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Dr, i sight u sir wit my 60,000 mag. Telescope, hw u doin sir?

princessmia: simple maths:
50p -> 1w
Xp -> 7w

Where:
p=pages
w=weeks
X=unknown

Xp x 1w =50p x 7w

Xp =_{50p x 7w}
.......... ^1w

Xp =350p

350pages!
Cool!
Can't wait to c dat.

yea dat will be awesome!! Bt i envisage we will xceed dat....

princessmia: slim tall n dark in complexion. M I correct?

warrabt me miss holmes?

Krysstie: Mawnin people, hw hv u bin?...nice day ahead!

we kool kryst, a lot of us ve been miss u xpezialy...baba dlex, i guess PDP ws almost tinkin u baild, hw u doin dr.

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Abbasufi: HMMM I GO LOOSE B DAT,MEHN JST WENT TO D MIRROR ND CHEKD MY SEF,THERE IS NOTIN TO WRITE HOME ABOT

eee fit be say d mirror dey upside dwn...check again lolz.

Gods-child:
Hehhehehhehahahhahahohoohohoho.....People no go kill me with laughter to day ooooo!....

If anybody should be offended in this House, not me...Never!...Shebi I was the one that sent "Please Call Me Back" to trouble by uploading that pix...

That ain't crazy...Tell you what, I hallucinate as well...And you look kinda slim, dark complexioned & tall with long hair in it...

Oya, oya...Make we talk serious talk abeg...#whispers#...If that guy in hat & boots approaches you & asks for your BB pin, you go give am??...

Abeg, wetin be PS??

sir hw u doin, no mind dem! If any of dem ve seen obj or dangote early beginin dey would ve said same tin or even worst, ps= post script used to talk abt outside d focusd topic or sth 4goten.

Gods-child:
Cool ooo...Me dey kampe!...Your face dey scarce for House sometimes nah...

apologies house i've been on field work, oga Gc chill dia eyez go soon open say gr8 men like u dey scarce.

Gods-child:
OSOTA, PRODAM, XQUIRE and YEMCOGUY....

I see you guys in 6D!...Good morning chiefs!...How una dey??

goodday sir, hw u dey handle ur side.

psoto: I'm beginning τ̅☺ think so too, because most of them are just staring from the background, too weak τ̅☺ talk.
Except those that ate roasted yam or corn on the farm!!

Nah! We quite busy hanging out spending from our fat wallet, we dnt wana join ur play ground, low land, cos ur drama iz so lame!! Gc is d hood name!

Dahrach: Guyz..i need prayers ooo...my serving with batch c is shaking @ d moment cos my certificate is not out...nd NYSC no longer accept "letter of to whom to may concern"..they want to see d original certificate...if my certificate is not out by nxt weekend..it means i wil b serving wit batch A next yr..

Dear you will definitly make it, amen...whr my olive oil n holy water @?!!

SBabaJ: The Latecomers Are All Show Offs....Their Intention Was To Do "BUGA" Things....One Came In A Ship, Another In A Speed Boat And Yet Another Came In/With/By A SHARK....
GC And Lady Psoto, Pls Fine Them For Excessive Display Of Opulence!

Whr 4 bible u hear say dey fine jonah 4 using the shark as a means of transportation...? Abi u no dey see our two resemblance...

Viewing this topic: princessmia(f), Osota(m), xquire(m), Gods-child(m), SBabaJ(m), yat@11, psoto(f), CY09(m) and 2 guest(s)
Good evening honorable gentle men and exceptional ladies.

This shark iz quite big mahn!!, she jst dropped me now! Sup fella how y'all doin? Say hi to sharky pple!..

This shark iz quite big mahn!!, she jst dropped me now! Sup fella how y'all doin? Say hi to sharky pple!...

fxline: available

Whr will u be delivering it frm?

