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Mediapace:
Wristbangle If Bayern No win,I'LL DASH YOU MY GIRLFRIEND

baba, bayern dey win. No tempt me! Wait oo, is she endowed?

ireneony:
it was a typo error

I know dear.

Atleast to be in this room tonight, u deserve one cup of otapiapia

ireneony:
real madrid was given a corner kick 1min ago

Olodo

Na real madrid dey play this night?

Mukina2, please ban this babe from this section . She is distracting us


Goooooooooooallllll! Xabi alonso

ireneony:
I'm watching

Huh, u dey watch ball?

waxxydude:
-You enter his room he appears drunk you look around and you find several empty cans of energy drinks.

-He dey follo u talk and spit jus dey drop from im mouth. Sisters jus kno say na plenty impatience, nor go give am ur brezz suck, else u lost ur n*pples!

Hahahaha. Werey!

nikkypearl:
when his "joystick refuses back down'' what does that mean?

You know what it means! Stop pretending

vizkiz:
so make I tell you make you and tosyne2much come upload am for nairaland abi? Never!

Hahahahaha. Baba tell us na. When u are ready, hit the PM button pls

@ Mediapace, u mean u wana open an alternate moniker bearing my name?

donbenedict:
see wristbangle u need to quit this ur good boy attitude, she won't kill u if u try it, u will be surprised sef she will tell u where do u want us to do it

Lol, baba do u want me to be a bad boy right?

donbenedict:
wristbangle, hav u directly told a girl dis, babe, why not let's go somewhere private, let's hav sex..

#Mouth Sealed# bro

vizkiz:
Sorry to disappoint you these signs are old school joor we don upgrade our OS

and don't even bother trying to ask because if you know you will still come back to reveal our secrets

Old ke! How una take upgrade the OS?

donbenedict:
Let us be honest with ourselves.. there is no crime in a guy wantin to hav sex wit a girl on the first date!


Yes.. it's better he let's his intentions known at the onset. There a girl's out there who fvck guys on d first date and are cool with it..

I quite agree with you but even though both of u want it at first meeting, as a gentleman discuss something else and gradually field your intention later.

Well if the date is romantic and one thing led to another, sighs!

SUPERPACK:
beautiful lubbish

Why won't u say rubbish when your signature shows that u are indeed an indomie kid.

I find it very absurd when a guy woo a lady for the aim of sleeping with her on first date and later dump her afterwards. The shameful part of it is that they boast openly to their colleagues about the number of kitty-cats they have sampled and how to move to the next prey.

These guys are nothing but sodomizing bastar.ds and eeediots and my advice for ladies is that if you notice the following attitudes in guys on the first date, do not give them any chance to mess up with your life no matter how rich they maybe.

1. He will be staring at your body lustfully

Naturally, guys are moved by what they see in a lady but in a situation when a guy is staring lustfully at your chest and buttock even to the point of licking his lips like a dog on heat, we don't even need T.B joshua to tell you that such guy is a serial pervert. Such guys are synonymous to konji-fied he-goat, and the best thing to do is desist from such guys as they obviously have nothing to offer but explore your kitty-cat.

2. He will engage you mostly on sex related topics

Ladies need to understand that if on their first date with a guy, he is somehow bored when discussing politics, education, etc but the moment your discussion shifts to sex topic, he is overly excited, explaining several sex positions as if he invented them and laughing shamelessly, just know that he is only interested in having sex with you.

3. He will tell you to pass the night at his house

Some guys deliberately delay a lady on a date just to make sure she passes the night at their house. Even the lady insist that he should drive her home, he will start saying that the route to her house is dangerous at night and will be better to sleep in his house which is much close by. "Babe, him wan sleep with you be that o".

4. He will be touching your body unnecessarily

Suppose it is possible to temporarily decapitate some guys hands on a first date, I will advice ladies to do so and return his hands later. That reminds me of when me and lalasticlala hook up in a fascinating eatery at Lekki gisting about nairaland stuff, we caught Tosyne2much red-handed rubbing Ireneony's butt stylishly on his first date with her and I was just shaking my head that Tosyne of all people. The next was that Irene registered a slap on Tosyne's face, and Lalasticlala was like "Mr 10 list" your thread will not grace FP again.

5. He will ask if you have watched X rated films

For a guy on first date asking if you have watched spartacus, tudor and porn videos definitely have an ulterior move to sleep with you and nothing more. I mean what kind of a guy asks such a ridiculous question and you expect him to have a meaningful relationship with you? It's rather better you discard him on time before it's too late.

6. He flatter you with sexual words

Honestly, some compliments are questionable especially when it's coming from a guy a lady barely knows. For example, instead of saying you are gorgeous/beautiful, he says you are "sexy" or he loves your endowed body (huge bosom/butt), "hehehe, babe just give that guy red card on spot".

7. His joystick refuses to back down

Ladies for your information, stylishly look at his joystick region and if you notice his joystick is looking for a way to escape from his boxers, just know that he's fantasising on how to sleep with you.

8. He wants to know if you are still a virgin

When a guy meets a lady for the first time and he's bent on knowing if she's a virgin, such a guy wants nothing but kitty-cat.

tosyne2much:
Bros, thank you for this insightful piece and I'm glad you're not delusional in thinking like those that also ripped off my head.

