Another 10 Gbedu way they burst brain ����
1)A jealous girlfriend will be like "I called you last night and I heard a voice of a naked woman"
Wtf ����
2) *First Sign Of a Useless Boyfriend, Find Transport Come, i Go Give u Back
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3)In Africa, immediately u fix bulbs for your neighbors, BOOM! They wil start telling everyone dat you're an electrician & u can fix Transformer���
4) CORONA VIRUS the only China product that is original and have lasted long����
5) Kiss You Don Close Your Eyes But To Pray For Church You Go Open Eyes Like Sokoto Goat *
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6)My girlfriend broke my heart and i want to commit suicide, should i take meatpie and Pepsi or indomine and egg.
Pls advice me.����
7)Because you called her and she didn't pick you are annoyed you that Jesus has been calling you have you answer him ? You see how painful it is.���
*Some people get married early and think they are older than you and start giving you advice. One day I will seriously slap someone *����
9) The moment you ask "What's wrong" and she replies "Hmmmmmm". Notice the "hmmmm"My guy dont ask her "Why Hmmmmmm". Just off ur data. It is a Mobile Money trap
10)Fact...Earn your success based on service to others, not at the expense of others.�����
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Extra Jara ����
I know I am not paid online for posting jokes but I know I am someone pain killer so appreciate me by joining the group below let keep the Laffing Pills on���

I pity people who crush on me because of my picture. It's like you've not ordered something from Jumia before

UBA pls stop debiting my money for card maintenance, ATM card that is always with me, how come Una take dey maintain am?���

ATTENTION ATTENTION
Anyone who wants to leave the group should leave during day time, if you leave at night and get raped it's your problem o, don't come and blame us...
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She caught me cheating, and now she's saying "If I still want her, I must sing the National Anthem Backwards" ���

If the world ends today what will you do with all that money in your account? Send me money and stop living that kind of life.
Don't scroll pass, I'm talking to you!

Can you sell your phone to buy Mom medicine �

If I marry you and you call me the head of the family I'll divorce you!

Have you Ever dated someone on social media ? Someone you have never seen , just calls and texts , broke up over the phone and felt even more heartbreak than a person you know physically. It might have made you feel stupid , but you shouldn’t be , it’s life shit happens !


I just gave you my number and you're already video calling me on WhatsApp, please what do you want to see?

5,000 naira for a Night...Money wey I For use go my village for Xmas �

What was your Dream job before life shows you its real color?.
Mine : Pilot

A guy came to my dm and asked for my phone number,I didn’t know when I typed my account number instead of phone number�. he called and called till he decided to drop his phone number for me...See eh,you can’t just blame me�

Delete only two✌
WWE�
Zee-word�
Porn��
Hollywood���
Nollywood��

Remove boyfriend from some girl's life and they will never be able to afford tissue paper.

Your next relationship doesn’t start when you meet your new partner, but when you “leave” the old


So I wanted to enter okada today, the okada man asked me if I carried “Levels”
Me: what is levels
Okada man: Shey you be Yahoo boy or you carry anything because police de front o
Lmaoooooo so Okada riders are now searching people �

Dating you for long is not enough reason to marry you.
Someone could spend 7years in medical school and later become a DJ���

i’ve two toothbrushes at home. one for me and one for all my girlfriends. ���‍♂

I am presently in my neighbor’s house and they are about to eat. I’m seeing only 4 plates and we are 5 here, I wonder who is not hungry� ��

The way people package their face like cemented bread when they are walking down after taking communion should be studied in the university as a 3 unit course . The the act is legendary .

The girl seating beside me in this bus is sleeping and putting her head on my shoulder...
Am I the cause of her problem���?


GIRLS.....continue clubbing, smoking weed with your boyfriend thinking it's cool....my sister that guy will marry someone decent and use you as a testimony in church.
Stay warned ♂


Girls have multiple boyfriends because boys are broke and not because they ain't reliable.
Boys have multiple girlfriends because they know they are broke and can't trust one girl to stay through.


Ladies will see you looking good in public and reply to texts u had sent 18 YEARS AGO��

I'm done with Nigerian movies�how can a blind woman say "I'm happy to �see you" �


Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps ���.���
True/false
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Shop owner: Oga wetin you wan buy?
Oga: Don't worry attend to other customers first..
Can you guess what oga wants to buy?����


A white guy would kiss � his angry girlfriend to stop her from talking� ...
You can't try that with our African Ladies � ,they will still talk inside your mouth �......� � � � � � �


Guys, When she enters the street to buy bread with oversized slippers, shirt,and she's on short, Bro, respect yourself, Don't WOO her, she's in boo's house��


I saw the guy dating� my sister buying condom,
I went home and I'm not seeing her.
Person must die� tonight�.
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In their 300 level, all nursing students in Nigeria take a compulsory course on how to insult their patients.���


After committing a crime you have to choose between going to jail or joining the army..
Which are you going for? ���


"HIV" looks very dangerous in Capital letters
Look at it now "hiv"... So harmless and Innocent ���


A man divorced his wife and 1 week later, her father died and the woman inherited $150 billion.
The man called her and told her that he is pregnant for her.
Please shift lemme faint ����


At What Age Did You Stop Dipping your Bread Inside Tea?


