₦airaland Forum

Unzerious:
Nigeria needs to Export more... But when he was a Governor, what did Anambra Export?

What percentage of the Dollar Reserve did his state contribute?

donaldking100:
Abia State=Obi.
Imo State=Obi.
Anambra State=Obi.
Rivers State=Obi.
Ebonyi State=Obi.

Delta State=Obi.
Enugu State=Obi.
Bayelsa State=Obi.
Akwa-Ibom State=Obi.
Cross-River State=Obi.
Edo State=Obi.
Middle Belt=Obi.
Most christain northerners=Obi.
Lagos State= 50% Obi.
Automatically the north is split between Kwankwaso & Atiku.
Let's see if the West alone would give Thiefnibu victory with his insensitive Muslim-Muslim ticket.
And the funny thing is that most of the educated westerners are rooting for Obi.
What happened yesterday at the N.B.A conference should be an eye opener to all those who think Tinubu has 100% control over the West.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

MEN SHOULD START USING CONDOM WHEN HAVING SEX AND ALSO STOP SUCKING WOMEN'S PRIVATE PART

https://newsexstory.com/animal-stories/omg-i-just-had-sex-with-my-dog/

STAY SAFE OUT THERE GUYS

Orgasmgiver123:
What’s the name of this platform

Oesophagus99:
Dear Op,

What's the original name for this anonymous platform?

okastech:
Someone should please share today's tweeted link for me. I can't find it .

YeePeyHaa:
Guys please don't let Nigerian women touch your dogs oh

They might want to rape them oh!


Gentle boy like me wetin I know than to eat puff puff and lick lollipop

stacyadams:
If u want better action movie of 2022...go to netnaija or toxic wap download "ambulance". If u watch am u no like am I go fund u 100 naira airtime

MrBrownJay1:
bro, there is a way bigger disease that people can catch from having unprotected sex (whether with women fukcing dogs and/or even virgins),its called PREGNANCY!!!!

MrBrownJay1:
A) yeye women who have sex with dogs dont go around telling everyone that they have sex with dogs
B) there was STDs way before women started having sex with dogs... as for HIV, lets not even go there.
C) it doesnt matter who you jump into bed with, so long as you protect yourself by wearing a goddamn condom!

MrBrownJay1:
why would anyone care what happens when insane people have sex with dog?! only highly mentally deranged people do that, and they dont care what kind of prehistoric diseases they will catch... so why should we?!

What does science say about animal sex?

Scientists call it bestiality: This means sexual intercourse between a person and something non-human. And this is one of the sexes that people don’t know much about.

An article published by the National Institute of Public Health in Nigeria, examines the causes of human sexual dysfunction and its rare effects.

A study conducted in Virginia between 2003 and 2017 found that thirty-three out of every 1,000 people were sexually active with animals.

They are probably not people who have been sexually abused in small numbers and are engaging in animal abuse.

What are the risks of animal sex?

Possible diseases are not uncommon if a person has sex with an animal: Zoonotic diseases that are transmitted from animals to humans, causing epidemics and diseases such as bacteria, fungi, viruses and parasites. This can be fatal.

Leptospirosis that enters the human body from animal urine

Echinococcosis: Human infection with E. granulosus leads to the development of one or more hydatid cysts located most often in the liver and lungs, and less frequently in the bones, kidneys, spleen, muscles and central nervous system.

Rabies disease that kills people very quickly

Male cervical cancer

Mental illness

Outbreaks appear to be exacerbated after exposure.

A medical expert, Dr Christopher Otabor, who spoke to BBC Pidgin in Abuja, said some of the illnesses of having sex with animals are incurable.

“It has something to do with it and it causes people to die quickly,” Otabor said of having sex with animals especially dogs. According to him, it is always embarrassing for the patients to disclose what is bothering them after they have had sex with animals.

Culled from https://elanzanews.ng/read-what-happens-when-people-have-sex-with-dogs/

CondemnBattery:
Omo!!! So true true, that girl been dey latch dogs?
What girls of this generation can't do does not exist. In fact I fear who no fear that gender.
Tueh

EIeyigidigan:
is it true the girl really died?
anylink to her full profile or Facebook?

Samueltemi337:
simple question you dey quote Bible verse

Quicksilver5:
i hail you, you are doing well, it's not easy for single fathers

Her name was Mirabel which means “wondrous” in English. And living up to her name, what a wondrous life she led, albeit brief.

A wondrous life? Sure. Mirabel was indeed a wonder. When the stories of young ladies having sex with dogs in Dubai and posh residences in Lagos for cash broke the internet, Mirabel not only owned up to her story she owned it. She spoke with pride about how she had made it by having sex with dogs.

And she trended in no small measure. She is still trending, anyway, though now on a different plane of existence.

“What is the big deal there? I only slept with a dog, I didn’t kill somebody. You, in your life, you have done worse and besides, have you seen N1.7million before? As if it’s a big deal,” Mirabel revealed beating her chest for a job well done.