Viewing this topic: Tmany(m), prodam(m), Abbasufi and 1 guest(s)
I see y'all, all d way to a purposeful new house

Gods-child:
Of course bro...But remember you're also one of the goodfellows sir!...You name has to be there...See ya in House 3!....*One Love*

I'm at ur back sir!

ik121: Good mornin great folks.... Ds house wil b a shadow of itself witout d PDP's nd i'v observd ds bout d PDP. Psoto: believs in her faith, most caring, loving nd believs in feminism. Dahrach is FUN to be/talk with, neva takin issues serious. Princess; sounds veri exposed, not timid like women frm her place nd veri articulate. PDP we apreciate y'all so much!

Wow! We've gat a lot pretty faces n smart brains in house, hey! Check out d cool dudes GC,ik121, drsheddy,osota,Larrynrlnd1,georgiobob n a host of oda goodfellows y'all doing ur thing quite tight, kudos!!! Keep it up

...Still surfing d net 4 good interior designs 4 my new room!!

I had to squat wit sm1 in d old house n believe me it wasn't funny at all,#Sighs# I so gona getta new room in dis new house!!!

psoto: Hmmmm...NGO tinz, that's nice. What NGO is that?
Mine was fine, thanks.

Hachple africa (human advancement and community helpers league in Africa)

princessmia: I think I need to go for round 1 sleep. Goodnightt 1st lady, goodnyt Guys. Sleeptyt. Don't let d bedbugs bite

Yea! Yea!! Dats d fin with royalties nyt nyt, swt dreams dr

psoto: How are you doing sir and how was your day?

My day was hectic, ngo tinz n urs executive lady?

Drsheddy: Viewing this topic: Larrynrlnd1, xquire(m), Osota,
psoto(f), princessmia(f), Drsheddy(m), Gods-child
(m)
Gud 9th 2 U All....

U re d boss! U need go to bed first

psoto: XQUIRE, GC, DAHRACH and whoever the guest is, I sight you o...

Double tuale for u psoto!!!

Gods-child:
Poooo!....Pooooo!!....Pooooooooooo!!!

I think its time to update our "Operation Know Yourselves" ooo...In order for it not to be cumbersome, I'll just display the newest & updated members statuses;...


<Name>............<School>..................<Course>..................<Choice State>


BREZZYBONE..........NSP.....................Public Admin................Anywhere
CHUKSBLAZE..........VVU.....................Accounting...................Rivers

COMINGOUT..........UNIPORT..................?? ?? ??.....................?? ?? ??
DATODAVID..........COVENANT...............Elect. Elect. Engr..............Lagos
DLEX21.............UNIABJ..................Computer Science...............Delta/C.River
HYDEEKAM...........KWPOLY.................Maths & Statistics.............Ogun/Lagos
KLEXY04...........UNILORIN................Mechanical Engineering.........?? ?? ??
OGBECHE77...........OOU......................?? ?? ??.....................Lagos
ORPELIN.............OOU..................Industrial Chemistry............Lagos
PEETASH.............OOU...................Human Physiology...............Kaduna
SEEKERMI...........AAUA....................Biology.......................Ogun
XQUIRE.............MOUAU...................Accounting..................?? ?? ??
YAMUNLA............KWPOLY..................Accounting..................?? ?? ??

In addition to the existing 67 members, that gives our House a total population of about 78 or thereabouts...As usual, I stand to be corrected ooo...*One Love*

Why am I still the only LAUTECH grad in this family??...Abi most of my colleagues no get internet access ni??...Ooooh! They've gone with batch B...It is well!

Mua wants to serve I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ rivers

psoto: Fresher? I miss that word. You're very welcome sir. Please, for the benefit of those of us that don't know the full meaning of mouau, help us out. Merci. You can stay in DLEX's room.

OmG like seriously?!! It means Michael okpara university of agriculture umudike

Sup m8s fresher in d house frm mouau, acc, whr do I pack my stuff?

I'm gona need a picture, your location and the number of iphones u ve 4 sale.

Hw can sm1 in abia state get the phone?

why is everything different in Nigeria, this country already has high tarrif rate agaisnt wat other countries are enjoying. the telecom network shouldn't even think of it, let those who can cope remain in the business, cos if they try am "well the internet is there". Nija is use to leaving without basic amenities, "wiaz my postal stamp at??!!!"