Somebody inboxed me "hi sugar"
I replied "hi groundnut"
He blocked me��
I thought we wanted to drink garri���


*In an English class...
TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?
AKPOS: Compound sentence sir.*
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If a girl said you can't satisfy her maybe she's not your future wife to be, so don't waste your kids on your bedsheet for her ���


Lovers that always ask their partner
"Have you gone to bed?"
What if he/she sleeps on the floor
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My brother if a girl commits suicide becos of you she truly loves you.. dat is wife material Marry her
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If you want a man to eat anything just say it enlarges the penis and makes you do more rounds.Believe me he can eat even a cockroach


Make I chop this girl, make I chop that girl, until you chop the one that will reduce your destiny to 1mb.�����


DON'T KILL URSELF ��MY SISTER, IF HE WANTS DOGGY STYLE ��, LET HIM BARK FIRST���✍


Bride price should be based on Breast side, after all, watermelon is expensive than orange.
Ladies, what do you say?
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Ladies please it's womenstruation not menstruation.... Don't involve us in your problems Biko...��..�������


When they dont want you to notice how ugly they are, they open their breast and focus the camera there.
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Welcome to Ghana where Abigail dates John, impregnated by Mike, William accepts the pregnancy, Peter pays the damage, Alfred raises the child then gets married to D'mash.
Monkey dey work, baboon dey Chop.
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The day I finally buy my G-WAGON....
I will make sure I drive to my ex's house and ask for directions to my own house.
Who's with me on this?�


Nigerian parents will say they are working because of children and yet they give us one meat and take two� ��

Being single is so fun and economical
The #200 airtime I bought since 2014 just finished this evening..

Buying iPhone 11 at 600k when you live in a rented apartment is foolishness and Stupidity.


Don’t rush into another relationship after a break up. Wait for at least 15-20mins��


Aside
“Children are the Leaders of tomorrow”
As an African, what other funny quote do you know?


"Your Bluetooth dewise is connected successfuwy"
I heard the person that configured these headsets is from Nigeria. Guess which state??


Brother, if you love her spend on her until she become expensive��� for other guys to afford���


Anambra girls be like I have two brood blothers, one is in abload d oda one who wants 2 be a rawyer is in unilag studying raw��


Insulting a lady because she rejected you is one the most stupidest thing in the world. Just move on after rejection, you won't die.


I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive�


Mr man,stop asking a lady if she has a boyfriend�‍♂ if u love her,then join d queue�‍♂.. D winner will b announced in church �


he is tall and handsome and I think I like him,na so some girls end up marrying some men wey no get brain�


Three 3 things I will never do to myself.
1. I will never kill myself
2. I will never come and kill myself
3. I will never come and go and kill myself ��� �


Dating a pastor is awesome the problem starts when you find out he saved you as "anointing water"
Fear men my sister �����


I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail…
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I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I ‘m trusting u with my money, u should trust me with ur pens :-)
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True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
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I hate it when I miss your call by 1 second and I call back immediately, and you don't answer. Did you just die?�������


Slim girls are called bae. ......if she is fat, call her Basin
no bi me hu talk am oooo���


For those of you calling yourself mathematicians...
Biko, How many grams make an instagram ? ���


Akpos:If u come back from work and see ur dad beating ur father and ur parents are not at home, what will you do??
Me: Stop smoking weed�


Some guys can deceive... They'll be like "Baby, i see my future kids in your eyes" Weldone sir chairman of national population census. Hope you are seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too? ���



U SEX HER because U BOTH AV CHEMISTRY WEN BIOLOGY HAPPEN HOPE U AV D FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING 2 TAKE CARE OF HER HOME ECONOMICS����


Some men will date a lady until the wife material in her turns to okirika bend down select.
Be considerate na!�

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Imagine sleeping on the same bed with your girlfriend, and in your dream you see her trying to kill you. While running for dear life, you suddenly wake up to find her staring at you...
And next she says "for your mind you think say you sabi run?"
what will you do? �


When Short People Open Their Umbrellas ☂, They Look Like Mushroom ����


If a man can cheat on a rich woman who drives big cars, who are you Rita with an itel phone with no charger.
You are just a stepping stone.
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Welcome to Nigeria my country
Where everyone's bed must touch the wall
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Married men will be watching soccer at d bar wit their side chicks n still be screaming that the referee is cheating��hmmm..
God is watching


That moment yuh do your girlfriends little sisters homework � for her, And she return home with 0/10�

My brother don't go there again la���


To those girls that used to say "I will marry my book" now you are pregnant, abeg which subject impregnated you?��
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Guys think very well ooo, can ur present girlfriend help ur future kids with their assignment?


