S: Calculated in number of days
D: The number of days that make up each varies









Bottle and Glass

S: Bottle is made from Glass
D: Glass can be designed into various shapes. Bottle is a design off Glass.



Manual labour and Menial jobs

S: they go 2geda
D: one is a level of skill, d other type of job


DELL & ACER

S: They are companies that produce computers
D: They have different logos and standards/ they are different companies









GSM and Walkie-talkie

S: communication systems/tech
D: coverage area differs


flower & tatoo

S: one can be used as a design 4 d other
D: One is a plant wilst d other is art.



Sony Ericsson & Nokia

S:fone mfgs
D:Nokia is fab, SE tailing


rice & noodles

S: Starchy
D: length

Google and Nairaland

S: www-based, pple-oriented
D: 1 bigger than d other


Ne-Yo & Usher

S: Both singer - songwriter
D: One is married with kids, the other aint _{and plenty more jere}





Spiderman & Superman

S:comic heroes
D:one is me spinning d luvey-web d other is from anoda planet


mountain & velley

S- Both gift of nature
D- One can be climbed, the other cant









Bird and Chicken

S:- They both have wings
D: To kill one, we use a catapul, we wring the other one neck


Twitter vs Plurk

S: more lyk diaries
D: entries in twitter shorter. hmm ok, itz in d names


34C's & 36D's

S: Both brassiere sizes
D: One is bigger than d other _{u figure it out}




@topic

Above & Below

S: Tells an objects position
D: One means ontop; the other under









Glass and Mirror

They are both transparent

One is use for reflections


Trojan vs worm

They are both transparent

One is use for reflections


Trojan vs condom

epi:

They are both transparent

One is use for reflections


Trojan vs condom

S: Used in love-making as contraceptive
D: One is the name of a product, the other a company that makes the product









Horse and Elephant

S: Both serve as means transportation
D: One is bigger than the other






Female and Male

S: Both a living beings
D: one has prick,while the other no get



Rick Ross and Mariah carey

S: Both Musicians
D: One was once a cop



Pencil and Biro

both are writing/drawing divices
one has a point in which ink flows, the other one point is lead


super mario and pacman

S Video Game Characters
D One hops, one chops

You and Your Father

both are smart and intelligent


one has a vagina, one has a penis

PollMaster:

You and Your Father

xoxoxo:

one has a vagina, one has a penis

OMG

S: Both male

D: One's older

You and your boss?

God made both

one has breast, one has ballz


G.I. Joe and G.I Jane

S: They are both motion pictures about Government Issue

D:

G.I. Jane is a 1997 action film that tells the fictional story of the first woman to undergo training in U.S. Navy Special Warfare Group.

G.I. Joe is a line of military-themed articulated "action figures" produced by a toy company



Cough and Sneeze

S: Both are reactions to physical discomfort

D: Cough via the mouth, Sneeze via the Nose


Desktop and Laptop

S : Both are used for computing figures/data
D : One is portable and can be easily moved about.




Paper and Money

Both are made from wood

However, paper is used to write on. While money is used to make payments for sturvs 



Your parents

S: They both begat me
D: One you fear more da other you can get on your side.




Ya Pa and Ma