TEACHER: Anything You Cannot See,Touch And
Feel Does Not Exist.
Example, Can U See God?
Akpos: NO
TEACHER: Can You Touch God?
Akpos: NO
TEACHER: Can You Feel God?
Akpos: NO
TEACHER: This Means There Is No God. Can
Anybody Give Me Any Other Example?
AKPOS: Yes Ma, TEACHER: Go Ahead AKPOS.
(AKPOS Faces The Teacher)
AKPOS: Can You See Your Brain?
TEACHER: NO, AKPOS: Can You Touch Your
Brain?
TEACHER: NO.
AKPOS: Can You Feel Your Brain?
TEACHER: NO.
AKPOS: Therefore, YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.
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Is Akpos Right Or Wrong
Read Read Read..
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This is to inform 2015 prospective UTME candidates that the deadline for the registration of 2015 UTME has been extended.

The new deadline is Sunday, February 08, 2015.

This is an opportunity for all those who are yet to register to do so.

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Nothing in life is worth fighting for. Your best clothes is someone's rag,your account balance is someone's donation at a function, your girl friend/boy friend or fiance/fiancee' is someone's Ex. Every single prostitute you see in a hotel or on the street at night was at some point in time a virgin. So what is the squabble all about? Life is too small to feel bigger or better than anybody. We're all naked to death says Steve Jobs. Nothing can save us from it. I hate to see people who Brag about wealth, beauty, intelligence, level of education, fame and material possessions. There's nothing you've achieved in life that no one else has never gotten. There's only one thing that is worth bragging which is "BELIEVE IN GOD ALMIGHTY". SO BE GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW MAN AND ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS. Always remember that the people you trampled upon on your way up a ladder will be the same set of people you're likely to pass on your way down, so cause no problem for others because if you do, they'll become your very problem one day. Finally, even banana stems will one day become dried leaves. Pls don't be selfish , pass on to friends as we're all in one way or the other guilty.
If one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise to make you laugh but I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away don't be afraid to call me. I promise to be there running beside you.
But if one day you call me and there's no answer, come to me, perhaps I need you.

* * ,, * *
* I care for *
*. You *
"* ,, *"
One day, one of us will not be here and then it'll be too late to say I care. Tears may flow, but I will be long gone. So, forward to everyone you care for- I just did!
Send to your best friends no matter how often you talk or how close you are. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them & new friends know u never will.

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RApplications are ongoing for the 2016 Fulbright Foreign Student Program in USA for Masters and PhD students. The Fulbright Foreign Student Program enables graduate students, young professionals, and artists from abroad to research and study in the United States for one year or longer at U.S. universities or other appropriate institutions.

The Fulbright Foreign Student Program encourages applications from all fields, including interdisciplinary ones and around 4000 international students recieve the Fullbright scholarship every year. The program is applicable to numerous USA Universities and Academic Institutions and is open to International students from 155 countries around the world.
Scholarship Value

The grant funds tuition, airfare, a living stipend, and health insurance, etc. The Fulbright program provides funding for the duration of the study. See the official website and country specific websites for the complete list of scholarship benefits.
Eligibility

Program eligibility and selection procedures vary widely by country. Please see the country specific websites to find information about the Fulbright Program in your home country, including eligibility requirements and application guidelines.
Application Procedures and Deadline

Applications for AY 2016-2017 starts to open on the 1st quarter of 2015, depending on the country. All Foreign Student Program applications are processed by bi-national Fulbright Commissions/Foundations or U.S. Embassies.

Therefore, foreign students must apply through the Fulbright Commission/Foundation or U.S. Embassy in their home countries. Deadline varies per country but is around February to October 2015 (annually) and courses start AY 2016/2017.

For more information on how to apply, full details on eligibility and scholarship benefits visit the official website and the country specific websites for detailed information.

Official Fulbright Foreign Student Program at
www.foreign.fulbrightonline.org/about/foreign-fulbright

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Abel Cain, the resource person to the Global Organization on Open Education Resources and Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), has disclosed that only about 400,000 candidates out of a total of 1.6 million that sat for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) in Nigeria were able to secure admission for 2014/2015 session.

He made this known during a workshop for staff and management of the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) in Lagos.

He described as alarming the inability of candidates to gain admission into various tertiary institutions in the country.

According to him, for the country to overcome this challenge, open and distance learning system of education must be embraced and empowered.

He mentioned that virtually all the leading universities in the world, including Harvard University, Yale University, among others, have adopted MOOCs as a way of opening up access to all categories of students free of charge.

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NECO GCE (November/December) 2014 result has been released by the examination body. Members of the public and all candidates that took part in the examination can now check their results.

The National Examinations Council (NECO), after the release of the 2014 November /December External Senior School Certificate Examination results, has released the statistics of the examination. It indicates that the performance in the examination is better this year.

How to Check 2014 NECO GCE Result
The following are the steps you need to carry out to check your NECO GCE result online;

Candidates should go to NECO result checking portal at http://www.mynecoexams.com/results/default.aspx
Select your examination type i.e. Nov/Dec
Then choose your year of examination. 2014 in this case.
Enter the PIN on your result checking scratch card in the required column
Enter your examination number
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