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Health / Re: Man Swallows Phone To Prevent Wife From Reading His Texts: Ends Up In Hospital by Wizpa(m): 2:04pm On Mar 26
Jennyclay:
Let assume it was the other way round, this thread would have been on fire, by now it would have been on page 80 with the latest derogatory words in town undecided

You would read stupid advice like “go and do DNA test on all your children” “women are this, women are that…” bla bla bla undecided

Since he’s a man, suddenly everyone wants to know why What happened How manage Rubbish!!

I pray the phone he swallowed causes more complications in his body system undecided

Nonsense randy men everywhere!!
Rubbish!!!


You are smarter when you have nothing to stay... grow up infant!
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Dispatcher Carrying Pistol In Dolphin Estate, Ajah by Wizpa(m): 9:00am On Mar 25
Jennyclay:
The police should also go after the receiver

Criminals!!

Wicked men undecided

Moomoo
Celebrities / Re: K1 De Ultimate Hits Back At Ex Drummer Who Accused Him Of Using Staff As Slaves by Wizpa(m): 3:36pm On Mar 18
My question is were they forced
Crime / Re: I Was Defrauded By Canada-Based Nigerian, Not His Accomplice — Lawyer by Wizpa(m): 9:15am On Mar 16
angry
Politics / Re: Wike Appoints Chidi Amadi As Chief Of Staff by Wizpa(m): 8:55pm On Mar 15
angry
Politics / Re: Civil Servants Demand N907,000 Minimum Wage, Give Reasons by Wizpa(m): 12:30pm On Mar 15
Namaster:
No one is going to pay #907k minimum wage in Nigeria. Not even in the next 35 years.

Imagine the ripple effects. Inflation will take off like a rocket launched by Spacex.

In a bid to sound smart, you ended up being very fooolish, very very fooolish. I won't explain why.. you have a brain! Figure it out yourself
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Gifts Girlfriend, Stefanie Ladewig, ₦6.5M Valentine's Gift by Wizpa(m): 3:01pm On Mar 13
cheesy
pargelenis:
Congratulations bro. I think the prize for FTC is 1 tin of peak milk. Contact the modz grin

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Business / Re: Bitcoin Breaks $70,000 In Volatile Trading, Hitting A New Record To End The Week by Wizpa(m): 7:12pm On Mar 12
superlanny:
In Nigeria a good number of uninformed ignoramauses will say crypto is a scam, and will hail the govt for banning Binance, in sane climes with sensible people they are making loads of cool money trading and dealing in cryptocurrency.

This country and its people are too backward and archaic in their thinking.

Crypto is like Gamble
You need not encourage it
If it works for you, fine... keep shut and do it your way
Someone recently committed suicide because of Crypto, besides Bitcoin is just one amongst thousands of coins out there, so don't be an ITK or you might learn and it will be in the Hard Way.
Politics / Re: “You Are Incompetent” - Soludo Blasts His Commissioner Of Works, Ifeanyi Okoma by Wizpa(m): 4:17pm On Mar 10
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Food / Re: What Is The Price Of Titus Sardine In Your Area by Wizpa(m): 8:24pm On Mar 09
grin
Education / Re: Student Rolls On Floor After Receiving ₦‎50,000 Education Grant From Ogun State by Wizpa(m): 2:19pm On Mar 08
embarassed
Properties / Re: Roofing Styles: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photos) by Wizpa(m): 10:19am On Mar 06
You forgot to add thatch
Politics / Re: VP Kashim Shettima Visits Muhammadu Buhari In Daura by Wizpa(m): 5:16pm On Mar 02
Buhari that Is supposed to be in Jail by now undecided
Religion / Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Wizpa(m): 10:56am On Mar 02
EreluRoz:
If you are inside a bottle you will forgive her and asked her to forgive you for making her cheat on you

Only evil witches think like this
Are you a Evil Witch??
Sounds to me more like a descendant of Jezebel

Repent now or your end will be disastrous!!!
Phones / Re: Help! A Phone Thief Created An Opay Card And Withdrew My Sister's Funds by Wizpa(m): 11:23am On Feb 29
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I no de like comment on people but make I cap u small matterz..


A real PH boy no de fear KALA. A port harcourt boi of 12years don de chop or handle KALA..


Wen it comes to banter(fight), PH boy go GIRI DIE for that BANTER, Weda na death or not..

For those MANCHIS to DISEMBARK them no say THIEF no de THIEF THIEF for daylight..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You never still change your supplier grin

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Crime / Re: Son Arrested For Stabbing Mother To Death In Jigawa by Wizpa(m): 12:29pm On Feb 28
Jennyclay:
Another animalistic behavior from these broke men again undecided.

I always see broke men as wild animals reason I avoid them. They can kill over petty things.

Imagine, this monster killed his son over little portion of food. Another monster butchered someone’s daughter because of 7k. undecided

God please, deliver me from these wild animals.

Dumbo should be your new name grin
Crime / Re: Son Arrested For Stabbing Mother To Death In Jigawa by Wizpa(m): 12:25pm On Feb 28
Jennyclay:
Another animalistic behavior from these broke men again undecided.

