₦airaland Forum

Heineken:
. Lol. I aint disturbing Abuja for now boss. Prep aint bad o...nysc still dey ef up 2 alert gees na. The funny thang be say I no really enjoy my sleep last nyt sef prolly cos of this mail wey I dey anticipate. Mehn! It must be Akwaibom or nothang. U fa?

No mind the yeye NYSc mofos. Me I dey very occupied sef. I dey play one competition like that. For preparation? Mehn I dey carry last for that side. No worry, the mail go drop hot. Jst be free minded as too much expectation can hurt

Heineken:
. The sharpest wordsbaba ever. I just wan holla you sef ni b4 I gt ur mention. Our minds dey synchronize be that o...how thangs boss? Me no dey do badly at all.

Great minds think alike bosss. I aint bad too. You still disturbing the Abuja peace abi? Baddoo! How preparations na?

ojoawo:
lol.... chop ke?

I don dey on 21 days fasting since on top the deployment matter since. I am planning to end my fasting with the grand cuisine NYSC go serve us on tuesday

Lolz...you for join am with recess on top mountain na. Boys no wan de do bad thing cos of this posting ish SMH

My nigga Heineken, I see you

ojoawo:
Me sef like you.. #NoDetergent

bros wetin you dey chop?

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ojoawo:
abeg, should I pack a pullover, or sweater or cardigan or any thick clothing? is any type/colour allowed in camp?

Forget all this my e-fronting.......walahi, I no get liver stand cold o

I like this guy #NoHomo

Macmilla:
Your pop is ready to make what?

Make show na

mizgrant:
Pls house I'm going with this 2014 batch by Nov. Was told that the food served in camp is garbage. Was planning on going to camp with like 80 or even more. Will it be enough to see me through the orientation camp thingy.

Nah! E no go do. Na land you wan come buy for camp?

Iyabetajos:
abed ohhhh nt my portion.me na cheap one ohhhhh cos i no go nid am again

You will make use of it your entire service year.
Where you wan serve?

Iyabetajos:
somebody shuld predict my posting ohhhhh n who has idea of d cost of white tennis shoe make dem no cut my throat
cc wordsplay

I been one shout Gombe but I com remember say I don resolve to not attaching states to people. 2k maximum. Depending on da quality though. Da sneaks I bought is 3,800

Slimszy:
Pls can i take along with me my Bae to the camp? Urgent answer pls!

No worry, person go de help u keep am company in ur absence

Shigoboy:
between 9k an 12k

Nah! New one na 16k o. Max is 10k am paying for it. 8k is gud

hawdi:
You see am . We no fit fight ehn...let's start from that part you stay away from Mo'

Na Mo abi na Omolizzy?

chrisexy:
Truly sad. I hope she takes it in good fate.

I hope so too. She's one strong lady though. Ʋ're the first Nairalander I have met in person

hawdi:
Ask him it oo

;Ddude! I swear u're a troll, a friggin cyberbully

Drakula:
The way wey some people anxiety De grow for count down, sotey dem De dream of camp.
I believe some of dem go enter their various camp on the 1st of November, come wait for gate till 4th.
Here are the culprits...
.
Isryl02 ( m),
Tawfeeqah,
aljpimp (m),
Luvlyfal ( f), (second runner up miss camp)
frankjekkins ,
lilylurv ( f), (first runner up miss camp)
Usherseun ( m),
shootsight( m), (dem sight you for mami markets batch b, De scout for better camp)
sabiguy (m), (Actor, we see u for Abuja camp site yterday, you De case the place, we hear say you don't buy 30 white shirts and shorts, abeg share oh)
AfonSales ( m),
ifeoluwatoyin2 ,
zlatan ,
dania30 (f),
trendiitee( f), (you and taiye marry 4 camp, nysc go dash una 500k,)
niceeric (m), (Mr nice guy)
Idyeyop,
isuzu1 ( m),
louisdaniel( m),
kaffy1232 ( f),
foxyac3 ( m),
mercielizzie (f ),
zeebello ,
oyeludef,
westinfo4040 (m ),
Anugod( f ), (prepare for a miracle)
Ishowdels( m),
HisMajesty1(m ),
meeva ( f ),
Rusa ( f ),
henrinity ( m),
richybanky(m ),
sheyihandsy( m),
psymonds (m ), (I hear say nysc put you for kitchen staff, make you De pound yam)
jennyesh ( f ),
Josieojeb,
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m),
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
noordean ( m), (I hear say you De practice marching)
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
fantasticfarouk ( m),
sodiqyinka (m), (sabi guy see you last week wear white jalabia De rehearse camp exercise. No wear day jalabia come camp oh. Na white shirt, shorts and shoe's)
Mogenerous (f ), (miss camp)
Wildemex92( m),
myquestion (m), (come out of ghost mode and as ur qst)
suyamasta (m), (suya De wait for you oh)
Ayomax( m), (boss)
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (I hear say you De gym so you go win Mr macho for camp, take am easy)
navistar (m), (dem say you De practice waking up by 4am)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f), (fine girl)
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
AYOOLA1983 , m (dreaming of nysc since 1983)
editate( m),
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m), (girls go fight for camp because of you)
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
Wildemex92( m),
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (na only you never dream if camp yet)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f),
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
meditate( m),( stop meditation and comment, camp is less than 2 weeks)
.

