWE.
Levesque worked with the WCW for a brief time before
coming back to the WWE with another gimmick of Hunter
Hearst Helmsley, a blueblood New Englander who looked
down on the fans.
Thankfully, Levesque’s character was repackaged into the
“Cerebral Assassin” known as Triple H, and he ended up
meeting the love of his life, who just happened to be the
boss’s daughter, Stephanie McMahon; the two have been
married for over a decade, and Triple H is now the COO of
the company with a salary of $1.5 million per year.
Triple H went from “terrorizing,” to assassinating, to
corporate America: the natural pedigree of a businessman.

#5 – Kurt Angle (Net Worth: $20 Million)

The only professional wrestler involved in actual wrestling
after college in his career, is Kurt Angle.
Angle won gold at the 1996 Olympics in heavyweight
wrestling “with a broken freakin’ neck,” and he is sure to
let everyone know about that. Angle then got into pro
wrestling, where he went fairly unnoticed in ECW and the
NWA before being signed in 1998 by the WWE.
Angle debuted with the company the next year after
training and quickly got a big push from the writers as an
American hero that preached the three I’s of “Intensity,
Integrity and Intelligence.” Angle also played a heel (bad
guy), which was ironic considering his finisher was a
modified ankle lock, character that was very memorable
before shipping off to TNA and becoming the highest paid
wrestler with their company.
You still suck, though, Kurt.

#6 – “Big Show” Paul Wight (Net Worth: $20
Million)

These days, you can hear chants of “Please retire!” being
hurled from the crowd towards the 43 year old Paul Wight,
but the giant probably can’t hear you all the way down
there; if you were making as much money as he was, you
probably wouldn’t give any hecklers a second thought
anyway.
Wight was known as “The Giant” during his days with the
WCW, but Vince McMahon changed it when he came to the
WWE, as not to confuse him with Andre the Giant.
Wight became “The Big Show” upon his WWE debut and
was dubbed the largest athlete in the world.
Wight has had a long run in wrestling, with a career that
has spanned 20 years. Wight has also been involved with a
few movies and television productions to help him earn
extra fame and fortune, and he’s been pretty frugal with
his money, but never his appetite.

#7 – Chris Jericho (Net Worth: $18 Million)

Chris Jericho (who was born as Chris Irvine) is the only
wrestler on our list from the Great White North of Canada.
Jericho became a big name during his WCW days as a solid
wrestler and an incredibly entertaining microphone
personality. Jericho hopped over to the WWE before the
walls of WCW were broken down and was immediately
thrust into the main event.
Jericho was one of the few wrestlers that found long term
success after coming over from the WCW, and is still
making appearances for the company.
Jericho also has a successful autobiography to his name,
and is the lead singer of the internationally successful rock
band Fozzy. You can also listen to his podcast each week,
which has been quite successful thanks to substantial
revenue from advertisers. Maybe someday Jericho will
actually buy a decent haircut.

#8 – Shawn Michaels (Net Worth: $17
Million)

Shawn Michaels was born Michael Shawn Hickenbottom,
but it was rearranged to better fit a wrestling persona.
Michaels made his debut in the WWE all the way back in
1987 when he was just 21 years old, becoming a part of the
Rockers tag team with Marty Jannetty. During the down
years in between the Hulk Hogan era and the Attitude Era,
Michaels was a headliner bringing in a fortune for himself
and the company.
To prevent Michaels from defecting over to the WCW like
other top wrestlers in WWE at the time, Vince McMahon
gave Shawn Michaels a sizable monetary incentive to stick
around.
Michaels still works with the company in a small capacity,
but he has not been involved in a singles match since he
was defeated by the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Only time
will tell if he will bring sexy back to the WWE.

#9 – “The Undertaker” Mark Calaway (Net
Worth: $16 Million)

Back in the late 1980s and early 1990s, pro wrestlers were
given gimmicks of people that had everyday jobs; there was
a dentist, a barber, a trash man, and even a worker with
the Internal Revenue Service.
One of the gimmicks of the “glory” days of wrestling was
that of “The Undertaker,” the mysterious giant that didn’t
talk and popped out of tombstones with a blank,
intimidating gaze; a far cry from the boring and morbid
reality of the actual occupation.
Calaway has been in the WWE ever since 1990, all under
the same name, but his gimmick changed a couple of times
during his career including coming back to life (did we
mention he was considered dead?), and then “dying” again:
the epitome of realism.
You don’t see the 50 year old wrestle much these days, but
Calaway has been making annual appearances at
Wrestlemania, where he had a streak of 21 wins at the
event before losing to Brock Lesnar in an unforgettable
Wrestlemania moment.

It’s not just the cable viewers that bring in big money, as
unaired house shows, pay-per-views, and their very own
network have made the WWE worth more than $1 billion.
The success of professional wrestling has made many of the
top acts filthy rich; they have given their bodies for the
sake of entertainment and have earned their millions of
dollars in sweat and blood. Which wrestlers are the richest,
though? Here are the top 10 wrestlers that have pulled in
the most money, but others were disqualified due to
technicalities; Vince and Stephanie McMahon have been in
wrestling matches and run the WWE, but they were never
full time wrestlers. Only talent that was considered full
time at one point made the list, and here are the 10 richest
wrestlers that have ever stepped into the squared circle.

