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Omotayor123:
Good to see wristbangle focusing on guys these days

Make una enjoy the honeymoon. Una turn go resume as usual.

MrsPhyno:

Termites dey bite skin? I thought it was only wood.

Lol dem dey bite oo. Check biology textbook.

Rapmoney, most naija babes discuss Two things: Man and Money.

Sassybae:
May God bles you for this wristbangle

Guys are so fond of no.8

Thanks dear

vizkiz:
which category of the porn?
Shey acted one, or caught on camera, or quickie or revenge

All sire

ronald4lif:
Hehe! It's all good. Seems the bashing is now being routine between both sexes, unlike when ladies were the 'victims'. The guys can take the dagger too for a balance.

Now u understand the logic boss.

MhizDeedy:
Lol that nice poem, but I dunno if I was with his destiny ....



[b]I like this ur writeup today [/b]but if I get hold of u nd tosyn2much ehn, so u wil open a thread nd write ur list then he wil nau take his jotted list out nd continue what u started abi?

Lol I know say una go like am na

Gurgle:
yeah not funny at all, feeling sorry for the next guy who tries it because my reaction will be very disproportionate to the crime that was committed...

It's so embarrassing to experience when thunder strike twice on same spot but don't allow your anger push you to commit a grievous offence.

Such will not happen again dear. Relax.

ANGELMARVE:
@op tell me who has not watch porn videos in this world? do u even know married couple even watch it just to spice up their sex life? cm to think of it are nollywood movies not worst than porn movies? im nt saying its gud though bt reffering 2 a guy dat watch porn as pervert means all africa men are pervert including you. and yes i watch porn

It is good for the bolded most especially. Make I no lie self I don watch am before but I don become man of God

Truckpusher:
In Smeagol's voice *wristbangle betrays us*

Am sorry sir.

Ronald4lif said the same.

I dey prostrate oo!

Gurgle:
yeah whats wrong with you! why are you laughing

Lol do u want me to cry? Such scenario is funny dear which I know is not funny to ladies.

kossyablaze:
Diz places wey u mention now na the koko...many of them dey like am o!

Hahaha. If termite bite the guy dick or the bae toto under iroko tree, dem go say one witch dey follow dem from village.

MhizDeedy:
So many perverts these days, that number 7 tho, most guys like doing that especially in public transport, I dunno if they av no shame or they just sick or they just want to get hard in d bus. Any guy that try that bullshit with me wil really get hard on his face.
Number 10 is common among inexperience guys, they be like 'tnk u for accepting my request, I can't believe u can accept my request, this is unbelievable , some will bombard u with messages or phone calls(for wthatsapp) I be like 'dafvck! M I with ur destiny?'

E.g vaselinejelly.

U remember that his track "O deedy"

Gurgle:
umm

I was walking, a guy came from nowhere and said "the weather is nice, right"? I just looked and said ..yeah...

then he said..you have something there, I said what? where

and then... yeah

I wish I couldn't remember it, because honestly I have better things I would like to remember that I have forgotten..mtchew I wonder where that guy is right now

Hahahaha. Him squeeze your orange?

Captainswag225:
o.p there is nothing wrong with point 2 and 6

Eh ehn. Are u saying it shouldn't be among the points to clarify a pervert?

vizkiz:
how does having porn on my phone makes me a pervert Come on people let's be civil, this is 2015 for furck sake

How many porn video nai dey your phone baba?

Gurgle:
number 7 happened to me when I was coming back from school one time...im still shocked.... mehn guys no dey try at all

Can you brief the scenario?

ronald4lif:
Every guy should be guilty of at least one.

Wristbangle, you're a traitor.

Hahahaha, baba no vex na. I don apologise to all NL guys. Make una no stone me na.

LadyBoss1:
Infact most GUYS are guilty of at least one
Make una come here come confess ..

I am innocent from all the aforementioned lists.

Rapmoney:
Why e be say na u dey always be FTC on all wristbangle's threads?

Baba, no vex na.

LadyBoss1:
Ladies oya come oh wristbangle don bless us with berra topic

Hehehe chai wristbangle one COLD BEER for u

My next write up go wound babes eh!

Make una dey enjoy the honeymoon thread oo.

Nothing last forever

tosyne2much:
9. They may have ere.ction when a goat passes

God is already punishing your for your sins if a goat passes and your joystick erects.. A guy was sitting beside me yesterday na so one she-goat dey pass. He looked at the goat lustfully and started having erection. Ooooboi !!! As I see am, na so I tear speed b4 the guy go tear my jeans with him joystick


10. They send request and start gracing the floor when accepted

This is common on social media like facebook, BBM and so on. Guys who are perverted in nature are always giving Glory to God when a lady accepts their request. For example, you will see, thanks for accepting my request or thanks for sending me friend

They ask for unclad pix during a chat

Even if they are chatting with their pastor's wife, they will still ask for her unclad pix. These ones are pervert at PhD level

11. They are so desperate to get laid

Na so I bulge into my friend room today see am dey prostrate for one babe wey visit am. I come ask my padi say wetin happen wey him dey prostrate. Surprisingly, he said he only did that in a bid to get under her skirt

Lmao

Jeez!

That number 9 gat me rolling on the floor mehn.

In addition to the mentioned acts

Suggesting sex at awkward places

Some guys suggest sex at awkward places like incomplete building, thick bush, under iroko tree, etc. These categories are perverts in which a lady in her right senses will condemn their initiative.

EroticAngelina:
why r u thanking me?

For ur comment.

Gudpm. How was ur day?

MhizDeedy:
Lol do u av wooing skills ehn?

Yes ma. And na only for yoriyori babes.

Besides guys plenty whey e dey chase u.

I no say u go put me 4 last position.

MhizDeedy:
bae is that not tautology? Ain't honey sweet? Or do u sell bitter honey

My bitter honey

Abeg I no wan elucidate my wooing skills here jawe

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Na God hand e dey o! [/color]

Wishing u the best bros

MhizDeedy:
Lol angel? I tot dere re no female angels in d bible

Okay. My sweet honey