Falling In Love With The Wrong Person Is Like Drinking Garri With Fork �
No Progress ��‍♀��‍♀��‍♀


If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
“DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?”
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If Someone Steps On
Your Foot & *Asks:
“Did I Hurt You . . .?” Step On Theirs
(Harder) & Ask,:
“Can You Feel My Answer…?
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After masturbating for two rounds and you see your mother at the window...... asking you....why don't you get a wife ������������

Do we still have �ladies that say. Baby if you don't tell me how you got this money I will not take it from you

Q: Why is India not participating in World Cup?
ANS: Because FIFA cannot accept singing and dancing after every ten minutes or after any goal.
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You ask someone for your charger back and they be like "What percent you on?" It don't matter give me back my charger�

This thing of applying for jobs online is really confusing, how am l supposed to put the anointing oil on the CV now.�‍♂
Should I pour it on the computer?
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When you wear suit
Americans:wow nice suit
Nigerians:pastor pastor
��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂Who did this to us

Scientist can lie ehn
They told me to drink energy boost and I will be able to move a wall, after I tried several times, the wall can't be moved.
But when I take 8 bottles of beer I see the wall moving by itself.

Wait o I don't understand why I will be begging, teasing or toasting a girl�‍��‍� and am the one that want to spend my hard earn money o I mean my hard earned currency the one I work for and she go still dey make yanga,make shakara dey site like popcorn for my money again o.lie it won't work abeg bros reason am na


Ur girlfriend left u for smone more handsome n richer Dan u n u r angry with her,u r crazy don't u want her to progress?


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Wife:
Shey u can't call me since morning....
You are doing as if its only you that's working in that office....
Its OK....
Continue....
Rubbish....
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Side chick:
Sweety, you didnt call today.....
I guess you were busy @work....
Hope you had time to eat at least.....
Don't over work yourself please.....
I will call you later honey....
Take care of yourself for me.....
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Now, do the mathematics yourself.
Most times, it is not juju they use in collecting husbands, let us learn from them sometimes. ���



No let them use social media tk shake your legs oh oniovo your time de come just work hard ...


She commented on my post, he replied to her comment. The girl replied again! he replied her back and they were about to fall in love with my post, so I deleted it.�


For the first time today, i saw carbonhydrate with my 2 naked eyes! What a beautiful animal!

Pls Be Sincere Can You Cancel Your Wedding Becos Of Your Marriage ??������


Warning!!!
Dating Someone who still has feelings for their Ex is very Risky. They can Fix "Friendly Match" anytime. �‍♂


Even If I'm not expecting any money, when I see a message from my bank, I expect it to be a credit alert��

Somewhere in Nigeria, somebody is Planning to run away with contribution money this December ��� Inside Life

That thing we do in house,, in bed,, in car,, in the bathroom,, in the street,,, the thing is very sweet. You enjoy your self doing it,,,, is called prayers �
God bless your naughty mind

But wait o, Nigeria go soon dey over populated o. South Africa pursue Nigerians, now Ghana don start. Where those ppl go stay if dem come back?


� �ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION ��

If you have zero chat since you joined this group
You will be removed tomorrow
You will be removed tomorrow
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LAFF SMALL SMILE BIG
1. Back in the 80s when a guy propose to a gal.. She'll be like give me 3 months to think about it but now propose in the morning and doggy go flow at night
2. During sex, tell your babe to put her finger in ur ass and when she does it, when she pulls it out there's engagement ring on it and you ask her will you marry me?
Best engagement shot ever❤❤☺
3. Chai... I still remember d time,
When I was working at d Zoo,
My boss fired me simply because I left the lions gate open,
That man got no brain,
I mean who can steal a lion�?
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4. Imagine someone with big head saying he does not understand.
Mtcheew... Just tell me, what is d purpose of that big head?
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5. "Life is a gamble", " to win big you must take big risks",
These are quotes from Betway, be very careful.
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6. �My girlfriend told me that she will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend! ����
7. my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forgot she needs panties too.
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8. I just smoked weed with dictionary paper. Right now I'm feeling so Inflotonorous stequrere � Difimatelygatiously slituazanaonisized ������
9. This One Off Me Badly;
Nigerians will nt kill me o..Hw can u go to a dead person's timeline & post "R.I.P bro,i'm sorry its coming late"��
10. I got her number from Facebook few hours later she said can you do me a favour,i quickly block her,switch off my phone and even remove my sim card ...to avoid something harmful to my wallet���������
11. African Pastors!
Stop trying to resurrect the dead, divide the sea instead, people want to travel to Europe. ���
12. That moment when you about to have sex in the dark, you rub something to your dick thinking its Vaseline but you find out that it was LOKO BALM
that's the day you will give your life to Christ�����
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13. Some Girls Will Turn You Into Moses. She Will Let You See The Promise Land But Bruh, She Ain't Gonna Let You Enter
Wicked Gehs
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14. Please and please i want to ask a single question .why student chew � biro during exam.if you know raise your hand and say it out�‍♂.
15. Never get deceived by a guy claiming to be gentle.
If u want to know, know now �
16. This one sabi cook. This one sabi greet. This one sabi Do
Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives o.��
17. Want to learn how to dance? Have a cold shower today at midnight, I bet, You’ll rock like SHAKIRA �������
18. My sister if u like him walk to him n tell him how u feel about him n stop giving signals u are not TV antenna �������������‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂
19. Imagine chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and you about to take her number and your mum comes and gives you a plate of rice and say ,' put this in a plastic its your supper'
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20. If you like keep your relationship secret. If you like post it on social media. Game wey go cut, go still cut�
21. I had a dream that this person reading
this post right now
Financial breakthrough and success will
locate you this month, Amen
#copied

If u are dating more than one person in this group kindly pick one and release d others, so that it will go round.
Help us ��

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!....... OPPORTUNITY TO RELOCATE ABROAD !!!
Are you a Nigerian?
Are you tired of being in Nigeria?
Are you a Journalist, Medical Doctor, Nurse, Professional Teacher, Engineer, Fashion designer, Hairdresser, Business Man, Contractor, Pastor, Alfa, Software Developer Student, Athlete, Trader Banker, Furniture Maker Mechanic, Army, Air Force, Navy, Police, Custom, Civil Defense, Immigration, DSS and Peace Corp?
Are you between the ages of 18 and 60?
Do you want to travel abroad to live, work, study or for sports ?
If YES, you are a big LIAR!!!!
Nobody is going anywhere. !!!�
We are all going to stay in this country and enjoy this good government.
I think you voted in 2015 and 2019? You are going to vote again in 2023.... ����
NA WHO YOU WANT RUN LEAVE HERE FOR �‍♀


Porn industry makes billions anually, i wonder who dey watch them, everyone seems to be innocent


I am very very happy�����I mean very very happy�����so you all should just send me account���number now I mean now and am very serious o the earlier d better so that I can help you delete it.....lol


Until we're financially stable as a man, don't disturb someone's son with pregnancy.��Kids are expensive!���


Takes you just 2 seconds to unhook her bra in d dark, but takes u 50mins to locate John 3:16 in broad daylight. Oniranu ��
Devil have finish roofing ur mansion in hell


Never decline a date because you're in a relationship, don't allow your boyfriend stop you from meeting your husband.


Those of you that reads two topics ahead of the Teacher have you received December salary?��

My Mummy asked me to remove her “panties” when it was raining and I told her I couldn’t cause I’m shy.She then said to me”one day you will use your teeth to remove them”��

Look at your room, is it well organised or you're just waiting for a girl to promise you a visit before you arrange it��

Guys , if your girl de laugh when one guy man talk something funny , write am down after one month make you talk am , if she no laugh no worry your self Na him be that

Homophobia is such a stupid fear, why should a person be afraid of home?

Can a man introduce you to his parents and still dump you? �

Those parents that intentionally buy you big cloths and shoes so you can wear it for a long time , they buy it and act all surprised “oh ma guh the shoe is big for you ? ” No o it’s small �, it took me long enough to figure out it was a savings strategy. I felt used �

Dear guys, your duty as a man is to make sure ur woman doesn't need another man.
Am I communicating?

Cheaper way of pregnancy test.
.
Put a biscuit in the Vagina and wait for a minute, if it's eaten just know the baby is there ��

You find it hard to go on your kneels to pray to God but whenever you want to give head, you so quick to go on your kneels and grab his p3nis. Tell me why God will not punish you?!

There are some people that you have a great dynamic with on instagram or on Facebook but once it goes to WhatsApp, everything dies a natural death.
Why is that?? How do you explain this kain thing

The most painful thing in this life is when you see someone that’s owing you eating food with 3 meats. How dare you!!!

My sisters just because God said let there be Light and Darkness when he created the earth doesn’t mean you must have a light face and a dark neck..

