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FRANCISTOWN:

As long as I'm concerned. I feel like my relatives need to stay off my wife's mouth. They are not play things for wordplay.

She can possibly bring about her points without comparisons with my relatives.
It's even wrong for a wife to put herself on the same level with my mom. That's disrespectful.

My wife is my wife for as long as she wants to be my wife but my ma is my ma forever.No one compares sleep to death.

Wittyness

500m

Were these ones born in Pluto

But come to think of it

It's better to sell your kidney and solve 2 problems (the buyer's problem and your own Problem (which might not be up to 1m)), than to commit suicide.

My thoughts though.

jeromestarks:
I was scrolling through my contacts tonight and I saw my ex's number so , I called my ex (...very dumb move).

We talked and talked about how we weren't meant for each other.

Our conversation read in part:
Me: I thought you won't pick my call.

Her: why won't I? I don't have any problem with you and you didn't offend me.

Me: hmmmm so, what can make you not to pick my call?

She: if you ask any of my sisters out.

Me: 🤣 . We didn't work. Maybe I and your sister will work.

Her: I don't want you around any of my family.

Me: This is why we never happened. You're too jealous. Okay bye. It's better we go separate ways (.... Foolish thing to say on my path).


Her: Better. If you don't want to talk to me anymore, fine. But I will still visit your mother whenever I want to.




I just said good night and hung up.

I feel like an idiot right now.

I don't know why I called her sef. I'm angry with myself. I shouldn't have made that call.


Please always delete your ex 's number and move on.

Life will humble you soon

ShinjaWWest:


Why do igbo people love bleaching their skins?

Who gave birth to you

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MadamVanessa:





Men are no longer men anymore. Weak and timid. So emotionally ridden.

Our forebearers will be turning in their graves with much disappointment to see the numbers of weak emotional ridden dingbats calling themselves men walking now in the world.

Go and marry, you no go hear

SoNature:
Lost child....

I think say the death of his mom go make am get sense small

With all the sense wey you get, where e carry you reach

enemyofprogress:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

If motor Jam you tomorrow now, you go say na village people

Lovelyn451:
November mum,you can't have a November mum and not succeed, we'll criticise hell out of you until you become your best self, you'll literally be living for us cos all you want to do is to please us not knowing that we can't be pleased....hahaha

You think Heavy Criticism is the way, Burna's mum can never be like you! Dey play, Just dey Play

Biola67:
Maybe the mama see how you quick chop the first food finish .. she see say you dey hungry

Food don land for dem jenykley

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That kind thing, just find better 1.1 odds play

PlayMaker14:
90.22% of ladies going for the Big Brother Naija show are going there to get groom for high class prostitution....

You see a 23yrs old Angel Smith driving a Range Rover sport of your dreams... People like Ighalo and some hoorny politicians are the source.

Back to Ighalo's wife, I may not know you though, but check your past madam, you fit don mistakenly tangle with one rich family man before meeting Ighalo...

Wittyness

This I have seen

benuejosh:
An what if what she is saying has nothing to do with her relationship with Taylor?

Come to think of it, none of her relationships has lasted more than a year if i am correct. There's an issue somewhere.

Any young guy looking to settle down with cuppy must be as rich as her dad otherwise forget it. She has all that she wants or needs to be comfortable without a man. So you must be on the same level with her Dad as a guy to settle down with her.

How do you think?

Another well-crafted bullshit

Make everybody go hustle!

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In everything you do in this life, just have money

Jennyclay come and carry your aunty

Jennyclay come and carry your people

Alpharey:

You saw NOTHING

You can bet your left ball

mrdharkchild:

Is that your best plan to get rich? Just see your reasoning and mentality. Lolz. No go hustle, dey wait make tinubu lash your sister

It's just a response to the person that quoted me