#10 – Mick Foley (Net Worth: $15 Million)

On a list of wrestlers who have taken the most abuse, Mick
Foley would probably be at the top of the list. Having lost
part of an ear and several teeth, Mick Foley has put his
body through the wringer. Foley spent time wrestling all
over the world, but his most notable run came when he
was in the WWE. Foley had three different characters
within the company, playing Mankind, Cactus Jack, and
Dude Love.
Foley was a fan favorite because of his likeable appeal,
even if he didn’t have the look of many other wrestlers of
the period. The “Hardcore Legend” is still busy these days,
but not in wrestling; he is working in the stand-up comedy
circuit and an accomplished author. Foley has had a couple
of best-selling children’s books that have netted him a
fortune, proving you can’t really judge a book by its cover.

source: www.myfirstclasslife.com/oh-yeahhhh-10-richest-wrestling-superstars-of-all-time/10/

searching4lovee:
I KNOW THEY WILL BE IGBOS. SHAMELESS PEOPLE

Some people who try to crack joke end up making themselves a joke.
Stop just reading highlights alone - it saves you from talking nonsense

It looks like this husband and wife were told to pray on their “special places” on their wedding day so that the things will perform well and won’t be distributed outside marriage.

Checkout this fabulous duplex which was spotted in a community. I was told it is in Benue state, though I cannot confirm it as of now. We urban city dwellers couldn’t be prouder of our dwellings than these joyous folks who felt very happy posing in front of their ‘mansion’. It even has a penthouse! Lmao! Let’s learn to derive joy from the simple things of life, people

Judging by the attitude of some Nigerians to Linda Ikeji’s
acquisition of a half a billion Naira home in upscale Banana Island,
Ikoyi this week, a lot of people don’t believe she earns her money
only from blogging. Several people have started circulating rumours
that the Forbes ranked successful blogger makes money from other
undisclosed sources.

One particular rumour confidently making the rounds is that Ms.
Ikeji got some dirt on a politician and approached him and that the
politician compensated her with a N500 million home. The story is
as fake as it is unbelievable but Nigerians often need a reason to
doubt genuine success, especially when there is a feeling that your
success should not pale in comparison.

Whilst there may be some genuine grievances in some corners
about when Ms. Ikeji or her more outspoken younger sister brag
about high end purchases like thousand dollar shoes and bags,
Linda’s intentions are genuine. She is not seeking to stir up envy
but trying to help young Nigerian women forge a new path.
Traditionally most young women rely on men for even their most
basic of needs, Linda’s entrepreneurial success and business
acumen help to demonstrate that there is an alternative to the age
old tradition of “money for hand and back for ground”.
So how much does Linda really make and how did she move from
“Mushin to Mohits” in a sense in just about a decade without
joining politics, or sleeping around with politicians.
The Herald in this report has uncovered how Linda really makes
her billions.

1. Google Adsense: According to information at our
disposal, Linda Ikeji and bloggers in her bracket typically
make $50,000 to $80,000 monthly in income from Google.
So that means Linda makes N10 to N16 million per month
in Adsense revenue.

2. Headline Banners: Linda charges N1 million per month
for a 728 by 90 banner ad, the ad that appears around the
Welcome To Linda Ikeji Blog placeholder when you log on
to the site. Jumia has reportedly paid Linda N12 million
for the whole year and their banner ad remains on the
desktop version of the site 24/7. Occasionally other
advertisers also opt for the space and Linda will share the
space for two companies. So in a year Linda makes a
minimum of N18 million from this space.

3. Side Banners: Linda charges between 500k and 700k per
month for side banners and she has a minimum of 6 to 8
advertisers at any given time bringing her earnings to a
minimum of N3 million monthly.

4. Sponsored Posts : Linda reportedly charges 50,000 per
sponsored post and she reportedly does about 5 to 10 of
these a day which brings her daily potential earnings in
this regard to N500k and monthly total to N15 million.
Here is an example of a recent sponsored post on
LIB http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/martell-300-
promo-win-your-very-own#more

5. Page Takeover: Should you log on to the Linda Ikeji blog
on a desktop site now, you will notice an MTN advert in
the background. Our sources tell us that cost N4 million
per week. So potentially Linda makes N16 million monthly
from that space.
On an aggregate Linda can make anywhere from N50 million to N
70 million per month in advert revenue. When you do the
calculations that comes to a maximum of about N 840 million per
year or almost a billion.

Now you see why Laura says her big sis is Linda “Chopping Money”
Ikeji. A report from PWC released late last month said the Nigerian
media industry is currently valued at $4 billion but projected to
grow even bigger by 2019, so it means Linda may be chopping this
money for quite a very long time.

www.naijamember.com/2015/10/24/revealed-how-linda-ikeji-really-mints-her-billions/

Her Wardrobe Collection Alone Can Feed The Whole Of Lagos
For One Month! lol

Stunning on her birthday in a Herve Leger dress paired with a
Stuart Weitzman strappy heels. (1st pics )

Linda in a Valentino shoe coupled with a Valentino bag! (2nd pics)

BCBG dress, Prada sandals and Christian Dior bag! Jeez thats how
much?! (3rd pics )

This photo of Linda in Tommy Hilfigers Denim on Denim paired
with Fendi shoes and Fendi Python bag just proves she’s a
billionaire! (4th pics )

Lets Not Forget She Believes In Family! Linda Takes Her Family
On Exclusive And Luxurious Vacations Around The World

She Recently Acquired A Mansion On Nigeria’s Creme De La
Creme Island (Banana Island) Worth Over 800 Million

From modelling to blogging and now a Billionaire, join us as we take a look at the fabulous life of Linda Ikeji and how she spends her Billions! Her Networth Linda makes an estimated N59, 190, 000 monthly on her blog (calculate that times twelve and the numbers will leave you dizzy!) and recently acquired an N800M mansion in Banana Island. Linda Ikeji’s total networth is an estimated N3.2 Billion Her Luxurious Life She Owns Three Exotic Cars Including A 2014 Evougue, 2014 Range Rover And An Infiniti FX 35 Worth 8 Million!