Please,who came up with "BLESS YOU" after SNEEZING sef���
As in! I'm blessing you for spreading bacteria around me �

Your parent ever walked into your room, looks at you, look around and walk out without saying a thing. You just be thinking"why?".�

I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and Vaseline..
Now it's Cement and Concrete with other building materials..


Funny guys are dangerous. They can make a girl laugh till she gets naked��
Be laughing like hahahahahahavesexwithme ��


If they only say “I love you to the moon and back” during sex, they’re not talking to you they are talking to the sex. Yes, sex got ears too... you’re just overhearing the conversation.
Too many love the pleasure you give but not the person you are.

TEACHERS ARE TRYINGoooo��
Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word "SUGAR"
Student: ''I drank tea this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Student: "It is already in the tea..�‍♂️''
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
Teacher: What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...�
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...�
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: Name the nation people hate most
Student: Exami-nation
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home�‍♂️
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Teacher: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?Student: Future impossible tense...
Teacher: ���‍♂️
Special thanks to all teachers who endured our silly questions and replies. May God grant them good health, sound mind & wealth.��
_@Napaul__


Boy: Hey Love, I'm standing at the gate Please come out...
Girl: I am not at home, I'm at Jo'burg. I left yesterday
Boy: �� Ok fine��.. anyways I brought Fifty Thousand! �
Girl: What!!! Wait honey just give me 5 minutes I'm on my way
Boy: Huh��� 5min from Jo'burg to here���
Girl: No Love, I'm nearby at my friends place we call it "Jo'burg".
Boy : OK hurry up then, we are waiting for you..
Girl : You and Who?
Boy : Me and my friend, we call him Fifty thousand.. He's the one who wanted to meet you.

You see those women who remove hot pot covers with their bare hands, avoid them�... They have the latest version of slaps.���

You Are Always Raining Curses On Your Ex �But Wait What If That Your Particular Ex Is Your Future Husband/Wife ? Will You Remain Single Or Marry Him/Her And live With The Curses �


If you dont see your girl as a wife then why are you dating her?

As a wife what will you do if you find out that your husband bought a car for his girlfriend and you don't have any?

If we date you are not a prisoner. go out and do as you please, just stay loyal. that's all I ask.....
I can spend to make you stable ❤

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Maturity has nothing to do with our post we are here to have fun, motivate, break all the glass tables and run away��


Some say those who post on social media are jobless, how about those reading them? Are they job seekers or supervisors??
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Stingy:is when I ask you for salt and you said that your mom counted it �������
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Shock:is when you touched your pocket and didn't feel your phone����
Cause trouble:is when you enter a restaurant nd you look around nd noticed that all the men in there are with a lady then you decide to make a fake call with you China phone "hello my man I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant come quick quick"after that look around but behold all the ladies don disappear �������
Wahala: is after you have been punished by a soldier man nd you climbed your Okada nd say"thunder fire u".u start your Okada nd it didn't respond ��������
Kasala-don-burst:is when u take ur girlfriend 2 a bar nd you tell the bar attendant 2 serve ur girlfriend Andre (drink)as a village girl she added"please make it spicy"����
Witchcraft: is after standing for 1hr in queue under the hot sun� just to withdraw some money through the ATM machine and finally it was your turn then noticed that you are with your voters card instead of your ATM card.���
Heart attack:is when ur girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant���
Lost of memory:is when u are looking for your phone with out knowing that the phone is with you nd someone called you u, you picked up the phone nd say"bros abeg call me back I am looking for my phone ����������
Sickness:is after reading this post and you didn't laugh��
Confusion is when Okada man says : take #200 and gimme #150 let me give you #70 so that you will balance me #350 and take #100��
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Father removes name of his kids from his will after nobody responds to his good morning WhatsApp forward

If you think whatsapp can never be harmful for you then you might have to think again. In a bizarre incident in Pune, a father removed his sons from his will after they didn’t reply to his whatsapp forward, which says “Good Morning! Enjoy what all have you got while it’s here and now”
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65 year old Ram Prasad Sharma removed his children Akshay and Varun from the family group of which Ram Prasad was the only admin. Group had 12 members and all the members frequently converse with each other. It was the first time Akshay and Varun missed replying to their father’s WhatsApp greeting.
Ram Prasad sharma was banker before he retired. It’s just 3 years since he started using whatsapp he got addicted to it. Ram Prasad is member of several WhatsApp groups. Faking News reporter spoke to Ram Prasad to understand the situation better. Ram Prasad said “I had never taken such harsh decision in life, but my children forced me to do so. I have been messaging my near and dear ones good morning texts from past three years. I personally check whether he everyone has responded to my morning greetings. While I thought it was others who ignore me, it was shocking that my children were the ones who chose to ignore me. They didn’t reply to me so I decided to give them a befitting reply. And you know what I did. I don’t regret my decision.
On this accusation of his father, Akshay told us “Pa has been sending us annoying whatsapp forwards. It so embarrassing to open phone in front of colleagues when your phone gallery is full of such annoying images. I had been very polite to him I infact asked him subtly to wish in person or phone call but he didn’t get it apparently. So finally, I muted him and hence didn’t notice his WhatsApp forward.
Sometimes we have to do something not to make ourselves happy but to put a smile on someone else’s face. Probably Varun and Akshay couldn’t understand this. And lost something much bigger than their father’s properties.
woshtv.com/2018/01/father-removes-name-of-his-kids-from-will-after-nobody-responds-to-his-good-morning-whatsApp-forward.html

