₦airaland Forum

Kennedyiheme:
Anyway my gf is lovely, we live far apart from each other but we are both in lagos, mehn there was a day I was broke ehn and it was tht day we agreed we were gonna see each other...the girl call me, I was feeling smehw but I jst told her the ruth tha
t I had only 500naira....I was suprised when she said I shld come like dt lol, I went there sha... As a sharp guy I withdrew the last 2k in my account make fuckup no go happen there, we met at e.centre, she. Told me she just wanted to see me and tht our relationship shld be based on money, she offered to pay for wht we took, seriously I wasn't feeling confortable abt it bt she told me nt too bother...we had a good time, I saw her off and she wanted to give me transport fare, I told her not to worry that I had that.....rare gem, if you are reading this shewa, I LOVE YOU, when the money comes I will neva forget you....when I got home, I dnt knw why I thought abt wht happnd, and there was a drop of tears, only God knws why....special girl

emusmith:
You're actually doing great...I applaud you.

okotv:
Are guys now investments ?

MhizDeedy:
Lmao tz nuh me oooh. Whish shoprite tho?


Twas fyn ooh. Urz?

emusmith:
Nice one, bro.

You're "hot" with these creative threads of yours o!

Keep this section alive!

Where is that "man of list"?

SAPEDRO:
for the hungry ladies, a date is the meeting with a lover or a potential lover,the food part is quite insignificant. so my advice is that if a gentleman should ask you out on a date, please kindly tell him to take you out on a lunch or dinner instead so you can eat as much as you want there.

Jonnie2time:
No wonder naija girls de hardly love genuinely, cos once you have money girls cann never be your problem, and you can just keep changing dem anyhow. Girls no get shame!

MhizDeedy:
Lol tnks

oshaosha2014:
Make una see broke gal o. Na them dey sabi broke guys pass.

Romeolowo:
, if a girl knows that u are broke, she won't agree to go on a date with u, she will give u excuse, lolx telling a girl to come to ur house, na mission impossible, she will say na only sex u want from here.

jutah:
What's so wrong in being broke? Please free broke guys jare.. Since they are so rich, they should start footing the bills at KFC and Co. Afterall, they are the ones screaming Feminism!!

*whether na one naira, baby u MUST love me*

redcliff:
Whats wrong with meeting a girl at the library.you nigerians are sick

peleson:
No. 8 suits one Mrs ilori elect/elect dept unilag. She downloads even her exam questions from internet! U can imagine and she is very mean and wicked to students!

manie:
Meeting ladies in the library is a very good idea, especially if you are the type that is turned on by intellectually minded babes.

IdJack:
OP You need to start from somewhere first before you graduate to expensive place...beside most of those places you mentioned isn't a bad place

oshaosha2014:
You would rather they go and rent the space ship from NASA and take their babe to the moon. Or think everyone will put their head in one direction.

agitator:
This English from a graduate mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

tohpahz:
Swry..

Adeh39 tunnamania11 scentmarlc come and see o..

adeh39:

tunnamania11:
Lolz, I forgot o. But y writsbangle? You want to make adeh39 commit suicide?

tohpahz:
She canuh commit sucide.. she knows that wristbangle is mine..

tunnamania11:
My neighbouring state

ramond007:
My only crux with nairaland is people who dont have useful cintribution shouldnt overheat the space,i hateit when contribution aint sensible yet they are allowed to make fp.why op?

MhizDeedy:
Lol both ooh. Wic 1 were u part of? The ones that pass, fail or plan to attack lecturer. Don't lie ooh, say d truth let d devil be ashamed

tunnamania11:
The serious ones should be motivated after reading my comment up there. I served at one of the oldest schools in owan east LGA of Edo state.

Tomfrench:
man of list

nice one sha...

tunnamania11:

I was a good teacher during my Nysc, my students will never forget me. Wristbangle, report those in category 1,5, 6, 7 and 8 to the sch authority and have them replaced.

*I am available*
Now my comments:
As for number 2 and 3, you need to do more research on every topic, that's how u can know more than what u were taught. Google has always been students' intimate friend.
As for number 7, some do that deliberately but many do it to punish students for disturbing the lecture all.

Bern1992:
Almst everybody is a victim of no.1

dharay99:

hospi wah.? 0hk i dey cum u hear.

tunnamania11:
Stop crying, abi u need candy?