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Lolzzz |
e.g..When you see that sister doing shakara falls into the gutter
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Was in d car one day saw a petrol tanker with a sticker which wrote 'HIGHLY INFLAMMABLE'............................................. *SMH* ![]() |
Saw this while I was browsing one day....................................................... No words to describe it
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Saw this while I was browsing one day....................................................... No words to describe it
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"CONFESSION TIME* U are in a public toilet and you realise there's no tissue. You searched ur pockets and found 1,000# note and $ 100 note, you turned around and saw an old Bible @ the corner. BE SINCERE, which one you go use ![]() . BE SINCERE.....lol . . |
Bill Gates resigns as Chairman of Microsoft After receiving this letter from Akpos Checkout the letter below - Dear sir, i have questions 2 ask 1- The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will u launch the correct version? 2- I see just Start button but no Stop button 3- We learnt MS word. Ehen will u launch MR word? 4- And, finally a personal question Sir, Why is ur name Gates even though You sell Windows |
A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.. USMAN: My name is Usman I will grow up and be a man, I will like to go to Japan if I can The 2nd student is a girl named Candy, she said.. CANDY: My name is candy I will grow up and be a lady and I plan to have a baby if I can. Finally there is Akpos, the original Naija guy, he said.. AKPOS: my name is Akpos I will grow up to be a man, to hell with Japan. I am going to help candy with her plan I know I can. |
Since its a double barrel I guess I can take care of both But ma momma come s first ![]() |
When am at de cinemas nd a frnd come to meet me nd asks 'ah guy wetin u dey do for here?' |
U should be looking for it cos it can't come to you |
Na d igala man ooooo |
Chaiii.........!!!!!!!! loooollllzzzzzzz I can't stop ooooNice one here |
Wow its really hilarious *sarcastic* really ![]() |
Not bad oo U try small |
Hahahahhhahh loolllllzzzzz ![]() |
Really did u even see what u wrote there |
Loooolzzzzz I swear ijust dey sabi too |