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It's currently available on select versions of the devices but will cease to be from December 31.
WhatsApp said: "You'll no longer be able to use all Windows Phone operating systems after December 31, 2019, and WhatsApp might not be available in the Microsoft Store after July 1, 2019."
It's not just Windows phone owners that are going to be disappointed though as WhatsApp will also stop working on several Android smartphones and iPhones next year.
As of February 1, 2020, people using Android versions 2.3.7 or older will not be able to create new accounts or re-verify existing accounts.
The same fate will apply to users of iPhones running on iOS 8 or older.
The latest upgrades will affect;
• All Windows Phone operating systems after December 31, 2019
• Android versions 2.3.7 and older after February 1, 2020
• iPhone iOS 7 and older after February 1, 2020

Justifying the decision to stop supporting older hardware, WhatsApp said in a blog post: “As we look ahead to our next seven years, we want to focus our efforts on the mobile platforms the vast majority of people use.

“If you use one of these affected mobile devices, we recommend upgrading to a newer Android, iPhone, or Windows Phone to continue using WhatsApp.”
If you have a Windows phone and want to save your chat history before it's gone forever then there is luckily a fairly simple way to do this.
You just need to open the chat you wish to export.
Then click on 'Group Info'.
Next you'll need to scroll down and click 'Export Chat'.
This will give you the option to download the chat with or without media.

And, make sure you don't click this text WhatsApp offering you 1,000GB of free Data.

Details: https://www.woshtv.com/2019/12/whatsapp-to-stop-working-on-millions-of-phones-this-month.html

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The scam first popped up in 2016 and has resurfaced once again in December 2019
Dubai: If you see an ad for WhatsApp Gold, don’t believe it. The messaging app is still green and it has not been changed to gold, silver or WhatsApp Plus.
Recently, social media users from all corners of the globe have reported sightings of the so-called WhatsApp Gold app, which is allegedly available for a limited period of time.

“Hey Finally Secret WhatsApp golden version has been leaked, this version is used only by big celebrities. Now we can use it too,” read the fake message.

Users are sent an “exclusive” invitation to download the app through a link. The “limited edition” of the messaging app is actually a malware that steals the user’s information from the phone, according to fact-checking firm Snopes.

Similar scams have been circulating since 2016, including the “WhatsApp Plus” app, which is also a scam. In its F&Q section, the company WhatsApp addressed the rumours and clarified:
“WhatsApp Plus is an application that was not developed by WhatsApp, nor is it authorized by WhatsApp. The developers of WhatsApp Plus have no relationship to WhatsApp, and we do not support WhatsApp Plus. Please be aware that WhatsApp Plus contains source code which WhatsApp cannot guarantee as safe and that your private information is potentially being passed to 3rd parties without your knowledge or authorization.”
If you get a message to download WhatsApp Gold, follow these 3 steps:
Ignore any message that requests users to download an app through a link.
If you’ve downloaded WhatsApp Gold, uninstall it immediately and run an antivirus software to ensure your phone is safe.
Never download programs that are sent via messages, and only use the official channels of Google Play or the APP store.

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November 19,

Today is World Toilet Day
Do you Think Pooping in the River is an Option?
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Pakistani woman, 21, allegedly poisoned husband and his family to escape forced marriage
A 21-year-old Pakistani woman living in a remote village has been accused of murdering her husband and 16 other members of his family after she was married to him against her will. Police said they believed the woman, Asiya Bibi, had mixed poison into her husband’s milk, but that the husband didn’t drink it and his mother instead mixed the milk into Lassi, a traditional yogurt-based drink, that was served to 27 members of his family. At least 17 people have reportedly died, including the husband, and 10 more are reportedly in the hospital.

