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only God knows why I am laughing. (lol)
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I prefer baked. It's easier, it's healthier and I don't feel guilty after eating. I must admit that fried kinda taste better but it's bad for your my health.

sleep *yawn*

rounding the dough

-With both hands cupped over the dough, rotate the dough in small increments (both hands going in different direction)
-With one hand, rotate your hand over the dough while pressing it down (but not too hard)

or follow this clip

http://www.monkeysee.com/play/1001-pizza-how-to-shape-dough-for-the-second-rise

frosted flakes, so bad yet soo good

P-nut butter

Fhemmmy:
dinner to be ready, doesnt matter how cooked.

I can see your hubby face going like this  at the dinner table since you don't care

Alliteration
Repetition of an initial consonant sound.


Anaphora
Repetition of the same word or phrase at the beginning of successive clauses or verses.


Antithesis
The juxtaposition of contrasting ideas in balanced phrases.


Apostrophe
Breaking off discourse to address some absent person or thing, some abstract quality, an inanimate object, or a nonexistent character.


Assonance
Identity or similarity in sound between internal vowels in neighboring words.


Chiasmus
A verbal pattern in which the second half of an expression is balanced against the first but with the parts reversed.


Euphemism
The substitution of an inoffensive term for one considered offensively explicit.


Hyperbole
An extravagant statement; the use of exaggerated terms for the purpose of emphasis or heightened effect.


Irony
The use of words to convey the opposite of their literal meaning. A statement or situation where the meaning is contradicted by the appearance or presentation of the idea.


Litotes
A figure of speech consisting of an understatement in which an affirmative is expressed by negating its opposite.


Metaphor
An implied comparison between two unlike things that actually have something important in common.


Metonymy
A figure of speech in which one word or phrase is substituted for another with which it is closely associated; also, the rhetorical strategy of describing something indirectly by referring to things around it.


Onomatopoeia
The formation or use of words that imitate the sounds associated with the objects or actions they refer to.


Oxymoron
A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side.


Paradox
A statement that appears to contradict itself.


Personification
A figure of speech in which an inanimate object or abstraction is endowed with human qualities or abilities.


Pun
A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.


Simile
A stated comparison (usually formed with "like" or "as" between two fundamentally dissimilar things that have certain qualities in common.


Synechdoche
A figure of speech is which a part is used to represent the whole, the whole for a part, the specific for the general, the general for the specific, or the material for the thing made from it.

lol @SA-AI - that's funny

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reading ^ post and laughing

God made both

one has breast, one has ballz


G.I. Joe and G.I Jane

travelling

ass patrol

don't date girls

playing games

i smoke nigerian weed

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity, and to be vibrantly alive in repose

pinch his butt and run

I Do It On Table



CARRY

do u know a mind is a terrible thing to waste

a whiz genius

while sipping

fearless

can't believe i'm playing this kindegarden game again

997,919
997,918

i like to laugh



are you a good dancer?

how

Hey _______ , you have _______3 days on line

wizard

i like peanutbutter and jelly

prince charming. . . . ._{yeah right, in his dreams}

*keeping your eyes on me*

care
unbelievable
troublesome
natural
irrational
yes
perfection
no
bittersweet
sensuality
crazy
hatred
selfless
wholeness

both