DrViviSarj:
What if nysc just wan trend for twitter . What if we wake tomorrow, still no letter.
What if no letter even through out dis week.. or month.........or year..

Hahahahaha hilarious

leemah4u:
TKB mind yasef

No dey call me that... I no be second hand or U.k used

Ahmed4002:
Who been dey lie that he's a foreign student and he has receive his letter

Na one mumu jonatex4u.. I been dey confused sef

richybanky:

Lols.. Abeg send am to come meet, no need to go meet nysc, u go hear result after 9 months

Haha remember na alhaja o

richybanky:

Wit dis tin wey nysc dey do, abi make we send orubebe go meet dem before den rig us out

Lol make we send that leemah4u girl.. She be Mrs orubebe

sajbabs:


Hahahaha... na opp school u dey stay...



Ah... Xray.... wetin u chop today? Lion sleep, u go wake am

Who be the lion?

Ahmed4002:


Get respect for person wife.
You too shut up

She dey intimidate person na

richybanky:

Ur case dey on Glo 3G network u go need enter plane be dat

Lmao them go mail am to me

leemah4u:
thank God na just #160 from my place to sch

Shut up... Wetin make me do?

Dunno why y'all on edge over this. What will be will be

Una never faint?

jonatex4u:


na moi

Na you dey punk people?

I haven't seen anything jare.... And most of my friends (foreign students) haven't seen anything too. Made some calls

Cc Harleybee

jonatex4u:
Intro of this boi-

Name; Oguejifor Jonathan
School; University of greenwich Uk
Course of study; Accounting & finance
Year of grad; 2013
Preferred place of deployment; ph/abj

Stream anything! place of deployment is more important to moi...

Old Royal Naval College

Happy birthday Pinkiepetite.. Wishing you the very best of years ahead in good health and success. Enjoy your day

Owliver:
you mean dogs and baboons soaking in blood? Nanananana my ambition is not worth the blood of any member. I concede

Or you dey fear your own blood

Owliver:
Whaaaattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost special pages

Boss, should I place a call across to tompolo, Clarke, asari dokubo and boyloaf?
We gaz scatter this place. The election was rigged

erisegun:
wetin colour ni* ba ara e da soun jor*

Ogbeni.. No mk me wish u stream 2 oh...

Kingemmy01:


Make we dey scatter ground dey go?
Area scatter scatter.

All these orubebe children sef

Luchiana1:
smiles.. I wonder o. How r u

I'm good dear. How about you? I bet you had a great day

erisegun:
shuuuuu

Wetin do ur mouth

This place just full this night.... Abi some people dey wait to receive and print their call up letter for this thread

Ahmed4002:


Penguin of Madagascar

King Julia

I have watch all yours.

My best Anime na the Hentai series

frenzydilz:
Sharpest boss. Thank God u dey follow me see am as ein talk am o

Lol one thing is we from different backgrounds and had different upbringings,so we bound to view things from different angles.. That's his own opinionated view and I guess he's obstinately holding on to that prolly based on experience from his village where there are no virgins

frenzydilz:
d fact that you can't distinguish between a rarity and an impossibility amazes me. Since you want to delve into logic, Ur statement is illogical, its a fallacy. U boldly wrote "there are no virgins in camp", thats hasty generalization. I am tackling ur statement as it is

Fallacy of Hasty Generalization

Best grammar of the thread- Electronzeez

Most derogatory comment of the thread-

Best king- Doublezero7

Best queen- Sleekyonyx

The best comedian/ entertainer-Erisegun

The best E-single( Male)-

The best photo poster- Erisegun

Cc Mzjaney Electronzeez gracyel and kingphlip

pinkiepetitee:
just saying, and joking too. Don't take it personal

Lol not taking it personal.. Just saying and joking too

MOST LAND ACQUIRER ON SPECIAL PAGES
OWLIVER

MOST FLIRTATOUS
RICHYBANKY

MOST TROUBLESOME
KINGPHILIP

MOST SILLY
BABS01


Cc Mzjaney Electronzeez gracyel and kingphlip

THE BEST POET
Ahmed4002.
Not seen others

MOST CONTROVERSIAL
Babs01

MOST INFLUENTIAL
Kingphilip

MOST INFORMATIVE PERSONALITY
Sodiqyinka

MOST RESERVED MALE CATEGORY
Noordean

MOST RESERVED FEMALE CATEGORY
Harleybee

BEST TOASTER.
I NO KNOW

Cc Gracyel

pinkiepetitee:
Ok, u wan win award for best poet ba?

Lol you don't know me. Wetin I wan use am do?

HEY Y'ALL HOL IT UP!!!!

I got a confession to make

I'm badly crushing on a girl in here... and she doesn't even know about it. It's killing really.. That I can't even express how I feel to her beats it all. I would love to call that pride or ego lol

So I deemed it fit within me to dedicate this poem to her for being charming. She got this charming aura about her that I just fail to fathom.

I ain't even gonna tell anyone who she is... Y'all welcome to guess. I swear.. The guessing thingy will beat your imaginations

TO MY CRUSH.... This is for u



What do I have to do to get you to notice me?
Change my moniker, the way I talk.
Put on a display pic of myself
We've known each other for some time now
yet I'm still invisible to you.
My feelings run deep and how
I wish you only knew.
My heart skips a beat every time I see your comments
To me you just seem so different from the other ladies
To you I'm just a fellow prospective Corp member
Nothing more, nothing less
I settle for friendship in the end
Because I don't want to make a mess.
Instead I'll keep my secret to myself
And take my pride back off the shelf.
Until one day you finally see
That you and I were meant to be.
I'll wait for now but not too long
Because sooner or later I'll be gone.
So when will you notice me?

pinkiepetitee:
really? But it showing on my dashboard o. Maybe u should Holdon till evening

Ok.. Will check again... Thanks