drake99: Tanx 2 y'all contribution,i appriciate it,abt me havin a mouth or body odour is nt true,i use maliza body spray,abt me nt hvin a gud pickup lines is also nt true,i councel guys on how 2 gt a gal n it worked 4 dem bt wen i try tins fall apart,abt dem hearin somtin abt me n runaway its nt tru,i once met a gal in bayelsa wer no 1 knws me,n she acceptd bt later txt me nt 2 call her again,wen i askd her she said she just dnt want me again,abt me goin 2 ashawo,my frnds dats where some of u wount belv me,do u knw dat wen eva i'm wit a love-peddler i wil neva get attention til she walks away,d truth is dat i'm a masturbator all my lyf,i did it 2 ease my self 4rm dis intimate urge,somtyms i feel lyk i dnt really knw who i am
^Duh! i said where are u and how old are u - u even look or sound dull- which lady wanna date u dat way
Dyt: Singin in Jamaican accent n smokin weed o Innocent,Pastor Okon,Kwashior,Anuswhite i jst shot a Kabiru down neva tot i ll do it i pull d trigger,pull d trigger
i know a man who fu-cked her GF in a hotel room 1 nite and was rushing 2 go and meet d wife @ home, so he mistakely took her GF's G-STRING (PANT) thinking it waz his handkerchief.
When he got home he removed his trouser and letter he told his wife 2 get his fone from his trousers pocket and d wife saw d G-STRING.
GUESS WHAT
LOL AND BEHOLD IT WAZ DIVORCE FROM DAT NITE TILL NOW.
END OF MARRIAGE.
That man messed up
If it were me, I would say HONEY THATS THE G-STRING i bought for you on the way home
iyatrustee: D truth is dat, its either d poster has a[b] spiritual wife[/b] or someone somewhere must have used his goodwill with women for some charm!
When I said some kitties have suffered, I wasn't reffering to myself--- I was reffering to Character in a show(Sex and the City) and everybody with "suffered kitties" lol---so-----
BABE do u have a kitty yourself
If yes -
then i put it in your face that those 30men each has chopped and cleaned mouth each - so u are guilty as charged!
upendo 98: cz i know some games ladies employ to make the guy leave them. That is a killer line. @ w-90.dont trespass.