Though, I stand on the fact that the prestige attached to being a Nobel Laureth can never be underestimated anytime any day but come to think of it, how has this achievement brought creation of jobs, infrastructural development as well as national growth?

The main problem we are facing in our everyday life is financially difficulties and someone who's able to ease you of that stress is just like a god. These people have no idea of how development Dangote is bringing to our nation's development... Do they think new English words have anything to contribute to the dwindling economy?

The last time I checked Bill Gates, as a rich man, gave about 50 million Dollars to Africa to fight against malaria just to contribut to the growth of Africa..

I couldn't but smh when I read comment laced with ignorance and short-sightedness sha

Excellent comment brother. Spot on!

Mr. Seun, I don't think such idea is really welcomed. What I would have suggested is for you to make your clarification clear that the activities of forex traders and sport betting on this forum is not something u don't support and as such people should desist from such act.

Also, I feel you suppose to create a platform for these people so that those who fail to go through the right channel of advertising their products will be banned completely from NL. That's my view oo!

Oga seun, please for some of us writing articles that grace FP, kindly find a way to lock it so that people from other blogs and forums will not have access to copy our work. E.g naijaloaded.

Lastly, kindly listen to dygeasy plight about the miss NL competition. We need full awareness because we have a sponsor that is ready to finance the competition and we don't want it to get depleted due to poor publicity. Cc: mizmycoli, tosyne2much.

kinglekan:
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Hhehehhehehe!! You couldn't even sense the sacarsm in that part of her post. Let me ask you a very simple question though, if you were as rich as Dangote would you send your kids to a Nigerian polytechnic or even university?

This isn't about letting people know one can argue its about facts and figures. You lots keep saying the same thing based on conjecture. Ever wondered why Nigeria is in a shitty state right now? Because everyone is looking for a "GET RICH" scheme.

Misplaced priorities and this kinda reasoning is why things would remain the way it is for a long time. No one is saying Dangote isn't respected but there is no scale to measure two individuals in different field's doing remarkably well.

Going by your logic everyone should be an entrepreneur and become a billionaire else they wouldn't be respected. Seriously? Who are you kidding?

Stop thinking like the masses, everyone has a purpose. Not everyone would be Aliko Dangote or Mike Adenuga. Find your purpose, fulfill it, make an impact, thats all that matter's.

Keep this kinda money minded mentality and you wonder why we can't fight Corruption.


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Everybody want to be successful which transpires to been wealthy, influential and well respected in the society.

That aside, speaking of wole soyinka and dangote comparison, let's face fact both are well respected but dangote's level will ofcourse be more because forbes often believes that men who makes the world's richest list are noble, do business legitimately and contributes to community development( jobs, projects, etc)

On the other hand, some one like wole soyinka can be viewed as a noble man in terms of academic achievement mainly. The only impact of this Nobel laureth is limited but the question you should ask yourself is how many jobs as his achievement brought into the life of Nigerians!

Chukzyfcb:
Very true my guy. Ikoyi parkview and bananisland are fast dropping in demand. Below is a tip of the iceberg. Rent & sale figures
8-10million naira per annum for a 3bedroom apartment , imagine?

This is just too ridiculous.

skywalker240:
its a very long list, but am gonna make it short,.



Wristbangle
Firstking01
Queencalipso
Babybrace
Tosyne2much



Love u guys.

Thanks bro

Park view in Ikoyi has many houses without occupants also.

Ishilove:
I don explain why for my answer na

Okay dear. So how have u been?

Mediapace:
Ehn Ehn Wrist,where have you been? gat many questions for you already,will post them tommorow.

Lol am expecting

Ishilove:
I don explain why for my answer na

Okay oo. How have u been? How is life with u?

Keneking:
Pls has it entered?

Lol what entered?

Edwife how far?

Ishilove:
My crushes are too many to name. I'm a serial crusher

Lemme name one out of many...naptu2!!!! Our resident Walking Encyclopedia. His awesome intelligence makes my heart go jigi jigi jigi gbam gbam!!! I've been proposing to him since but he is dodging. Wetin remain na to cook efo give am chop.

I don't really follow Wristbangle and tosyne's threads.

Why dear?

Longest time mediapace. I dey see ur hand work all this while

Mukina2, give me link for live streaming na

Mediapace:
She said i shouldn't share it with anyone not even Seun/PMB

HateU2, is this true?

Abagworo:
Remove Anambra from any Igbo gathering and it will be successful and peaceful. It is no different from their antecedents here on Nairaland.

Really? Are they not part of the igbo nation again? Seems I am beginning to believe anambra igbos negatively dissociate themselves from the rest igbos

bqlekan:
_Charijee and wristbangle... Peak of maturity

Lol I don know this moniker bro

HateU2:
Sebi u knw ojuelegba

Huh! I know am o! Is that where u live?

Mediapace:
Very pretty even than Agbani Darego

Her pix nko?

I find it somewhat discouraging that Willie obiano refuse to join his fellow cohorts.

HateU2:
heheheheh

For ur dream abi

If u want it, coman take it

. #Leaving what am doing now#. Your house address?