District police chief Sohail Habib Tajak said that he had questioned Bibi for two weeks, and extracted a confession from her lover, Shahid Lashari, who admitted he supplied Bibi with poison. On Monday, Bibi had denied the accusations before the media, saying that Lashari told her to poison her husband and asked her to marry him but that she refused on both counts. On Tuesday, however, Lashari and Bibi appeared before a judge in Muzaffargarh without lawyers, where she told reporters that she “repeatedly asked my parents not to marry me against my will as my religion, Islam, also allows me to choose the man of my choice for marriage but my parents rejected all of my pleas and they married me to a relative.”

Bibi added that she continued to meet with Lashari after the marriage and repeatedly warned her parents she was willing to go to extreme lengths to leave her husband, but that her parents still refused to allow her to get a divorce. She then admitted that Lashari had given her poison and that she had meant to kill her husband, but that she hadn’t meant to harm anyone else.

Read the full story at https://womenintheworld.com/2017/11/01/pakistani-woman-21-allegedly-poisoned-husband-and-his-family-to-escape-forced-marriage/

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The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Bala Elkana, has said music superstar, Davido, illegally arrested the two girls who pranked that Davido impregnated one of them.

In a video which went viral last week, the two girls had said that Davido slept with Helen, one of them, at the Eko Hotel and Suites and got impregnated. This infuriated the DMW boss, whose wife, Chioma, had just given birth at that time. Davido had promised toget the girls arrested and charged to court for defamation.

In a turn of events, another video surfaced on Monday where the girls are seen in handcuffs.

In a video posted by Davido’s hypeman, Special Spesh, the two ladies, Helen and Susan, are seen in handcuffs as they are queried before the camera.

The police spokesman Elkana, however, denied that the police was responsible for the illegal arrest. Elkana criticised the singer and his crew for parading the girls in handcuffs and said that the girls can sue Davido for illegal arrest.

Elkana said private citizens have no right to parade suspects and only a court of competent jurisdiction can pronounce someone guilty of a crime.

Meanwhile the artiste will release his second album on Novembe,r 22.

The second studio album titled ‘A Good Time’ will be released by Davido Music Worldwide/Sony Music U.K./RCA Records.

Davido made the announcement on Monday week via his Instagram page.

He tweeted; “A GOOD TIME NOV 22!!!”

The album will serve as a follow up on the last album titled, ‘Omo Baba Olowo’, which was released in 2012.

According to the singer, the album will also feature; ‘Blow my mind’ featuring American singer, Chris Brown and ‘Risky’ featuring Popcaan, which he released recently.

It would be recalled that sometimes last month, the singer held a listening party. There, he hinted attendees about the upcoming album and some songs featured on the album was played.

Davido also stated that the album will feature productions from all his go-to hitmakers; Kiddominant, Shizzi, Speroachbeatz, FreshVDM and one international producer.

https://thenationonlineng.net/illegally-arrested-girls-can-sue-davido-say-police/

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Wow! This is extraordinarily cute. Please share this video to give boldness to all the pregnant women out there. Most of them are unnecessarily scare of that day of delivery

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Cristiano Ronaldo leads the nominees for the Men's Best Player of the Year award alongside nemesis Lionel Messi, Bernardo Silva and four Liverpool stars Sadio Mane, Mohamed Salah, goalkeeper Alisson and current UEFA player of the year, Virgil van Dijk.

The 11th Globe Soccer Awards, organised by the European Association of Player's Agents and the European Club Association, will be staged in Dubai on December 29.
For the first time in the history of the awards, Globe Soccer has included three new categories in recognition of the world’s best female footballing talent, namely Best Women’s Player of the Year, Best Club of the Year and Best Referee of the Year.

See the full list of nominees and categories below

AWARDS
Best player (men)
Alisson Becker, Liverpool
Bernardo Silva, Manchester City
Cristiano Ronaldo, Juventus
Lionel Messi, Barcelona
Mohammad Salah, Liverpool
Sadio Mane, Liverpool
Virgil van Dijk, Liverpool

Best player (women)
Ada Hegerberg, Lyon
Alex Morgan, Orlando
Amandine Henry, Lyon
Lucy Bronze, Lyon?
Marta Vieira da Silva, Orlando
Megan Rapinoe, Reign??
Sari van Veenendaal, Atletico

Best club
Ajax Amsterdam
Liverpool ??
Olympique Lyonnais Feminin

Best coach
Djamel Belmadi??
Erik Ten Hag?
Fernando Santos
Jurgen Klopp??
Massimiliano Allegri

Others
Best sporting director
Best agent
Best revelation
Best goalkeeper
Player Career Award x 2
Coach Career Award
Best Referee
Sport Business Award
Kooora — Best Arab Coach Award
Kooora — Best Arab Player Award?
https://www.woshtv.com/2019/10/cronaldo-lionel-messi-benardo-silva-4-Liverpool-players-nominated-for-player-of-the-year-award-see-full-list.html