I always see broke men as wild animals reason I avoid them. They can kill over petty things.

Imagine, this monster killed his son over little portion of food. Another monster butchered someone’s daughter because of 7k. undecided

God please, deliver me from these wild animals.

It's obvious you didn't read the post or maybe you read and decided to be du.mb with your conclusions. Dumbo!!
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests grandpa, Intercepts Cocaine Consignments In Canvas Shoes by Wizpa(m): 3:19pm On Feb 25
angry
Politics / Re: Qatar Makes U-Turn, Accepts Nigeria's Proposed Business Meeting by Wizpa(m): 2:42pm On Feb 25
Arobaga:
Chaiii only God knows how much Tinubu has begged make them no fall him hand
It’s only a fool that would go back the meal he was previously denied
You beg person say you wan eat the person hide food before your face while you’re about leaving he calls you back to eat
And you foolishly went to wash hand

I don't get your point, which hand you dey talk about! Nigeria needs Qatar's Petroleum Management strategy this period to help the country... you are talking about Falling hand

You have let Vain Pride and Ignorance overwhelm you
Sports / Re: 'Made in Nigeria': Fulham, Premier League Celebrate Iwobi, Bassey's goals at OT by Wizpa(m): 2:36pm On Feb 25
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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Gifts Girlfriend, Stefanie Ladewig, ₦6.5M Valentine's Gift by Wizpa(m): 9:28pm On Feb 24
fuckJones:
go to court

For what
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Gifts Girlfriend, Stefanie Ladewig, ₦6.5M Valentine's Gift by Wizpa(m): 2:28pm On Feb 24
First Time I made "First To Comment" since 2012 I have been on Nairaland. cheesy

Seun I await my certificate grin

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Food / Re: See How I Spent ₦1000 by Wizpa(m): 2:40pm On Feb 22
theophorus:
Chop better! Na indomie a whole man dey chop.

Find better Apu/Garri with Better soup chop, down dem with Better Sachet water wen dey room temperature.

Buy Apu 300/ 3 cups of Garri
But that same Fish 350
Big Green Vegetables 200
Pepper 100.

Na better value for money be that.


You never talk
MAGGI
ONIONS
OIL
SALT
Sports / Re: Osimhen & Boniface Beat Ronaldo As World Best Strikers By SPORTbible by Wizpa(m): 10:12am On Feb 21
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Food / Re: A Nigerian Dad's Funny Advice To Baby Goes Viral (pic, video) by Wizpa(m): 4:22pm On Feb 20
If una like make una sit down there dey catch cruise, this is another time to protest! Do the needful or you gonna learn and it might be in the Hard Way! Don't play!!

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Crime / Re: NDLEA arrests Female Lawyer, Intercepts Loud Concealed In Loudspeakers by Wizpa(m): 10:20pm On Feb 18
grin
Politics / Re: Sowore: The Revolution They Are Running From Is About To Happen by Wizpa(m): 8:37am On Feb 15
VeryDarkBlackMan where are you

Shey we told them that Sentiments and tribalism will finish them in this country, they didn't listen

Yall will learn and it will be in the Hard Way

$1 = 1600

I weep for Nigeria

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Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by Wizpa(m): 5:25pm On Feb 14
EreluRoz:
If he can't take blame then he should go home and suckle.

Blaming players for a bad game started since time immemorial and won't stop with Iwobi


You are referring to your female family members and not me.
Oniranu

I pray one day the whole nation cyber bullies you, then you know how it feels. For now just shut da f-up and observe, you learn that way... stop spewing thrash!!!
You wey never achieve anything for your life dey call another person weak man, like most of your male family members are not weak men?? If they weren't weak men, you wouldn't stoop so low to call someone else weak, okponu!!

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Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by Wizpa(m): 5:20pm On Feb 14
MisterBanny:
Pls keep quiet before Men start to dey Banter you. If niggaz reason ur matter, na u go run from social media I swear.

It is well with you guys, we appreciate ur input for the super Eagles, we had expected that u won the AFCON cup but that's Sports for u. At times u win, at times u lose. We win together, we lose together.


Shut up you foool

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Sports / Re: I’m Not Iwobi, I’ll Insult Your Parent If You Insult Me –sadiq Warns Nigerians by Wizpa(m): 5:19pm On Feb 14
EreluRoz:
Ehen see correct original naija man here and not some vegetable that couldn't stand little heat and started deleting pictures and posts on his social media accounts and doing like earth worm.

Weak men irritates me to hell.

How are you different from those that insulted him, preying on emotional people... you are an iddioot!!!

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Romance / Re: Man Catches His Girlfriend Cheating On Him During A Video Call by Wizpa(m): 9:20am On Feb 14
$1 = 1500
1kg of gas = 1000
1 bag of rice = 77k

And you still dey kill yourself untop 1 girl for this country...

Except you're earning way above 300k in a month, I see no reason why you should be chasing females...

Be wise, make dem no use you as second option.

Don't be a prey to a lady!!!

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