If your name no Dey here, you be better prospective otondo, sojo go flog you for camp...


Good morning house,




Abeg na joke oh.

If na you draft name of people wey go enter heaven, I for no follow bedat?

Drakula:
Kai, I this got me laughing my a$$ out... I salute una

lolz....if Sodiq no get ansa to person question. Oboi I go jst show the person link to A'15 thread

hawdi:
Lmao!!! Wordsplay had that piece again...niccur stop it, it ain't healthy!!

Oga paramedic! I don quiet. Staying healthy

sodiqyinka:
The rate wey ds thread dey move ehn. I'm too lazy to even read through d pages. Na only my mentions i dey check. Na wa o

Ur mention alone pass many threads on their own. I fit dey carry ur mention dey use as weight lift sef. #MadRespect

hawdi:
Lmao!!! But, ain't that what she's ever wanted?!

True sha, Nas is not far away from Abuja. Well said my friend

hawdi:
Pele ehn! No Gombe for you, na that Nassarawa wey you want go be jare. *hugs*

Dude u wicked pass!!!

dania30:
I no know Werin I do wordsplay see the kain prayer wey e dy pray for me. I no even know where Gombe dy for map sef

OMG!!!! Abeg I no fit laff o...make I better shut up before you get the last laugh. Make I humble myself before posting go humble me

oyeludef:
infact en na different type of humanbeings dey o. Na person go still marry dat one put for house. Shior..

Abeg o, make devil no enter my case for that kind thing.

hawdi:
It It's just ain't not good at all

You know this bro

It It's just ain't not good at all[/quote]

dania30:
*kneels down to pray*
Every monitoring spirit, what are u waiting for? Die by fire!

na me be God favourite pikin, na Me him like pass. Him no fit Bleep me up like that. Jst make peace with me already

morbid:
U can't survive in this line of work if u have no sense of humour. A very gud evening to my one and only C14 family. #WeAreMorbid#

My guy, the last time I checked, morbid is not a very good word. What's your meaning of it?

Taiye4Christ:
An apology wouldn‘t be out of place here. I hereby tender my unreserved and sincere apologies to the entire house.


Our “disappearance“ from the thread was of utmost necessity (albeit an undesirable one), just as our coming back was as imminent as it was unevitable. Sometimes, you ‘ve got to dig deep and find strength even in your weakest moments. Sometimes, you feel the immensity of an overwhelming storm and you need that “extra“ that would put you over.
Now, the storm is over, and I‘m glad it is! (what do you expect from a sucker for happy endings?... “and they lived happily ever after“ )
I am both proud and humbled that we made it out unscathed.


For all the love, concerns and “mentions“, we say THANK YOU INFINITELY. God bless.

Am starved of something from this. I was expecting that 'Mr and Mrs .....' line

fweshblacboai2:
FWESHBLACBOAI POSTING PREDICTIONS

Akerry....................Gombe

Sodiqyinka..............Lagos

Hawdi.....................Abia

Trendiitee..............kogi

Omolizzy................akwa ibom

Omo4me................taraba

Keppy.....................Plateau

Meeva.....................Rivers

Mizcurrency............bauchi

Bukit05....................katsina

Usherseun..............Kwara

Funkiedipsy.............Kano

Jennyesh.................Oyo

Jennyunwojo...........Ogun

Dania30...................Ekiti

Floralle....................lagos

Kalushaiyke..............jigawa

Dstnd.......................sokoto

Ajgentle....................cross river

Aksimple47...............delta

NnamdiN...................ondo

HisMajesty................Plateau

Sabiguy.....................Abuja

Mogenerous.............Edo

Nomabeee................bauchi

Taiwoliu....................jigawa

Holarwoomey...........Edo

Niceeric....................katsina

Mspee......................cross river

Navistar...................Kano

Feyisikemi1.............Enugu

Dminister.................Osun

Unna don carry dania30 comot from Gombe abi? But then its none of my business. *lips sealed* slides into armoured tank

ebrahyym:
Heart broked!!!!!!!!
Cheked....checked...checkd....didn't c ma nem. Really sik.
What a disappointment!

Sorry about that Oga ebrahyym. Everything works out for our good. You'll make something good outta this.

diamond234:
will condoms b allowed? I no dey take eye see fine niggur o. I dont want to be pregnant after three weeks

Wife material