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Health Minister Osagie Ehanire said yesterday that Nigeria would employ the services of medical experts from Europe and America.
The disclosure came at a time that some stakeholders are expressing concern about the migration of health workers from the country.
Ehanire said officials of the ministry were in touch with foreign embassies for specialists who would work in hospitals across the country for specified periods.
The minister, who stated this during the 2020 budget defence session, said the move would strengthen the nation’s health sector.
He was responding to a question from a member of the Mrs. Tolulope Akande Sodipe-led House of Representatives Committee on Diaspora Matters about plans for curbing medical tourism.
Ehanire said the experts, already exposed to sophisticated practice in the advanced world, would not only attend to the health needs of Nigerians but also use the opportunity to share expertise with their local counterparts.
There are equally plans to make indigenous consultants and surgeons spend some time abroad and come back to improve the Nigerian healthcare system, the minister said.
He maintained that the country’s teaching hospitals were adequately equipped and manned by experienced and qualified doctors but noted that more work needed to be done to build the confidence of Nigerians on the facilities.
The minister added that the sector requires more funds to also create an enabling atmosphere for Nigerian experts in the diaspora to return and render free services to the homeland.
In a reaction, president of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), Dr. Francis Adedayo Faduyile, queried the plan to bring experts from abroad.
He told The Guardian: “Is it the four per cent budgetary allocation for health? Is it the equipment that is not there and is not working? Where will they work with empty seats and chairs at most hospitals? The health minister needs to tell himself some truth. No doctor in the Diaspora will want to come back under the present circumstances. The health system is not functioning optimally and we have to fix it and prevent brain drain before thinking of attracting doctors practising abroad.”
Also faulting the idea, a former president of the Pharmaceutical Society of Nigeria (PSN), Olumide Akintayo, said: “I hope this is not connected with the plans to sell all the teaching hospitals and federal health institutions in the name of privatisation? We should be thinking of how to improve the conditions of service of health professionals in the system and stem brain drain. The plan by the minister is unfortunate and ill-advised. I am sure that all health workers except the doctors will reject this plan. This is not what we need now.”
In a 2018 report on why medical personnel were leaving the country, The Guardian noted that about 5,405 Nigerian-trained doctors and nurses were working with the British National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom (UK).
The figure, released by the British government, meant that Nigerian medics constituted 3.9 per cent of the 137,000 foreign staffers of 202 nationalities working alongside British doctors and nurses.
The investigation showed that many more Nigerian doctors could join the migration because the UK needed medics from Commonwealth countries, since some doctors in the European Union (EU) were reportedly leaving because of Brexit.
It was gathered that most of the Nigerian doctors and nurses were leaving because of better conditions of service and that the migration worsened the physician-patient ratio in the country from 1:4,000 to 1:5,000, contrary to the World Health Organisation’s (WHO) recommended 1:600. The physician-patient ratio in the UK is 1:300.
Figures sourced from the NMA showed that about 45,000 doctors were practising in Nigeria at present. This meant that 12 per cent of 45,000 Nigerian doctors (5,405) were practising in the UK and the country was left with fewer than 40,000, excluding those working in the U.S., South Africa, Saudi Arabia and others.
Consultant public health physician, Prof. Akin Osibogun, had said the brain drain could be reversed if the Federal Government made the National Insurance Scheme (NHIS) compulsory for all citizens. According to him, this would provide enough funds to improve the conditions of service and working environment for health professionals.
He added: “The few ones we have are leaving because of poor conditions of service, working environment and after service package. It means the physician-patient ratio has worsened, maybe from 1:3,000 to 1:5,000. When you compare, those countries that have better physician-patient ratio have better treatment outcomes.
“We need to make working conditions attractive. If they know they will have a house after 20 years of training, the lure to leave would be reduced. What are the benefits attached to the job? What are the provisions for the doctor’s family? What are the long-term prospects for the staff?
“We need to improve the work environment in terms of financing. Make it work-friendly, not crowding 10 persons in one office. Talk about electricity supply; you come to work and you are scheduled to do a surgery but there is no electricity. We need to be more drastic; re-organising the way we fund health service. There should be compulsory NHIS that will bring a pool of funds. We have to adopt a more holistic approach.”

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A South Sudan Ugandan based Slay Queen popular known as Amel De Diva collapsed yesterday Evening after farting in a public bus (Matatu)
As reported by A Facebook User Amel was on her way to meet a very well known Tycoon name (Withheld) aka “Zol al Kobir” but on her way she branched to a nearby street Hotel to full her slim stomach with a heavy meal which was Chapati (Chikamando) and beans but the unexpected reaction of the uncooked beans ruined her day and exploded in the Bus which made everyone uncomfortable including the driver to exit the Bus.
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