Mirabel also claimed that, contrary to what people think, she had never contracted any disease but was rather enjoying the money.

“And mind you, I’m not infected or anything. Stop dying on the matter, I’m enjoying the money”, she averred unabashedly in a viral TikTok video.

But following backlash from Nigerians, she released another video in which she recanted, saying her earlier video was a prank and begged for forgiveness.

“Guys I was just catching cruise. I didn’t sleep with any dog. My boyfriend just broke up with me; help me to beg my boyfriend. I’m sorry for the video I made, it was purely cruise.

“I can’t advice someone to be with animals. It was just a prank video, just cruise; you guys know Nigerians and cruise. I apologize to the public, please take my apology,” she said

Catching cruise? Nigerians did not accept her apology. Many thought that was a joke taken too far and took her second statement with a pinch of salt. It had many wondering if wondrous Mirabel hadn’t had sex with a dog, why did she confess she had had one and made big cash from it.

And days after the Nigerian police launched a manhunt for dog owners and ladies who sleep with dogs. Force Public Relations Officer, CSP Muyiwa Adejobi, made this known on his Twitter handle last Thursday in Abuja.

Adejobi said dog owners would be punished and prosecuted upon their arrest. He also vowed that security agents would not relent until ladies seen having sex with dogs in viral TikTok videos were apprehended and face prosecution to serve as a deterrent to others.

“They also have questions to answer. The offence is punishable under the law and thus condemned. We will soon apprehend the lady and others like her including the men, who have been involved in this criminal and barbaric act,” Adejobi maintained.

Still, the Nigerian police never apprehended Mirabel. But the Grim Reaper did. She went into hiding for a while until death apprehended her and gave a lie to her earlier denial.

Mirabel was indeed a wonder, as her name implied. She is trending in life, the same way she trended in life. The story now making the rounds on the internet is that she has died of an infection she contracted from sleeping with dogs at a private hospital in Yaba, Lagos.

Shocking? According to reports, an eyewitness disclosed that before her demise. Mirabel had been on admission after she collapsed and went into a coma. It was also revealed that she had confessed to the doctor that she had be having sex with dogs for over three years.

When tests were ran the results showed that Mirabel was suffering from canine brucellosis, a disease that can only be contracted from a dog. Canine brucellosis is a contagious bacterial infection caused by the bacterium, BrucellaCanis (B. canis).

“The lady had other underlying infections which were worsened by the presence of B. canis. She told my boss that she had been having intercourse with dogs for more than three years now,” the eye witness said.

However, what made Mirabel a wonder and her life wondrous, apart from the sheer audacity, the bravado, the brashness of her earlier revelation, are the timeline of her trends on the internet, the contradictions inherent in them, the drama, her rebuttal, her consequent silence and, finally, death.

“What is the big deal there? I only slept with a dog, I didn’t kill somebody,” Mirabel averred.” Then the backlash and she broke up with her boyfriend and her volte-face. “Guys I was just catching cruise. I didn’t sleep with any dog, she denied, chickening out.

And the police manhunt followed, then silence. And nobody heard about her for a while until her death. Still, no matter what may have happened to Mirabel, Many believe she, living up to her name, was indeed a wonder.

Not only has she trended, she will continue to trend for a long time. And her face will always prop up when issues about ladies having sex with dogs is on the table.

And nothing stops her again from surfacing on the internet to deny her death as she had earlier denied sleeping with dogs.

Nothing indeed is too difficult for Mirabel the wonder to do. If she could sleep with a dog, what else can’t she do?

Culled from https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/05/12/mirabel-the-wondrous-life-of-lady-who-had-sex-with-dogs/?amp=1

Samueltemi337:
you are a father?
your pikin Na even 10 years
Na wa o

Promicah:
Such a cutie you got there. I'm not a proud one though.

https://www.nairaland.com/7295721/proud-father-post-picture-yourself#115979309

Tk4all:
Stephen can pull it. but that is still small for what i'm cooking. merrybet must host me this year cos i must win atleast once in 20 trials.

we die here

Betnomore:
Na over 750k u chop for this one wey u wan withdraw oooo. U naa chairman iooo. Hope say dem don pay u

Tk4all:
Anybody with less than 50odds should count himself out of top 10.

but sha, i dey fear this stephen o, the guy wan use style with small odds win this thing. imagine if he keeps winning the 5odds 2times everyweek.

Stephenmoka4:
Not just 20K single, a cumulative amount. If you win 19K today, tomorrow when you win 1K Dem go ask for verification. "Their terms and conditions" they can choose what documents and ID they consider valid/acceptable.

israelp:
nor mind dat boy... enjoy in peace of mind

Stephenmoka4:
I don't even understand those people... Documents needed from 20k and above.

Stephenmoka4:
Neweramify weh be like our Man City, VAR just dey flag his tickets as offside.

Dj5naira na the new Leeds, his tickets na correct shot on target. Meanwhile Israelp West Ham...

Salamandar:
The one I did last week was about 2 mins.

TNORWAY:
Na Stephen must win this pfp oooo...